# RO-Woman with baby aboard flies plane drunk, crashes into puppies and kittens! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781 "2009-08-08T23:25:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/1 "2009-08-08T23:25:38Z")
Oh! Mhi! GHOD!!! [This is the](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=527062) very, VERY [worstest thing EVHER!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=527062) I just read that there was this one woman! She was flying a plane! And she was drunk! And high! On _CRACK!!!_ And she had a baby strapped in and it wasn’t even in a baby seat!!! THEN, WHILE DRUNK she BROKE THE PLANE! And there were no parachutes aboard. So she GUTTED her baby and used it’s skin to MAKE A BALLOON and she floated down on her DEAD BABY’S CORPSE! AND THE PLANE CRASHED INTO A BUNCH OF KITTENS AND PUPPIES THAT WERE FROLICKING WITH BABY HARP-SEALS! AND THEN, she minced up her baby and stuffed it’s minced up body into it’s own intestines! And made _SAUSAGES_ WITH THEM! AND SHE ATE IT AND STAYED ALIVE! AND NOW SHE’S PREGNANT WITH NINE-TUPLETS! I’m normally in favor of the death penalty, but I’ll oppose it this time so she can get sent to prison and be raped. In the BUTT! A LOT! I’m glad I’m a better person than she is. I’ll bet no-one can think of a WORSE story to be recreationally outraged about than this! Fenris, aghast [sub] A) Parody threads are allowed and don’t have to be labeled, as long as they’re linked. This one is. B) Anyone who feels the need to post RO threads, be my guest. It’s within the rules. But so’s mine. 😉 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/2 "2009-08-08T23:28:18Z")
Well, you don’t know the circumstances. Sometimes people just _have_ to fly planes drunk and crash into kittens and puppies. You can’t judge her. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/3 "2009-08-08T23:29:23Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > AND THE PLANE CRASHED INTO A BUNCH OF KITTENS AND PUPPIES THAT WERE FROLICKING WITH BABY HARP-SEALS! Oh this is terrible ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/4 "2009-08-08T23:29:26Z")
What about the baby harp seals??? Don’t you have a conscience?! ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/5 "2009-08-08T23:29:54Z")
No sane person would do any of that. Ergo, she was insane. And so you’re not being very nice by making fun of the mentally ill. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/6 "2009-08-08T23:30:21Z")
I heard she declawed cats for a living. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/7 "2009-08-08T23:31:08Z")
> [@caeried](#): > > no sane person would do any of that. Ergo, she was insane. > > And so you’re not being very nice by making fun of the mentally ill. :mad: don’t you say that! I care about the mentally ill more than you do! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/8 "2009-08-08T23:31:11Z")
I heard she ordered milk. In a bar. Once. For twenty minutes. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/9 "2009-08-08T23:31:58Z")
But did she let the cats live outside or inside? We really need to know. Also: does her weight factor into any of this? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/10 "2009-08-08T23:33:13Z")
But why a plane? Why didn’t she just drive her SUV? ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/11 "2009-08-08T23:33:26Z")
You haven’t heard the latest. Apparently, her plane crash-landed onto a tour bus filled with elderly nuns, which rolled out of control into an orphanage which caught fire and burned down the entire block, including a baby formula factory. Three firemen (and one cop, who was two days from retirement) were killed while fighting the inferno. Tragic. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/12 "2009-08-08T23:33:57Z")
> [@Lobot](#): > > I heard she declawed cats for a living. She declawed and CIRCUMCISED cats for a living! ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/13 "2009-08-08T23:35:37Z")
> [@fuzzypickles](#): > > You haven’t heard the latest. Apparently, her plane crash-landed onto a tour bus filled with elderly nuns, which rolled out of control into an orphanage which caught fire and burned down the entire block, including a baby formula factory. Three firemen (and one cop, who was two days from retirement) were killed while fighting the inferno. > > Tragic. ☹ Well, the almost-retired-cop was doing something racist so that’s okay. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/14 "2009-08-08T23:36:25Z")
Frankly, I’m offended that none of this has to do with gay people. Why are you excluding us? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/15 "2009-08-08T23:48:28Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > She declawed and CIRCUMCISED cats for a living! FEMALE cats! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/16 "2009-08-08T23:52:18Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Well, you don’t know the circumstances. Sometimes people just _have_ to fly planes drunk and crash into kittens and puppies. You can’t judge her. If she flew into a puppy mill, should I be more outraged because she offed hundreds of puppies, or less outraged because it’s a puppy mill? Nonetheless, I’d be more outraged if I find out the puppies are mostly black or brown, because then she would be a RACIST! to boot. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/17 "2009-08-09T00:27:14Z")
I’m still more outraged than all of you. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/18 "2009-08-09T00:38:15Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > I’m still more outraged than all of you. Yes, but you seem more PROFESSIONALLY outraged. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/19 "2009-08-09T00:39:39Z")
I, for one, am outraged. I mean, who let that woman fly a plane? She should be home cooking for her husband and changing diapers like The Good Lord intended. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/20 "2009-08-09T00:55:39Z")
Beats me how she crashed - she wasn’t texting at the time. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781.md?page=2)