# RO: Cheerleader stripping **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 24, 2012, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467 "2012-08-24T07:27:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/61 "2012-08-25T21:02:43Z")
Come on, everyone knows you need to strip your older cheerleaders now and then. Or else the new coat of varnish won’t stick. The real tragedy here is that they didn’t get sanded properly between coats. ---
**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/62 "2012-08-25T21:06:04Z")
Underneath that, there’s a video shot that says: STUDENTS LOCKED IN CLOSET Doctors report the rise in kids eating detergent wtf? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/63 "2012-08-25T21:14:10Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > Do you think we’d be getting so many “Haw haw show pics” jokes if these were Boy Scouts being abused by their leader? > > Making sex jokes about real life 14 year olds is gross. Was the coach accused of MOLESTING the girls? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/64 "2012-08-25T22:14:44Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > Do you think we’d be getting so many “Haw haw show pics” jokes if these were Boy Scouts being abused by their leader? No. We’d probably get a bunch of jokes about merit badges and being prepared, and possibly some puns on the word “jamboree.” ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/65 "2012-08-27T03:04:35Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > No. We’d probably get a bunch of jokes about merit badges and being prepared, and possibly some puns on the word “jamboree.” A reference to the pedophile scandals in the Roman Catholic Church would be obligatory also. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/66 "2012-08-27T10:43:08Z")
Just cause clothes were being removed doesn’t mean there was anything sexual about this. Nothing about the story sounds sexual. What is it with Americans and nudity? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/67 "2012-08-27T13:51:17Z")
We are against it. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/68 "2012-08-27T15:41:58Z")
> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#): > > A reference to the pedophile scandals in the Roman Catholic Church would be obligatory also. Also a reference to climbing a tree and eating a sausage. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/69 "2012-08-27T16:04:11Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Also a reference to climbing a tree and eating a sausage. Still different than “yeah, haw haw, I’d like to see a little boy with his pants down! Tell the priest to send pics…I’ll be in my bunk.” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/70 "2012-08-27T17:18:10Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > We are against it. Yeah, our founding fathers all wore clothes. Check any painting. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/71 "2012-08-27T17:21:33Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > Still different than “yeah, haw haw, I’d like to see a little boy with his pants down! Tell the priest to send pics…I’ll be in my bunk.” Look **sven** , if you have some boy-buggery jokes you want to workshop, let’s hear them. But if that’s your A material, it’s going to need some work. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/72 "2012-08-27T21:13:19Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > We are against it. Some of us are against it hardly. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/73 "2012-08-27T22:06:01Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > Still different than “yeah, haw haw, I’d like to see a little boy with his pants down! Tell the priest to send pics…I’ll be in my bunk.” The difference is that 14 year old girls are more attractive to hetrosexual men than 14 year old boys are. You’d get the same divide if these were adult cheerleaders or adult, I dunno, male dancers. P.S. Cheerleaders are silly. Does anyone have them apart from America? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/74 "2012-08-27T22:19:53Z")
No. Cheerleaders are prohibited by an international treaty to which the United States was the only non-signatory. You need a new shtick, **Simp**. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/75 "2012-08-27T22:22:27Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Some of us are against it hardly. Others, just barely. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/76 "2012-08-27T22:57:09Z")
I am against it with every bone in my body. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467/77 "2012-08-27T23:06:59Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > No. Cheerleaders are prohibited by an international treaty to which the United States was the only non-signatory. > > You need a new shtick, **Simp**. I’ve got one and I’m going to shtick to it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-cheerleader-stripping/632467.md?page=3)