# RO-Woman with baby aboard flies plane drunk, crashes into puppies and kittens! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781 "2009-08-08T23:25:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/41 "2009-08-09T06:16:19Z")
When you really boil things down to minimum, everything is some woman’s fault. God said so. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/42 "2009-08-09T06:21:28Z")
I give this pitting a 5.7. Set it to music and it gets an 8.0. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/43 "2009-08-09T12:42:47Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > One would expect a parody thread to have some relevance to the OP parodied. This one doesn’t. You keep popping into my threads to complain about me. You’re hot for me, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/44 "2009-08-09T12:51:13Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > You keep popping into my threads to complain about me. Cite? In this case, I’m complaining about the post, not the poster. I’d likely have made the same comment if _I_ started the thread; it’s pretty weak. ---
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/45 "2009-08-09T13:37:55Z")
> [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](#): > > Circumcision is mutilation. Jack Dean Tyler, is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/46 "2009-08-09T13:38:15Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > In this case, I’m complaining about the post, not the poster. I’d likely have made the same comment if _I_ started the thread; it’s pretty weak. Denial is kinda cute. It’s a bit flattering, but really, not interested so much. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/47 "2009-08-09T14:12:01Z")
> [@cards](#): > > Jack Dean Tyler, is that you? No…then he would be **Runs _After People_ With Scissors**. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/48 "2009-08-09T14:49:39Z")
There is a follow up article. She prevented a U.N flight to Ethiopia from landing with all the unused food from the USA school lunch programs. The food spoiled so now that it’s a plane full of garbage no country will let it land, citing the toxicity of spoiled school lunch food. They have been refueled in flight three times already but still no airport will allow them to land. The plane’s last attempt to land somewhere in Somalia, led to a group of pirates trying to shoot the plane down before it could approach for landing. The plane had to veer off sharply and is flying over the Antarctic wastes at this time. The U.N. released a statement criticizing the world saying “Your not nice.” This is unprecedented for the U.N. to be so critical and forceful. The Prime Minister Tony Blaire had this to say “They had better not go near The Falklands or we will be forced to send in Margarete Thatcher to stop them.” Nasa has projected their current course will take them over New Zealand. They think that they may be planning to ditch the plane in one of the many volcanoes of that country. On a side note the vacationers at Fantasy Island had a scare for a few minutes as Tattoo rang a bell frantically and started yelling “The plane! The plane!” Mr. Roarke soon had reassured the guests this was normal for Tattoo and it was indeed just some new guests arriving, not the garbage plane. Mr. Roarke declared a round of free fantasies for all the guests. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/49 "2009-08-09T14:53:35Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > Denial is kinda cute. It’s a bit flattering, but really, not interested so much. Out of the last 25 threads you’ve started, I’ve posted in four. The only one I had any great involvement in was the recent one in ATMB - in which, probably not coincidentally, you also had a stupid OP. You can continue to believe I’m stalking you, if you like, or you could grow up. Doesn’t much matter to me which you choose. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/50 "2009-08-09T15:36:44Z")
> [@Eonwe](#): > > I give this pitting a 5.7. Set it to music and it gets an 8.0. Some of us think that 8.0 should have an asterisk next to it since steroids may be involved. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/51 "2009-08-09T15:39:42Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > What about the baby harp seals??? > > Don’t you have a conscience?! You know why baby seals don’t drink in bars? All they can get is Canadian Club. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/52 "2009-08-09T16:20:08Z")
No parody for oil! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/53 "2009-08-09T19:02:53Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Out of the last 25 threads you’ve started, I’ve posted in four. The only one I had any great involvement in was the recent one in ATMB - in which, probably not coincidentally, you also had a stupid OP. You can continue to believe I’m stalking you, if you like, or you could grow up. Doesn’t much matter to me which you choose. I vote for “continuing to believe Frank is stalking you.” Much more entertaining for the rest of us than Fenris growing up. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/54 "2009-08-09T19:09:13Z")
That plus the fact that he took time to count–that’s kinda cute. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/55 "2009-08-09T19:30:33Z")
I bet she was fat. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/56 "2009-08-09T19:41:20Z")
We keep glorifying, analyzing and investigating the woman who omitted this horrific crime, but does anyone say anything about the puppies that were killed? Huh? They could just as well be women shot in some fitness center, for all that matters. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/57 "2009-08-09T19:55:48Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > She declawed and CIRCUMCISED cats for a living! This is really quite sad, because she made her living selling cat-claw and cat-teeth craft jewelry at various fairs and parks around the country. I’m not sure what she crafted with the penis-meat, but maybe that begs the question: Whats in Your wallet? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/58 "2009-08-10T12:12:19Z")
Baby seals don’t feel anything as they’re being clubbed. We’re just projecting human emotions onto them. Anthropomorphism at its ugliest. Sorry, it’s ugliest. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Joe_Meager)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/59 "2009-08-10T14:47:05Z")
I, for one, am not outraged. Not a bit. It’s rather refreshing. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/60 "2009-08-10T15:24:53Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Baby seals don’t feel anything as they’re being clubbed. We’re just projecting human emotions onto them. Anthropomorphism at its ugliest. > > Sorry, it’s ugliest. Baby seals are masochists by nature, and actually are ecstatic while being beaten to death. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781.md?page=4)