# Rilchiam is in hell... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rilchiam-is-in-hell/15463 "2000-04-02T23:13:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rilchiam-is-in-hell/15463/1 "2000-04-02T23:13:00Z")
Mr. Rilch wanted to come up to San Fran to watch Wrestlemania with his friend. (Note to all SF SDers: I didn’t announce my plans because I wasn’t sure, till the last minute, that I was really going to go.) We’re in a house in Berkeley, you can’t smoke indoors, there’s no alcohol except beer, there will be nothing I like to eat, I’m not interested in wrestling, and I’ve had a constant headache since I got up. The host graciously allowed me to go online, woohoo! I’m also in the one comfortable chair, double woohoo! If not for those two priveleges, I would probably be hitching back to LA right now. Thank gods for the Straight Dope. [Cartman voice]I love you guys![/Cartman voice] * * * “His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard, I wish he was mine, he’s really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.” ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rilchiam-is-in-hell/15463/2 "2000-04-02T23:36:00Z")
Okay, here’s a quote for you to identify: “Eating animal crackers, and _shudder_ smiling.” ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rilchiam-is-in-hell/15463/3 "2000-04-02T23:39:00Z")
So, what’s Satan been up to? * * * Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rilchiam-is-in-hell/15463/4 "2000-04-03T00:03:00Z")
Whitetho, you’ve put a smile on my face! Snoopy said that when Linus was a toddler. I tell you what, this is the only time I can remember being happy to lose an hour to DST. This is like being a kid again, when my parents dragged me hundreds or thousands of miles from home, and then told me, “You sit in that chair and don’t move and don’t touch anything.” ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rilchiam-is-in-hell/15463/5 "2000-04-03T00:20:00Z")
Drink the beer. Drink ALL the beer… Couldn’t hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rilchiam-is-in-hell/15463/6 "2000-04-03T00:23:00Z")
Jake, I despise beer. I would drink hard liquor (with diet cola), but there’s no hard liquor here. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rilchiam-is-in-hell/15463/7 "2000-04-03T03:19:00Z")
Well, it’s 8:20, and we were supposed to leave at 8. Guess I’m not going to get any sleep tonight… * * * “His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard, I wish he was mine, he’s really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”