# RIP, Justin Wilson

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 7, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221 "2001-09-07T13:25:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/1 "2001-09-07T13:25:41Z")

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[Ah gay-rohn-tee.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A54907-2001Sep6.html)

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### Author: ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/2 "2001-09-07T13:33:36Z")

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Nooo!!!

Damn it. I loved that man.

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### Author: ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/3 "2001-09-07T13:42:03Z")

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Oh no! A friend of mine found an old comedy album of his in a thrift store once. It was great, not only did he cook but the man was funny.

\<cop. “I’m giving you a ticket for littering, Didn’t you see the sign?”

\<JW\> “Yeah, de sign sign fiiine fo’ litterin’. Now where do get my hunnerd dollahs?”

I wish I remembered more quotes from it. You’ll be missed, Justin.

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### Author: ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/4 "2001-09-07T13:46:06Z")

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Man. That sucks.

My grandfather and I used to watch his cooking show on Saturday afternoons and howl like loons. Oh well, maybe Grampsie has front-row tickets for his next show now.

I’ll miss ya, Justin.

Zappo

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### Author: ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/5 "2001-09-07T13:47:39Z")

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The obligatory link:

[Justin’s Home Page](http://www.justinwilson.com/)

“How Y’All Are?”

RIP Cajun man…

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### Author: ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/6 "2001-09-07T13:47:54Z")

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He managed to convince a not so adventuresome eater from Saskatchewan to try new sensations in food. Now I eat lots of Cajun influenced food. Unlike most tv shows his were always unpretentious…Hoooo boy…I will miss him…

Keith

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### Author: ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/7 "2001-09-07T13:48:15Z")

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I always enjoyed his little stories.

One of my favorites, as best I can recall:

"I send my boy to college, and he come home de other day. I ask him what he learn.

He say…Daddy, we learn pi=r[sup]2[/sup]

So I say, all dat schoolin’, and dat’s what dey teachin’ you?

Fools. Everybody know Pie Are Round.

_Cornbread_ are square!"

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### Author: ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/8 "2001-09-07T14:04:05Z")

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Damn. I loved watching his show. He put _un-yons_ in almost everything he cooked and I started doing that too… everything tastes better with a little onion! And he always drank wine with his meal! He’ll be missed.

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### Author: ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/9 "2001-09-07T14:10:27Z")

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I was born in N’Orllins and was raised on his recipes…

I wonder what his last meal was? Bugs? Did he suck de’ heads?  
RIP

-Tcat

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### Author: ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/10 "2001-09-07T14:57:12Z")

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One time he mentioned he preferred stinking his finger inside, and licking it off, instead of sucking the head.

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### Author: ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/11 "2001-09-07T15:32:17Z")

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Day-am! A lot of what little I know about cookin’ I learned from dat man.

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### Author: ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/12 "2001-09-07T15:55:10Z")

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Heavens cuisine just got a lot better.

He will be missed.

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### Author: ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/13 "2001-09-07T16:51:52Z")

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Damn this sucks.  
I have to call my mom now. We used to watch him all the time.

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### Author: ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/14 "2001-09-07T18:09:36Z")

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My favorite Wilsonism: “Woooo, it’s wondermous, I gay-ron-told you dat”

He was the Bob Ross of cooking, he had that everyman appeal, always kept it simple, and had a real love for his craft.

_ **pours 40 oz of Abita Turbo Dog on the ground** _ This is for my dead homey.

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### Author: ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/15 "2001-09-07T18:15:07Z")

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My favorite memory from his show

> [@](#):
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> Some people say “mine eyes”, some people say “Mayan eyes”. I say “mine eyes”.

It took me a few seconds to realize he was talking about _mayonnaise_.

[Edited by bibliophage on 09-07-2001 at 01:17 PM]

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### Author: ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/16 "2001-09-07T18:24:05Z")

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I loves watching that guy too but for a slightly different reason. He was my Dad’s Doeppleganger. Right down to the white hair, same glasses, red suspenders and the fondness for giving a little something for the cook every time the pot. Not the same accent though.

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### Author: ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/17 "2001-09-07T21:23:22Z")

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I’ll never be able to pour salt into my palm again without getting misty eyed. RIP Justin.

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### Author: ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/18 "2001-09-07T22:38:44Z")

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I loved that old coot. He’s actually from my home town, and though he and I are both died-in-the-wool South Louisianians, neither of us are (were) Cajuns.

So long old friend…

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### Author: ![Frumious\_Bandersnatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Frumious\_Bandersnatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frumious_Bandersnatch)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/19 "2001-09-07T23:15:05Z")

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I had the opportunity to sit next to Justin Wilson on a plane a few year ago. The man I met was the exact same man you saw on television. Kind, funny, and full of stories. Also drank a lot of wine.

The world is richer for having known him, and poorer now that he is gone.

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### Author: ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-justin-wilson/80221/20 "2001-09-08T02:54:02Z")

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Well, for goodness sake.

I thought Justin Wilson had died along time ago.

That happened with Robert Shaw, too: I thought he was dead for years, then when I heard he had actually died, I was really surprised.

I hate when that happens.

(I always liked how Justin Wilson would talk to the shrimp in the pot: “Hellooo, shrimps! How you doin’?”)

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