# RO: LA elementary school teacher charged with committing lewd acts with 23 boys & girls ages 7 to 10 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331 "2012-01-31T19:36:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/61 "2012-02-01T20:33:38Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > I laughed. > > Isn’t this school in Florencia 13’s territory? Was this guy diddling some of their little sisters? If so, he may not make it to trial. I’m not even sure he’s safe in jail. We’ll see. My very thought - Los Treces are going to go medieval on his ass for sure. My next thought was that I’m kind of okay with that. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/62 "2012-02-01T21:02:08Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > ☹ Jesus, doesn’t anybody just fuck a little kid up the ass any more?! I’m afraid not. Those halcyon days ended in the late fifties. Then came the ‘sexual revolution’, so you can thank the liberal elites for this depravity. Not that they’ll ever admit it. You can bet this wouldn’t have happened if the teacher had the fine moral compass (oh and height too) of a member of the older generation, like that nice Mr. Sandusky everyone keeps talking about. Who’s very tall. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/63 "2012-02-01T21:07:44Z")
> [@Nancarrow](#): > > You can bet this wouldn’t have happened if the teacher had the fine moral compass (oh and height too) of a member of the older generation, like that nice Mr. Sandusky everyone keeps talking about. Who’s very tall. So, is that going to be a new SDMB law? **Starving Artist** ’s Law: the probability that the physics of child rape and/or Jerry Sandusky being mentioned in a thread increases with additional posts? It would certainly save a lot of time to just say we’d been **Starving Artist** ’ed. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/64 "2012-02-01T21:32:02Z")
Welcome to the SAMB! Fighting ignorance since 1963. Which is when it started. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/65 "2012-02-01T22:36:59Z")
This guy doesn’t sound so bad. He was making the kids cookies, for crying out loud. The way I see it, he probably just ran out of milk. As we all know, you gotta have milk with cookies! He then panicked and went with the next best thing. What’s the big, fat, hairy deal? ---
**Author:** ![markdash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@markdash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markdash)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/66 "2012-02-02T01:08:38Z")
If you can’t joke about children being sexually abused, what _can_ you joke about? ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/67 "2012-02-02T01:33:00Z")
> [@markdash](#): > > If you can’t joke about children being sexually abused, what _can_ you joke about? Yes, it is either laugh or run screaming down the street. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/68 "2012-02-02T01:44:30Z")
If your prisons are too crowded, please let him come to a Peruvian prison. He’ll get the welcoming he so richly deserves. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_In\_Black](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@The\_Man\_In\_Black](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_In_Black)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/69 "2012-02-02T02:45:58Z")
> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#): > > If your prisons are too crowded, please let him come to a Peruvian prison. > He’ll get the welcoming he so richly deserves. A child rapist will get a good welcome in US prisons too. You really know you are fucked up when hard core criminals think your a piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/70 "2012-02-02T04:57:06Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > An article I read somewhere (sorry, no link) mentioned that the cops persuaded him to give a DNA sample a couple of months ago. I’m just trying to imagine how that conversation went down. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/71 "2012-02-02T07:25:59Z")
My bar trivia team was called “My Other Game Involves A Blue Spoon”. No one really got it. BUT WE WON!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/72 "2012-02-02T14:19:54Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > This guy doesn’t sound so bad. He was making the kids cookies, for crying out loud. The way I see it, he probably just ran out of milk. As we all know, you gotta have milk with cookies! He then panicked and went with the next best thing. What’s the big, fat, hairy deal? Heaven help him if he’d eaten any peanuts in the last few days! That shit pisses school admins off. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/73 "2012-02-02T14:30:37Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > My bar trivia team was called “My Other Game Involves A Blue Spoon”. No one really got it. > > BUT WE WON!! 😃 :::Hijack::: Mine was “Michael Jackson and the Dixie Eight.” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/74 "2012-02-02T14:31:45Z")
> [@florez](#): > > Yes, it is either laugh or run screaming down the street. No…the children run away from the screaming. Swift and silent as a shadow you must be. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/75 "2012-02-02T17:30:45Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > It’s a fetish planet. It’s a bug planet. Would you like to know more? I see what you did there Maybe he was telling them “service guarentees citizenship” Got room in that handbasket heading for hell… ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/76 "2012-02-02T19:09:09Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > No…the children run away from the screaming. Swift and silent as a shadow you must be. Yikes!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/77 "2012-02-02T19:31:28Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Swift and silent as a shadow you must be. Bugger small children, Yoda does not. Penetrated by the Force, they were. ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/78 "2012-02-02T20:34:24Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > ☹ Jesus, doesn’t anybody just fuck a little kid up the ass any more?! Because its physically impossible for a 6’3" man to anally penetrate a 10-year-old boy while they’re both standing up. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/79 "2012-02-02T20:45:57Z")
> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#): > > Because its physically impossible for a 6’3" man to anally penetrate a 10-year-old boy while they’re both standing up. It sure sucks to be tall. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331/80 "2012-02-02T23:07:05Z")
Yeah, especially if you’re 10. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-la-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-committing-lewd-acts-with-23-boys-girls-ages-7-to-10/611331.md?page=5)