# RO: If you like dog fighting you'll love baby boxing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 22, 2012, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253 "2012-08-22T05:23:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/41 "2012-08-24T05:38:47Z")

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Coming right up after the conclusion of **Toddlers and Tiaras** the all new **Toddlers and Takedowns** , stay tuned.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/42 "2012-08-24T10:48:23Z")

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1 Toddler enters, an undefined amount leave!

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/43 "2012-08-24T11:33:09Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> We’re just doomed, aren’t we?

[evil laugh]The toddlers are doomed. [/evil laugh]

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**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/44 "2012-08-24T11:55:10Z")

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I find it totally horrifying, especially the child who turned for help to the adults and was denied mercy and wonder about the effect on his/her life that betrayal of trust it will have on him/her.

These people are playing with minds as they are being programed and putting approval of merciless senseless violence into these children’s’ programing.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/45 "2012-08-24T12:38:00Z")

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Is this supposed to be the cute, baby version of BumFights?

> **[Bumfights](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumfights)**
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> Bumfights is a video series produced by Indecline Films. The debut release titled Bumfights Vol. 1: A Cause for Concern features primarily high school fights caught on tape and homeless men (most notably Rufus Hannah and Donnie Brennan) in the San Diego, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas metropolitan areas attempting amateur stunts in a style inspired by the popular MTV series Jackass. It was produced by Ryen McPherson, with friends Zachary Bubeck, Daniel J. Tanner, and Michael Slyman, as...

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/46 "2012-08-24T16:52:27Z")

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> [@outlierrn](#):
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> Coming right up after the conclusion of **Toddlers and Tiaras** the all new **Toddlers and Takedowns** , stay tuned.

If someone would take down that freaking Honey Boo Boo and her mom, that would be super fantastic.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/47 "2012-08-24T19:39:06Z")

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Another chance for **LadyMadonna** to explain why only women should be trusted with children.

Have at it…the floor is yours.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/48 "2012-08-24T19:58:47Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> If someone would take down that freaking Honey Boo Boo and her mom, that would be super fantastic.

Word

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/49 "2015-09-03T22:34:37Z")

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I decided to bump this as another site of Toddler Fight Club has been discovered in New Jersey, where two daycare employees have been charged with abuse for encouraging the kids to fight.

[And the story I found](http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2015/09/3_other_daycare_fight_clubs.html)referenced two other Clubs that I hadn’t heard of before, in Ohio and Texas. It’s becoming a national phenomenon.

Kind of like _Pay It Forward_, with fists.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/50 "2015-09-03T22:48:10Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Kind of like _Pay It Forward_, with fists.

Toddler fisting? I am so going to hell.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/51 "2015-09-03T22:56:39Z")

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> [@outlierrn](#):
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> Toddler fisting? I am so going to hell.

You are a far, far worse person than I. 😛 I feel myself falling into damnation, and it’s all your fault. And those lousy kids.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/52 "2015-09-03T23:25:13Z")

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…so smacking is out and smackdown is in? Their reach might not be great, but their big heads make an easier target. You really don’t want to waste that.  
I look forward to Junior Jackass.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/53 "2015-09-04T02:01:37Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I decided to bump this as another site of Toddler Fight Club has been discovered in New Jersey, where two daycare employees have been charged with abuse for encouraging the kids to fight.
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> [And the story I found](http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2015/09/3_other_daycare_fight_clubs.html)referenced two other Clubs that I hadn’t heard of before, in Ohio and Texas. It’s becoming a national phenomenon.
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> Kind of like _Pay It Forward_, with fists.

That Day Care Academy is just one of three branches. I wonder if they had inter-school competitions for belts…

This is on their [website](http://lightbridgeacademy.com/Site/#):

> [@](#):
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> Our Mission  
> Illuminating young minds  
> while helping everyone in  
> our Circle of Care  
> along life’s journey.

Helping them see stars…?

> [@](#):
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> Our Vision  
> Transform the  
> lives of all families  
> by treating them  
> as part of our own.

Lunchtime Nothing. I catch you eatin’, you’ll catch a beatin’ !  
…then your nap time will be All Day, Bobby…!

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/54 "2015-09-04T02:59:34Z")

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They even have [pay-per-view](http://lightbridgeacademy.com/parent-login/) of their [cough] _phys ed_ [cough] activities.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-if-you-like-dog-fighting-youll-love-baby-boxing/632253/55 "2015-09-04T03:22:47Z")

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…any inspirational [posters](https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/051779ee7016c43582120c9c46302b3c4b8b11-wm.jpg) on the walls, **Muffin**?

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