# Rip Van Winkle's the Name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327 "2007-05-01T16:58:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/1 "2007-05-01T16:58:11Z")

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Has it really been almost two years since I last posted to the SDMB?

Whew, I guess that nap took a little longer than I anticipated.

So, what’s new?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/2 "2007-05-01T17:06:14Z")

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Not much.

You?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/3 "2007-05-01T17:09:41Z")

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Dude… sup?

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/4 "2007-05-01T17:16:41Z")

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A quick trip through the forums is either oddly reassuring or disquietly disturbing - the more things change the more they stay the same.

As for me - I’m just two years older. No smarter, no dumber.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/5 "2007-05-01T17:34:07Z")

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Funny - I was just thinking about you, **plnnr** - how’ve you been?

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/6 "2007-05-01T17:47:03Z")

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Good, Missy. Hope all has been well with the rest of you.

I was eating a bit of lunch and realized I hadn’t checked in lately - little did I realize it had been two years. No births, no deaths, no injuries, no calamities. Odd how the time sort of slips by.

Now, where was I when last I posted…

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/7 "2007-05-01T18:12:54Z")

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Well, we’ve rebelled against King George and your wife’s died and kids are grown. Other than that, not much.

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/8 "2007-05-01T18:19:19Z")

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[QUOTE=plnnr]  
As for me - I’m just two years older. No smarter, no dumber.  
[/QUOTE]

So it really is taking longer than we thought.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/9 "2007-05-01T18:22:46Z")

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Hey, **plnnr**! Good to see a familiar name back again. It always makes me a teeny bit depressed when I read old threads, and see old names that have stopped coming around. Stupid people going off and having lives and stuff… 😃

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/10 "2007-05-01T18:52:21Z")

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Oh, so _this_ is how you make a comeback so as to get people to notice.

🙂

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/11 "2007-05-01T19:57:48Z")

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[QUOTE=plnnr]  
I was eating a bit of lunch and realized I hadn’t checked in lately - little did I realize it had been two years.  
[/QUOTE]  
They only give us an hour.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/12 "2007-05-01T20:25:17Z")

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Welcome back, senor.

I don’t know you…but you don’t know me either!

Wheeeeeeeee!

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/13 "2007-05-01T22:14:48Z")

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Must be something in the air. Today was my first day back in a couple of years as well.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/14 "2007-05-02T17:55:33Z")

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You think you’re out, but they just keep pulling you back in…

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**Author:** ![WorkInProgress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@WorkInProgress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WorkInProgress)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/15 "2007-05-02T18:27:25Z")

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Wow, I wasn’t even a gleam in Cecil’s eye back then.

Still there has been only one recent event that I would call newsworthy:  
Someone was paid not to post on the Dope (member to member).

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/16 "2007-05-02T18:37:22Z")

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[QUOTE=WorkInProgress]  
Wow, I wasn’t even a gleam in Cecil’s eye back then.

Still there has been only one recent event that I would call newsworthy:  
Someone was paid not to post on the Dope (member to member).  
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That’s it? What about that poster who is having an affair, posted about it, spawned a few nasty threads and she anded up changing her user name. If that’s not newsworthy I don’t know what is.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/17 "2007-05-02T19:11:36Z")

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Gone for two years, and you still have 2.39 posts per day.  
That’s scary, that is. Explains why I remember you, too.  
Checking your last posts… well, Airman Doors’ college professor says the darndest things.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-van-winkles-the-name/402327/18 "2007-05-02T19:36:24Z")

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**Satan** and **Daniel In The Wolves Den** have come back and are now GD moderators.

Made you look!
