# RO-Woman with baby aboard flies plane drunk, crashes into puppies and kittens! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781 "2009-08-08T23:25:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/21 "2009-08-09T00:58:40Z")
> [@Little\_Bird](#): > > I, for one, am outraged. I mean, who let that woman fly a plane? She should be home cooking for her husband and changing diapers like The Good Lord intended. I am outraged by The Good Lord, too, FWIW. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/22 "2009-08-09T01:20:33Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > …So she GUTTED her baby and used **it’s** skin to MAKE A BALLOON and she floated down on her DEAD BABY’S CORPSE! > … > I’m glad I’m a better person than she is. … [Bolding, color mine] On the contrary, any crime she committed pales in comparison to your careless punctuation. She is a poor pilot; you, sir, are a monster. ---
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/23 "2009-08-09T01:34:34Z")
IMHO there are some things that are appropriate to parody and some things that are so inherently disgusting that parody is inappropriate. A parody of these two instances is just cheap, stupid and insensitive. When you do parody you should take on someone that can defend themselves. Dead children and innocent victims aren’t a funny or clever subject matter. Again, just my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/24 "2009-08-09T01:37:15Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > No sane person would do any of that. Ergo, she was insane. > > And so you’re not being very nice by making fun of the mentally ill. :mad: Dammit, now you’ve got that song stuck in my head. _The dame insane has mainly crashed a plane…_ ---
**Author:** ![Weston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8797f3/32.png) [@Weston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weston)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/25 "2009-08-09T01:39:49Z")
**Fenris** isn’t parodying the incidents themselves. He’s parodying the _“more-outraged-than-thou”_ mindset of those people who start genuine RO threads. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/26 "2009-08-09T01:44:21Z")
> [@Spartydog](#): > > IMHO there are some things that are appropriate to parody and some things that are so inherently disgusting that parody is inappropriate. A parody of these two instances is just cheap, stupid and insensitive. > > When you do parody you should take on someone that can defend themselves. Dead children and innocent victims aren’t a funny or clever subject matter. > > Again, just my opinion. Maybe you should start a Pit thread about how tasteless this one is… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/27 "2009-08-09T02:13:50Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > AND THEN, she minced up her baby and stuffed it’s minced up body into it’s own intestines! You realize this was originally an English dish, not Scottish? ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/28 "2009-08-09T02:47:18Z")
_sigh_ For those who haven’t studied the police blotters of small towns in the Great Northwest, the woman was one of the greatest truck hijackers of the late 1950s, and now everyone, and by everyone I mean the criminally illiterate, will only remember her for this… ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/29 "2009-08-09T03:09:44Z")
[QUOTE=Fenris;11425334A] Parody threads are allowed and don’t have to be labeled, as long as they’re linked. This one is. [/QUOTE] One would expect a parody thread to have some relevance to the OP parodied. This one doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/30 "2009-08-09T03:41:12Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > One would expect a parody thread to have some relevance to the OP parodied. This one doesn’t. Too bad you aren’t a mod any more or you could close the thread–sucks to be you! ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/31 "2009-08-09T03:59:54Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > She declawed and CIRCUMCISED cats for a living! She did that shit for _fun_, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/32 "2009-08-09T04:05:25Z")
Parody fail. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/33 "2009-08-09T04:10:17Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Parody fail. Funneh win. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/34 "2009-08-09T04:11:45Z")
Parody fail fail. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/35 "2009-08-09T04:18:30Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > What about the baby harp seals??? Don’t knock it 'til you’ve fucked one! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/36 "2009-08-09T04:34:20Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > What about the baby harp seals??? > \ The strings kept getting tangled up in my club. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/37 "2009-08-09T04:41:42Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > I’m still more outraged than all of you. my head just exploded! (I got better) ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/38 "2009-08-09T04:44:01Z")
At least she didn’t shoot any moose. Or the world’s last polar bear as it sat on the one remaining arctic ice floe. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/39 "2009-08-09T05:00:44Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > don’t you say that! I care about the mentally ill more than you do! Self-interest, you see. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/40 "2009-08-09T05:37:08Z")
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