# RIP Goatse: 1/16/04
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 3, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332 "2004-02-03T16:10:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/21 "2004-02-03T20:49:50Z")
> [@lieu](#):
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> He’d better be careful. You don’t want a colony of bees to discover a place like that.
Ouch! and I’d also like to add… ewwww!
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/22 "2004-02-03T20:53:59Z")
“Mom, something’s wrong with this honey.”
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### Author:  [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/23 "2004-02-03T21:04:50Z")
> [@lieu](#):
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> “Mom, something’s wrong with this honey.”
Butt honey, I bought it at the store!
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/24 "2004-02-03T21:09:01Z")
“Butt it tastes like ass!”
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### Author:  [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/25 "2004-02-03T21:35:36Z")
> [@FriarTed](#):
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> so what is the deal with Goatse? and the infamous picture, which I had not heard about till now?
If you click on the link in the OP and peruse the forums you’ll find it. You don’t want to find it, but it’s there.
_shudder_
Tubgirl is still the worst.
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/26 "2004-02-03T21:53:45Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Oh well. At least we still have TubGirl (no I will **NOT** give you a link).
And I don’t WANT the link. But could someone offer a verbal explanation? Just a rough idea; I gather I don’t want a detailed description.
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/27 "2004-02-03T22:14:03Z")
A haiku, perhaps?
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tubgirl, lying, ass up
the fountain of shit skyward
close your mouth. the agony.
-
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### Author:  [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/28 "2004-02-03T22:30:19Z")
What a great haiku! Accurate, evocative, and brilliant. Here’s my other current favorite haiku, from Sealab 2021:
I poke, poke his face
And yet he still ignores me
Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke.
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2004, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/29 "2004-02-03T23:41:52Z")
**Ilsa\_Lund** explains
Sufficient to envision
What Tubgirl is. GAK.
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### Author:  [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/30 "2004-02-04T01:24:43Z")
Ah, but goatse is very much alive. Just get rid of the “se”, and you can once more gaze upon the glory that is the gaping anus.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/31 "2004-02-04T02:50:48Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#):
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> It is one of those things that once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
This is the statement that did it for me.
Thank you, **Binarydrone** , for reducing my curiosity to that held by a pencil or an earmuff about what this guy’s bunghole looks like. The nice thing though is that the freakedoutednesss of those that actually have seen it is still very entertaining.
Customs Official #1: “Sir, please bend over for a cavity search.”
Customs Official #2: “Hey, where’d Bill go?”
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### Author:  [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/32 "2004-02-04T08:46:05Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#):
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> “Butt it tastes like ass!”
“Mom, this honey tastes like Coke.”
Seriously though, for those of you who haven’t seen TubGirl and are considering searching for her, _ **don’t do it!** _ Trust me. I saw her years ago and am only now recovering. :eek: [sup]2[/sup]
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### Author:  [@SimonLee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SimonLee)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/33 "2004-02-04T12:34:33Z")
Here’s something you probably don’t want to know -
Goatse man didn’t only make one picture. The picture you saw was just one out of a gallery of about 30. And don’t even think about asking me how I know - that is one experience I would have been better off without.
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### Author:  [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/34 "2004-02-04T13:08:35Z")
Geez, I dunno. I never thought tubgirl was _that_ awful. Or am I just weird?
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/35 "2004-02-04T13:12:27Z")
[quote=dantheman]
Geez, I dunno. I never thought tubgirl was that awful. Or am I just weird?[/uote] :eek:
I’m never getting in a hot tub with you.
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### Author:  [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/36 "2004-02-04T13:16:50Z")
> [@jjimm](#):
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> I’m never getting in a hot tub with you.
It’s just a pic of a really, really, really, really fat woman in a tub. Or should I be examining it a bit more closely? Does the tub also contain live eels, or something?
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/37 "2004-02-04T13:20:38Z")
> [@dantheman](#):
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> It’s just a pic of a really, really, really, really fat woman in a tub. Or should I be examining it a bit more closely? Does the tub also contain live eels, or something?
Holy crap, man, that’s SOOO only part of it. Look closer - _what is she doing?_
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### Author:  [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/38 "2004-02-04T13:24:33Z")
> [@jjimm](#):
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> Holy crap, man, that’s SOOO only part of it. Look closer - _what is she doing?_
I am _so_ not going to do that. However, perhaps you’ve inadvertently left a clue in your post . . .
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/39 "2004-02-04T13:33:07Z")
> [@cityboy916](#):
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> “Mom, this honey tastes like Coke.”
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> Seriously though, for those of you who haven’t seen TubGirl and are considering searching for her, _ **don’t do it!** _ Trust me. I saw her years ago and am only now recovering. :eek: [sup]2[/sup]
“Butt, mom! There’s lumps in my coke!”
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### Author:  [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-goatse-1-16-04/227332/40 "2004-02-04T13:33:18Z")
I think maybe you’ve seen a different picture, dan. Read Ilsa\_Lund’s haiku again, with reference to the clue in jjimm’s post.
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