Risk of being murdered quiz

Risk of Murder: -7 (I really think this is a -7)
Risk of Assault: 34

Lying about the previous Mrs. Plants, my rote to work and firearms got me down to -6.

There were periods in my life when it would have been MUCH higher.

I got a -12. It did say that “•You are drinking too much in public.” Bwhaaa, I definately overstated that part but the selections were quite limited. It also suggested I trade my car in for a Yugo. Ain’t gonna happen.

I got a 2.

I work from home and have no spouse, exes, kids or siblings under 16. Don’t drink, do drugs or do anything with firearms.

It’s kind of a plumpy 2, though. I walk my somewhat-deserted neighborhood every day between 5 and 5:30. I could be a sitting duck at that point!

Otherwise I am safely locked away. Erm…right here, where I always am, where anyone who wants to murder me can find me.

I got a 44.

Intentionally aiming for the highest score, I got 427. In reality, I got 18, mostly due to jogging the same route every day.

Me too. Mostly because I’ve been published in a national magazine and am mentioned in blogs and a forum. (SDMB is not the only forum for me! Hee heee!)

Unloaded guns don’t seem to lower your score. Loaded guns will lower your score. I did an excursion to see. However, I think loaded guns in the house raise the risk of unintended death, so they may reduce your risk of murder, but not of death.

They completely left out the following question: Do you have a big tough dog with a mean bark and complete dedication to you?

Cause we all know, dogs are totally kick ass.

I got a 4. I live in LA, which I think increases my score.

I got -24. I feel very safe.

I got a 4, but I don’t know how my not instructing babysitters mattered. As my only child is 38, I’m not much into hiring sitters.

56 for me.

That is one way of being shunned. :dubious:

I got a “4”.

If my parents didn’t divorced 40 years ago (and one of them is dead), I would have been -2.

I’m not telling you what I got!

I understand how probability works, but some weirdnesses:
Apparently 150,000 people is “the big city”? What is this, the North Dakota test?
It seems to think that I am divorced, despite not checking that box.

I scored a 29 which the quiz rates as Low risk. It did say that based on a couple of G&T’s on the weekend suggests I drink too much. :dubious:

Naaah - that would be something under a 10. <in a southern drawl> He ain’t wurth killin.