# Right you lot! Turn out your pockets.  Right now!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-turn-out-your-pockets-right-now/431990>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 2, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-turn-out-your-pockets-right-now/431990 "2008-01-02T15:05:33Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-turn-out-your-pockets-right-now/431990/61 "2008-01-05T13:14:49Z")

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I’m in my bathrobe. I have 2 pockets, both of which are empty.

When I’m in my jeans, I usually have a little cash in my pockets - rarely over $20 - and sometimes I’ll have a credit card in the back pocket if I stopped for gas on the way to work and was too lazy to stick it back in my purse.

Right now, there’s a pair of gloves in my jacket pockets (one glove on each side.) I don’t carry a lot of stuff around - simplify, simplify…

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