# RitterSport pitted to showcase linking **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 14, 2020, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333 "2020-07-14T20:20:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/61 "2020-07-16T12:56:10Z")
Once it’s fully legalized, maybe we’ll see M&Edibles. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/62 "2020-07-16T13:13:31Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Darker isn’t always better. I just snarfed some dark chocolate peanut butter cups from Trader Joe’s. I would have preferred plain ol’ Reeses. > > Speaking of drugstore candy, is there ANYTHING they haven’t tried cramming into an M&M these days? Soylent Green? Of course, the day may come when you can get a bag of Eminem M&Ms… ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/63 "2020-07-16T15:09:30Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Of course, the day may come when you can get a bag of Eminem M&Ms… Unfortunately, the first Eminem-related foodstuff I thought of was “vomit on my sweater/Mom’s spaghetti.” 🤢 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/64 "2020-07-16T20:43:57Z")
> [@discobot](#): > > Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. Well I said it several times and nothing happened. I even made sure the microphone was on and everything. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/65 "2020-07-16T21:45:34Z")
OK Google, say hey Alexa say hey Siri say at discobot. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/66 "2020-07-16T23:40:35Z")
@discobot display help so, what CAN you do? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/67 "2020-07-16T23:40:38Z")
I currently know how to do the following things: `@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}` > Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message. `{name-of-tutorial}` can be one of: `tutorial, advanced tutorial`. `@discobot roll 2d6` > 🎲 3, 6 `@discobot quote` > 🗨 _I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts._ — John Locke `@discobot fortune` > 🔮 You may rely on it ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/68 "2020-07-17T02:11:24Z")
Oh, yeah. The other thing I thought I might hide in a script: that notification that your post has been quoted elsewhere. (Not sure if I could limit it to just the Pit or not.) ---
**Author:** ![DeadTreasSecretaries](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deadtreassecretaries/32/4817_2.png) [@DeadTreasSecretaries](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadTreasSecretaries)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/69 "2020-07-17T03:15:58Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Darker isn’t always better. I just snarfed some dark chocolate peanut butter cups from Trader Joe’s. I would have preferred plain ol’ Reeses. This is an awful opinion. Dark chocolate peanut butter cups are fucking delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/70 "2020-07-17T04:21:53Z")
They are. But regular Reese’s are deliciouser. Tell you what. Let’s let Discobot settle it. Evens I’m right, odds you’re wrong. @discobot roll 1d6 ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/71 "2020-07-17T04:21:55Z")
> 🎲 1 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/72 "2020-07-17T04:22:31Z")
Thanks, Discobot! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/73 "2020-07-18T03:36:50Z")
@discobot, can you tell us where the mods hid the candy? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/74 "2020-07-18T03:36:54Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/75 "2020-07-18T03:40:44Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > @discobot, can you tell us where the mods hid the candy? It’s \< belch \> not there anymore. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/76 "2020-07-18T04:58:33Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Speaking of drugstore candy, is there ANYTHING they haven’t tried cramming into an M&M these days? Decent chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/77 "2020-07-18T05:59:47Z")
Well that sent the cats flying to the beams. They dislike me laughing out loud. ---
**Author:** ![Enjoy\_Slurm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enjoy_slurm/32/3937_2.png) [@Enjoy\_Slurm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enjoy_Slurm)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/78 "2020-07-19T01:31:09Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:… Ok boomer, calm your tiddies. @discobot fortune Does boomer’s tiddies need calming? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/79 "2020-07-19T01:31:11Z")
> 🔮 As I see it, yes ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333/80 "2020-07-23T19:52:41Z")
> **[Germany's Ritter Sport wins square chocolate battle against Milka](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53510219)** > > Swiss chocolate-maker Milka challenged the German bar's right to be the only square bar in Germany. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rittersport-pitted-to-showcase-linking/915333.md?page=5)