# RIP Brangelina **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 20, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455 "2016-09-20T18:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455/61 "2016-09-22T01:16:01Z")
> [@Wendell\_Wagner](#): > > Cotillard denies that there was an affair (and is angry that she is being pushed into this news story). It’s a conspiracy! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455/62 "2016-09-22T06:26:04Z")
> [@ISiddiqui](#): > > Apparently this is the result of Jolie finding out that Pitt was having an affair with Marion Cotillard… who Pitt was staring in a movie with where they both play spies that fall in love (Allied)… I don’t think anyone could have made that up. > > Also on Cotillard’s wiki page… until someone cleans it up: > “Marion also ruined the lives of 128 African child refugees by destroying the marriage of philanthropist Angelina Jolie and famed actor Brad Pitt.” > [Marion Cotillard - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Cotillard) > > LOL! Given Brad Pitt’s history with relationships, I don’t think there’s any need to go searching for sinister seduction stories. He’s a cheater. We know this already. > [@ivylass](#): > > It appears the little tease is a 9/11 truther. > > Good luck with that, Brad. > [@bienville](#): > > Sheesh! This messageboard is so U.S.-centric! > Marion Cotillard is French. In France, 9/11 is November 9th. > November 9th 1979 NORAD detected a Soviet nuclear strike. This turned out to be a false alarm. > The November 9th Truthers are completely correct about this one. > Is this a Whoosh? > [France’s Moon Landing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Trip_to_the_Moon) was an _obvious_ hoax and you’re pitifully gullible if you think it was real. Defintely worth a look. The rocket in the eye gag is a good one, if you can get past the giant booger flapping under his nose. . . https://www.youtube.com/embed/_FrdVdKlxUk?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&start=358 > [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > Were they married at the time? Or just super-duper serious? I think the part that is so hard on many women is the idea that these are two of the most beautiful women in the world. If they can’t keep a man happy, who can? And if the answer is that it’s all to do with the character of the man, and no amount of beauty will keep him faithful, then why are we collectively wasting a $billion per year on make-up and face cream? :eek: It’s a horrible thought . . . :smack: And you with the boob joke? You’re going to hell. Straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. [You are a very bad man.](https://giphy.com/gifs/no-seinfeld-cinemagraph-6Q2KA5ly49368) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455/63 "2016-09-22T06:29:18Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > It appears the little tease is a 9/11 truther. > > Good luck with that, Brad. > [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > And a moon-hoaxer. Really. I read an interview in which she cast doubt we’d landed on the moon. > [@bienville](#): > > Is this a Whoosh? > [France’s Moon Landing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Trip_to_the_Moon) was an _obvious_ hoax and you’re pitifully gullible if you think it was real. > [@bienville](#): > > It’s a conspiracy! Jesus, what the fucking hell are you on about? 😕 No, that was _not_ a whoosh and that was _not_ what I was talking about. [I was talking about this:](http://defamer.gawker.com/the-collected-wisdom-of-the-french-actress-marion-cotil-1733548819) \*\*_Marion Cotillard on the American Space Program_ “Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don’t believe all they tell me, that’s for sure.” - French late-night TV interview, 2007\*\* [And here is that interview, where this airhead espoused both her 9/11 conspiracy theories and moon-hoaxer beliefs:](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1580414/Marion-Cotillards-911-conspiracy-theory.html) \*\* “But the actress faces a potential backlash in the US over comments she made in an interview in France. Footage which surfaced on the internet showed her questioning the New York terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, and the 1969 moon landing.”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455/64 "2016-09-22T06:42:18Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Jesus, what the fucking hell are you on about? 😕 No, that was _not_ a whoosh and that was _not_ what I was talking about. [I was talking about this:](http://defamer.gawker.com/the-collected-wisdom-of-the-french-actress-marion-cotil-1733548819) > > \*\*_Marion Cotillard on the American Space Program_ > > “Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don’t believe all they tell me, that’s for sure.” > > - French late-night TV interview, 2007\*\* > [And here is that interview, where this airhead espoused both her 9/11 conspiracy theories and moon-hoaxer beliefs:](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1580414/Marion-Cotillards-911-conspiracy-theory.html) > \*\* > “But the actress faces a potential backlash in the US over comments she made in an interview in France. Footage which surfaced on the internet showed her questioning the New York terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, and the 1969 moon landing.”\*\* Never mind. Now I think I’m the one who was whooshed. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455/65 "2016-09-22T12:08:37Z")
Now we know what prompted her to file so suddenly. [Brad Pitt under investigation for child abuse after alleged incident on private plane last Wednesday.](http://www.people.com/article/brad-pitt-investigated-child-abuse) ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Lowry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Sam\_Lowry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Lowry)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455/66 "2016-09-22T14:31:27Z")
> [@SaharaTea](#): > > Now we know what prompted her to file so suddenly. > > [Brad Pitt under investigation for child abuse after alleged incident on private plane last Wednesday.](http://www.people.com/article/brad-pitt-investigated-child-abuse) This explains why Jolie filed for full custody. I feel sorry for the kids. And also for Marion Cotillard, who seems to have nothing to do with this, other than she starred in a movie with Pitt where they play spies. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455/67 "2016-09-22T14:58:53Z")
Is this divorce going to stay amicable or is it going to get ugly? Both halves of the couple have had rumored drug problems. If that starts coming up, things could get interesting. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455/68 "2016-09-22T15:48:04Z")
> [@SaharaTea](#): > > Now we know what prompted her to file so suddenly. > > [Brad Pitt under investigation for child abuse after alleged incident on private plane last Wednesday.](http://www.people.com/article/brad-pitt-investigated-child-abuse) And on that same page, Cotillard pregnant with second baby with boyfriend – OR IS IT HIS?! :rolleyes: One good thing to come out of all this is one of the best responses evah on @midnight. Now that Angelina is free to take up with Donald Trump, what would their celebrity name be? Orangina [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-brangelina/766455.md?page=3)