# RO: Cheerleader stripping

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 24, 2012, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467 "2012-08-24T07:27:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/21 "2012-08-24T14:37:56Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> The coach is fucked up but:
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> So teenagers have gotten so lazy they rather strip naked than run a few laps?

Works for me…

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/22 "2012-08-24T14:45:58Z")

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Playing [strip poker](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/niles/chi-former-niles-north-teacher-pleads-guilty-to-sex-charge-20120823,0,1723087.story) would be okay, right?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/23 "2012-08-24T15:25:30Z")

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It would be better if they beat up some babies naked.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/24 "2012-08-24T16:28:52Z")

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That’s so bizarre. My bet is that some skeevy boyfriend of the coach helped come up with the idea and was watching/video taping from some hidden vantage point.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/25 "2012-08-24T16:48:21Z")

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The most amazing part of the story is that they found someone who talks like a human to interview about it:

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> “I’m just totally pissed off. It’s past upset. I’m pissed off,” the girl’s mother told the station.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/26 "2012-08-24T17:13:59Z")

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> [@PacifistPorcupine](#):
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> Maybe this is because my knowledge of cheerleading practices comes from pron movies and teen dramedies but… as a team wouldn’t they practice together and then shower and see each other naked pretty much all the time?

Yes…that’s the way I’m picturing it in my head…

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/27 "2012-08-24T17:34:51Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Yes…that’s the way I’m picturing it in my head…

Can I see too?

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/28 "2012-08-24T17:50:36Z")

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Best coach ever 😃

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**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/29 "2012-08-24T18:16:46Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> I think it was the complaining student who said she closed her eyes.

Hmm, I reread it and it says, “The coach claims that she closed her eyes during the game and didn’t see if any of the girls removed all of their clothing, “only the students removed clothing to reveal their under garments,” according to the Sheriff’s report.”

I can’t believe I didn’t catch the last paragraph until now, though: “The Sheriff’s Office is investigating based on the reporting student’s “outcry” and **the allegation that “the incident was videotaped,”** according to The Smoking Gun.” (bolding mine)

Man, if **Little Nemo** hadn’t provided the link, I would have accused him of making this up from the dark recesses of his dirty, dirty mind.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/30 "2012-08-24T18:31:45Z")

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> [@PoorYorick](#):
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> Hmm, I reread it and it says, “The coach claims that she closed her eyes during the game and didn’t see if any of the girls removed all of their clothing, “only the students removed clothing to reveal their under garments,” according to the Sheriff’s report.”
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> I can’t believe I didn’t catch the last paragraph until now, though: “The Sheriff’s Office is investigating based on the reporting student’s “outcry” and **the allegation that “the incident was videotaped,”** according to The Smoking Gun.” (bolding mine)
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> Man, if **Little Nemo** hadn’t provided the link, I would have accused him of making this up from the dark recesses of his dirty, dirty mind.

Weird.

From [The Smoking Gun](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cheerleader-coach-strip-game-687345):

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> The student told officials that while the game was being played, she closed her eyes and did not see “anyone remove all their clothing.” She added that only students–and not the coach–“removed clothing to reveal their under garments.”

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/31 "2012-08-24T18:35:41Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> It seems that teens seldom use the showers these days. I see the athletes leaving after practice and they either just go home without changing or change in the locker room without showering.

Jeez, with their teenage hormone-levels they should be showering daily even if they **don’t** do PE. The smell! :eek:

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/32 "2012-08-24T18:47:18Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Jeez, with their teenage hormone-levels they should be showering daily even if they **don’t** do PE. The smell! :eek:

I’m sure they shower at home. The point is they won’t shower in a communal setting.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/33 "2012-08-24T18:50:56Z")

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Aside: my Mom did a year at Texas U, lived in an entirely female dorm, with communal showers. I asked her what she thought about it, and said if she never saw another naked female again as long as she lived, it would be too soon.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/34 "2012-08-24T18:51:43Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> I don’t understand how things like this can still be happening in this day and age of cell phone cams and million dollar lawsuits.

[Ron White]You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a pill you can take, there’s not a class you can go to - stupid is for _evah_.[/Ron White]

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/35 "2012-08-24T19:28:36Z")

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**LadyMadonna** …come on…try to defend this. I dare you.

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/36 "2012-08-24T20:12:55Z")

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I bet the cheerleading coach has jumped a few levels in the minds of all the boys at that school.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/37 "2012-08-24T20:25:36Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> I coach at a locl high school and yes, the typical teen is too lazy( or unaccustomed to physical activity) to run laps. I see the PE classes at times and it’s pathetic.  
> It seems that teens seldom use the showers these days. I see the athletes leaving after practice and they either just go home without changing or change in the locker room without showering.

My daughter says that she was never given enough time after PE to hit the showers and not be late for the next class.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/38 "2012-08-24T20:30:19Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> I’m sure they shower at home. The point is they won’t shower in a communal setting.

I went to high school in the late-80s, early 90s. Showering was not common after gym class. There were showers, but almost nobody used them, save for 3 or 4 students in a gym class of about 30-40. Swim class was a little different, but we all had our Speedos on. Even running track for a few years, I don’t recall showering until I got home.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/39 "2012-08-24T20:36:54Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> So teenagers have gotten so lazy they rather strip naked than run a few laps?

I’m confused about the “rather than” part. I do my best running when I’m naked. Someone will yell, “Hey, you can’t be in the girls locker room!”, and then I run.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/40 "2012-08-24T20:52:20Z")

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> [@Eonwe](#):
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> That’s so bizarre. My bet is that some skeevy boyfriend of the coach helped come up with the idea and was watching/video taping from some hidden vantage point.

We’ve got a female gym coach who invited all her cheerleaders over to her house for a sleepover and a round of stripping games.

Somehow, I’m not seeing a boyfriend in this picture.

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