# Ripped from the Monty Python sketch book **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740 "2001-08-10T08:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/101 "2001-08-23T20:06:48Z")
This, sir, is an ex-parrot! ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/102 "2001-08-23T20:20:43Z")
::rides by dressed as a pantomime horse on a tandem bike:: ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/103 "2001-08-23T21:34:48Z")
:rolleyes: Well I thought _that_ was a bit predictable. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/104 "2001-08-23T21:38:30Z")
Are you here to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blowjob? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/105 "2001-08-23T21:47:01Z")
The frogs are dewpicked, dipped in glucose, lovingly sealed in chocolate, and then garnished with lark’s vomit. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/106 "2001-08-23T23:44:46Z")
My brain hurts! \>\>THONK\<\< ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/107 "2001-08-24T00:04:38Z")
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheese laden second hand electric donkey bottom biters! ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/108 "2001-08-24T12:38:21Z")
And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose. [cue music] ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/109 "2001-08-24T12:50:37Z")
This is my wife Audrey. She smells a bit but she’s got a heart o’ gold. Ooooh! I’ve wet 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Ich\_Bin\_s](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Ich\_Bin\_s](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ich_Bin_s)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/110 "2001-08-24T14:56:55Z")
This is largely as I predicted, except that the silly party won! ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/111 "2001-08-24T22:03:49Z")
Camp it . . . _UP!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/112 "2001-08-24T23:57:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > \*\*My brain hurts! \>\>THONK\<\< \*\* Then it will have to come out!! ---
**Author:** ![Evno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Evno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evno)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740/113 "2001-08-26T02:09:09Z")
Roight! May we have your liver? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ripped-from-the-monty-python-sketch-book/75740.md?page=5)