# RO-Woman with baby aboard flies plane drunk, crashes into puppies and kittens! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781 "2009-08-08T23:25:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/61 "2009-08-10T15:33:44Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > No sane person would do any of that. Ergo, she was insane. How dare you suggest people can be insane?! “insane” is just slur on the obviously visionary and/or religious. Think outside the box, sheeple! ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/62 "2009-08-10T15:47:27Z")
Actually I happen to know that she was on welfare and receiving cosmetic surgery courtesy of UHC, while working for the Ku Klux Klan torturing ethnic minority,gay children paid by YOUR tax dollars in Iraq. And the reason that I know this and all of you don’t is because I CARE while the rest of you heartless scum can’t even approach the depth of heartache I experience lying awake every night just thinking about the _Children_,think of the poor _Children_ sob! I wring my hands so much people think that I’ve got Church Bells for Bollocks. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/63 "2009-08-10T16:45:01Z")
> [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](#): > > How dare you suggest people can be insane?! “insane” is just slur on the obviously visionary and/or religious. Think outside the box, sheeple! The only insane people are those who insist OTHERS are insane. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/64 "2009-08-10T16:51:55Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Well, you don’t know the circumstances. Sometimes people just _have_ to fly planes drunk and crash into kittens and puppies. You can’t judge her. Especially considering it was almost certainly a case of estrogen poisoning. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/65 "2009-08-10T16:53:42Z")
> [@Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](#): > > I, for one, am not outraged. Not a bit. It’s rather refreshing. Goddamn kittens had it coming. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/66 "2009-08-10T17:15:31Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Cite? > > In this case, I’m complaining about the post, not the poster. I’d likely have made the same comment if _I_ started the thread; it’s pretty weak. Can I be frank, **Frank**? If you started the thread, it _would_ have been weak. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/67 "2009-08-10T19:34:43Z")
Those little baby harp seals may have been cute, but they were actually liberal terrorist communist harp seals! And they were on the beach fornicating with cross-dressing kittens and Satan-worshipping puppies. > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Goddamn kittens had it coming. Best username/quote combination so far in this thread… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/68 "2009-08-10T19:53:12Z")
This is new for today. They have tied all those shoes with a detached foot found on the shores in Canada to this lady. It seems she’s had a few propeller accidents on landing in the past. She’s been dumping the parts over British Columbia in hopes of attracting sharks to terrorize the tourists to the islands. It’s unclear if she was trying to ruin the resort business of her ex-boyfriend or if it was coincidental the first foot was found near his resort. The ex-boyfriend has noted that three girl friends have taken off and haven’t been heard from again since the shoes started appearing. ---
**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/69 "2009-08-10T20:38:55Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > > Goddamn kittens had it coming. > > Best username/quote combination so far in this thread… I disagree, I vote for the following: > [@SmartAleq](#): > > > [@Frank](#): > > > > One would expect a parody thread to have some relevance to the OP parodied. This one doesn’t. > > Too bad you aren’t a mod any more or you could close the thread–sucks to be you! ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/70 "2009-08-10T21:04:10Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > There is a follow up article. > > She prevented a U.N flight to Ethiopia from landing with all the unused food from the USA school lunch programs. The food spoiled so now that it’s a plane full of garbage no country will let it land, **citing the toxicity of spoiled school lunch food**. They have been refueled in flight three times already but still no airport will allow them to land. The plane’s last attempt to land somewhere in Somalia, led to a group of pirates trying to shoot the plane down before it could approach for landing. The plane had to veer off sharply and is flying over the Antarctic wastes at this time. The U.N. released a statement criticizing the world saying “Your not nice.” This is unprecedented for the U.N. to be so critical and forceful. The Prime Minister Tony Blaire had this to say “They had better not go near The Falklands or we will be forced to send in Margarete Thatcher to stop them.” Nasa has projected their current course will take them over New Zealand. They think that they may be planning to ditch the plane in one of the many volcanoes of that country. > > On a side note the vacationers at Fantasy Island had a scare for a few minutes as Tattoo rang a bell frantically and started yelling “The plane! The plane!” Mr. Roarke soon had reassured the guests this was normal for Tattoo and it was indeed just some new guests arriving, not the garbage plane. Mr. Roarke declared a round of free fantasies for all the guests. Oh, right – because school lunch food isn’t toxic in the first place? Public schools are _poisoning OUR CHILDREN!_ WAKE UP, PEOPLE! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/71 "2009-08-10T21:22:15Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > But why a plane? Why didn’t she just drive her SUV? She would have done, but she was fourth in line behind three [seven](http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/story.html?id=1860037) [year](http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/07/30/crimesider/entry5197661.shtml) [olds](http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/08/06/ap/strange/main5221207.shtml). ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/72 "2009-08-10T22:14:40Z")
Well, I blame society. ---
**Author:** ![TheGrinReaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2acd7d/32.png) [@TheGrinReaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheGrinReaper)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/73 "2009-08-10T22:46:03Z")
It’s all lies, I tell ya. I tried to make a balloon out of a baby and it didn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/74 "2009-08-10T22:53:49Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Well, I blame society. Yeah, right, take the easy way out. It’s gotta be the vaccines. Inject our precious babies with aluminum, formaldehyde, antifreeze, used motor oil, monkey pus _and minced harp seals_ and you’ve got everything that’s wrong with America, in a nutshell. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/75 "2009-08-10T23:12:10Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Well, I blame society. Naw, it’s all Canada’s fault. And the Jews. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/76 "2009-08-11T00:46:25Z")
I’m sure some liberal is going to post how this is all Bush’s fault. Those liberals are always blaming Bush every time a drunk baby-killing mother crashs a plane into a bunch of cute little animals. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/77 "2009-08-11T00:56:28Z")
> [@fuzzypickles](#): > > Naw, it’s all Canada’s fault. And the Jews. 😕 Canada is Jewish?!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/78 "2009-08-11T01:32:32Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’m sure some liberal is going to post how this is all Bush’s fault. Those liberals are always blaming Bush every time a drunk baby-killing mother crashs a plane into a bunch of cute little animals. She gave Clinton a blow job!! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/79 "2009-08-11T02:02:35Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’m sure some liberal is going to post how this is all Bush’s fault. Those liberals are always blaming Bush every time a drunk baby-killing mother crashs a plane into a bunch of cute little animals. The man was a drunk, a parent, a pilot and a hunter. He’s just a surgery away from being the perpetrator himself. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/80 "2009-08-11T21:46:05Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > Frankly, I’m offended that none of this has to do with gay people. Why are you excluding us? She crashed into a carload of LESBIAN nuns. Ummmm…what’s an ‘RO’ thread? (I have a vague idea of course, but what do the initials stand for?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781.md?page=5)