# Right you lot--what in your PURSE?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 2, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038 "2008-01-02T21:32:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/1 "2008-01-02T21:32:37Z")

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To go with the gentlemen’s thread about pockets. [whatssinhisspocketsss?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=449864)

I am carrying a brown leather handbag at present. Inside:  
cell phone  
4 pens (I tend to walk off with bank pens)  
pencil  
travel Kleenex  
granola bar (?)  
wallet  
cosmetics travel bag–inside that is one lipstick, one small mirror, 2 Tampax and a panty liner, plus some Natural Tears and a tube of hand lotion.

car lock de-icer  
traveling tube of acetaminophen  
date book–oops, need new one!

old Hershey Kiss wrapper bits  
lint  
key ring  
ponytail holder  
What’s in your purse? (I’m dull, no?)

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/2 "2008-01-02T21:41:44Z")

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Colored pens for school tomorrow that I just bought.  
My wallet.  
Nail file.  
Two nail polishes (those and the file are because I just took off my acrylics last night and forgot to take the stuff out of my purse).  
False eyelashes.  
$20 randomly floating.  
a pair of hoop earrings.  
and  
six lip glosses (I need to empty my purse).

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**Author:** ![WomanofScorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/3 "2008-01-02T21:44:06Z")

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Mine is a black purse which holds:

old bills  
wallet  
pen  
digital camera  
my dog’s rabies tag  
a smaller case holding perfume, lip gloss, chapstick, and oddly enough a baby pic of me  
stamps  
checkbook  
lotion  
a few christmas cards I got from work  
spare change strewn across the bottom

There’s actually more odds ‘n’ ends, but I thought I’d spare you.

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/4 "2008-01-02T21:50:39Z")

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I have a big (10x12) one-compartment patchwork bag that I love, because it allows me to carry the world and then some in it. It currently contains:

Cell phone  
One pocket-size pack of tissues (Kleenex brand - classy, eh?)  
Sunglasses (bent a bit - not so classy)  
Wallet with too much junk and not enough moolah  
Swiss Army Knife  
Keyring (keys to home, 2 key fobs [a light-up turtle and a metal bust of Billy Shakespeare)  
Pack of Orbit Cinnamon gum (1 piece remaining)  
1-day bus pass from Dec. 20  
The foam pad from a pair of earbuds  
Little fabric bag with two tampons inside  
1 tube of Carmex  
Moisturizing eyedrops  
1 travel-sized pack of Dramamine (2 tablets)  
2 pens, 1 pencil  
Pocket-sized Moleskine notebook  
$2.46 in various coins  
Admission button thing from the Philadelphia Art Museum  
A paperback of 4 plays by Euripides.

No wonder it seems heavy…

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/5 "2008-01-02T21:55:09Z")

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[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima]  
six lip glosses (I need to empty my purse).  
[/QUOTE]

Hah! My purse either has all the lip glosses I own or none at all. It’s really annoying.

Cell phone  
Small pouch for money and loose change  
Card wallet  
Camel No. 9 cigarettes  
Stray reciepts  
Gum  
Stephen King’s _The Drawing of the Three_  
Pen

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**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/6 "2008-01-02T21:57:42Z")

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OK, here goes… _deep breath_

The Usual Suspects:  
Wallet 1 (cash, membership/VIP/frequent flyer cards)  
Wallet 2 (credit cards, debit cards, ID & heath cards)  
Wallet 3 (beaded monkey coinpurse that holds keys and random change)  
Blackberry  
Earbuds/mic thingie for Blackberry  
Paperback novel  
This morning’s free Metro paper  
Work passcard/ID  
NFLD key chain with VPN token and 2GB flash drive

Random stuff:  
Single-serve packet of Coffeemate  
Chopsticks (for my hair)  
Photos of my kitties  
Envelope that last month’s Metropass was mailed in  
Corporate Amex statement for last month  
Block of small Post-Its with a Blackberry PIN scribbled on the top sheet  
$2 coupon for Royal Canin cat food  
$25 GC for Michael’s  
Petsmart PetPerks card  
Sushi menu (saved from a super-amazing sushi place in Montreal, so I could note the address)

I’m actually a little frightened by how much stuff that was… _gulp_

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**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/7 "2008-01-02T21:57:51Z")

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[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]  
Stephen King’s The Drawing of the Three  
[/quote]

Stop after the next one and pretend they all died in a fire. You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/8 "2008-01-02T21:58:35Z")

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Black XOXO purse – often commented on as being “the smallest purse I’ve ever seen a woman carry.”

[ul]  
[li]1 checkbook[/li][li]1 checkbook register[/li][li]1 inkpen[/li][li]1 ID wallet containing YMCA cards for the family, Sam’s Club card and Wal-Mart employee discount card[/li][li]1 black wallet containing various IDs, credit cards, insurance cards etc (no money, though)[/li][li]1 lipstick colour - Heat[/li][li]1 lipstick colour - Dreamy[/li][li]1 pair of fingernail clippers[/li][li]1 BOGO coupon to Genghis Grill[/li][li]1 child support check (needs to be cashed tomorrow morning)[/li][li]1 work ID[/li][li]1 Wal-Mart gift card with approx $4 remaining on it[/li][li]2 $1 bills[/li][li]2 dimes[/li][li]2 nickels[/li][li]2 pennies[/li][/ul]

FWIW the purse measures 9x2x4. If it doesn’t fit in my purse, or I cannot zip my purse with it in there, I don’t carry it. In fact, the only reason I have 2 lipsticks in there is that my daughter forgot to carry her purse one day and so shoved the lipstick she was wearing in mine.

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/9 "2008-01-02T22:00:54Z")

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Lessee:

Mine is a Dooney & Burke tote. Contents:

Day planner (Luddite here, you’ll pry my paper planner from my cold dead hands)  
Electronic Palm organizer (not so much of a Luddite as to copy my address book out by hand)  
Wallet  
Trade-size paper back book (Martha Grimes’ _The Five Bells and Bladebone_)  
Cellphone  
Car keys  
Travel sized Kleenex pack  
Powder compact  
Lipgloss  
Burt’s Bees lip balm  
Comb  
Two ballpoint pens  
Yellow highlighter pen  
Late Christmas card that I need to take to the post office to mail to France  
Small pack of strawberry Twizzlers

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/10 "2008-01-02T22:03:28Z")

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Mine’s a denim purse I got at Old Navy iirc that carries… well, quite a bit. It has lots of random pockets in it also, so I constantly surprise myself with what I have in it.

I currently have in the main compartment:  
My wallet with the usual assortment of cash, bank cards, bus pass, grocery cards and health care cards.  
A copy of The Virgin’s Lover by Philippa Gregory  
cell phone  
mp3 player  
change purse  
moleskine  
2 pens  
the start of a new sock (and it’s finished mate, in it’s own bag)  
house keys  
mirror compact  
toffee’s  
bubblegum (two kinds, and it’s odd since I hardly chew any gum)

Assorted pockets:  
ticket stub from Sweeney Todd  
burt’s bees lip balm  
asthma meds inhaler  
3 different kinds of hand lotion, small bottles  
2 Coffee gift cards  
Coupon for 5 bucks off a purchase of books  
My bracelet, which fell off this morning so I need to fix tonight.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/11 "2008-01-02T22:11:49Z")

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I ain’t got no stinkin’ purse.

In my backpack: Computer cords, emergency tampon.

In my shoulder bag: Crumpled receipts, microlight.

Both will contain much more when I go to campus later this week: Moleskine workbook, datebook, office keys, phone, thumb drive, lunch, papers.

In my pockets: Keys, small metal frog.

In my wallet: Debit card, two credit cards, driver’s license, health insurance card, receipt for a purchase I don’t recognize, AAA card, university ID, Border’s card, empty Starbucks card, $6 in singles, restaurant receipt from last professional travel. My wallet doesn’t have windows so it’s a bad place for photos.

Yes, I’m working at home today.

ETA:  
Wallet: Eddie Bauer post-holiday sale, 2002?  
Backpack: Half-price computer bag, REI.  
Shoulder bag: Obscure rip-off bought for under $12 in LAX.

When I must have a smaller bag, I use an REI shoulder bag that fits a paperback or a bottle of water. I also have a small brown bag I bought in Italy for ~$30 near the Uffizi.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/12 "2008-01-02T22:20:45Z")

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I downgraded over winter vacation to a small purse. I have: cash, ID, chapstick, keys, cellphone and a pen. I’m just putting around the backwoods I live in until school starts again.

Starting next week I’ll be lugging around my Indiana Jones purse: 3 pens, a No.2 Ticonderoga pencil, hand cream, lip gloss, chapstick, a packet of powdered rice papers (eek, running low!), a few elastic headbands, pepper spray, hair brush, memo book, wallet, keys, notebook, folder for syllabi and bluebooks (I always carry a few extra of the last item), likely a book or two, my cellphone, a laptop, a Kashi bar, a packet of Kleenex, my sunglasses in the case, a deck of cards, and an emergency OB tampon (I’m a DivaCup user, but it’s nice to have backup or provide backup for someone else).

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/13 "2008-01-02T22:20:46Z")

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WTH do you use moleskin for? I use it in newer shoes that slide off my heel, but I don’t carry it around.

I forgot to add, last year’s Xmas card that has a pic of the 3 kids on it.

That’s it.

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**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/14 "2008-01-02T22:26:59Z")

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Multitool  
tape measure  
(and mini screwdrivers & knife on my keychain)  
Hairbrush  
Motrin  
kotex  
pen  
pencil  
calculator  
notepad  
nail clippers  
chapstick  
tissues  
cellphone

plus the expected stuff (wallet & checkbook)

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**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/15 "2008-01-02T22:31:23Z")

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Oh lord. Now I get to reveal what an amazing slob I am.

I carry an army green, wicker-type purse. In it at this moment is:

A Christmas card, from a friend to my husband and I  
Various post-it notes with cryptic scratches on them  
A pair of eyeglasses, not in a case  
A package of DayQuil  
_Pirates of the Caribbean; The Complete Visual Guide_, pocket-sized  
A Horizon Air napkin  
An Alaska airlines napkin  
A package featuring a “Phone Clean” pre-moistened telephone receiver cleaning towlette  
A floor map of the Sunset Station Hotel Casino in Las Vegas  
A schedule for the Vegoose music festival in October 2007  
A guide to the Vegoose music festival in October 2007  
An Alaska Airlines/Horizon Air boarding pass  
My husband’s Christmas list  
Three Christmas cards I forgot to send before Christmas  
A letter from our rental company requesting we schedule a time after the 1st of the year for them to have someone come fix our office heater  
A $20.00 Old Navy gift card  
Two paycheck stubs  
Two power bill receipts  
A car payment receipt  
_Another_ Alaska Airlines/Horizon Air boarding pass  
An invitation to my company’s Christmas party, with raffle tickets  
Receipts from Brew Brothers, Made in Oregon and Panda Express  
$3.00 cash (woo-hoo, didn’t know that was in there!)  
The beginnings of about sixteen short stories, written on notebook paper  
EarPlanes  
Rose oil  
A button  
About 7 pennies

Three dollars!!! _off to vending machine_

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/16 "2008-01-02T22:43:59Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
WTH do you use moleskin for? I use it in newer shoes that slide off my heel, but I don’t carry it around.

I forgot to add, last year’s Xmas card that has a pic of the 3 kids on it.

That’s it.  
[/QUOTE]

Moleskine is a brand of lovely notebooks and journals to write in. I think that’s what they meant, not moleskin so your shoes don’t bug you.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/17 "2008-01-02T22:50:14Z")

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Thank god for that!

And GAH–please, a mod fix my typo in the title. PLEASE. It should read: “What’s” not “what”  
:o (stupid smiley doesn’t look embarassed, looks like it’s singing)

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**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/18 "2008-01-02T22:51:10Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
WTH do you use moleskin for? I use it in newer shoes that slide off my heel, but I don’t carry it around.  
[/QUOTE]

That woud be [moleskine](http://www.moleskine.com/eng/_interni/catalogo/Cat_int/catalogo_cahiers.htm), not moleskin. They come in handy, I jot down ideas or notes of things I need to pick up (several pages are just devoted to lists.. like my [NOW](http://www.noopportunitywasted.com/now_book/) lists, and are great to keep pictures of my son that don’t really fit in my wallet.)

🙂

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/19 "2008-01-02T22:53:06Z")

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In the interest of full disclosure, the strawberry Twizzlers have disappeared from my purse. Disappeared from the planet, actually.

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**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-you-lot-what-in-your-purse/432038/20 "2008-01-02T22:56:35Z")

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Lots of change (I try to empty it out, lord knows, I try, but it adds up on me!).

Keys for work and keys for home.

Hair clip thingy.

Pen.

Random papers/receipts (not TOO many).

Wallet.

Cell phone.

My MP3 player when I am not listening to it.

Lip gloss–usually one or sometimes two.

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