# RO-Woman with baby aboard flies plane drunk, crashes into puppies and kittens! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781 "2009-08-08T23:25:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/81 "2009-08-12T02:27:18Z")
> [@The New and Improved Superman](#): > > Ummmm…what’s an ‘RO’ thread? (I have a vague idea of course, but what do the initials stand for?) Recreational Outrage. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/82 "2009-08-12T02:40:57Z")
[Chicagoan of a certain age] Are the puppies, kittens, and baby seals gonna be alright, Uncle Lar? [/Chicagoan of a certain age] ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/83 "2009-08-12T02:46:31Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > [Chicagoan of a certain age] Are the puppies, kittens, and baby seals gonna be alright, Uncle Lar? [/Chicagoan of a certain age] Yes snot nosed little Tommy the Animals will be alright. I think the requirements of those stories were that the animals were alright in the end. I listened to that going to Madison in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/84 "2009-08-12T02:46:48Z")
RO? Really Offensive? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/85 "2009-08-12T03:00:17Z")
RO - Really Ooky - What? They usually are. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/86 "2009-08-12T03:33:27Z")
> [@The New and Improved Superman](#): > > …LESBIAN nuns… Totally redundant, like saying “female women”. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/87 "2009-08-12T04:14:51Z")
This is the stupidest fucking post I’ve read this year. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/88 "2009-08-12T04:42:06Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#): > > This is the stupidest fucking post I’ve read this year. You mean this one? ^^^ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/89 "2009-08-12T12:01:14Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#): > > This is the stupidest fucking post I’ve read this year. I’m going to take that as a compliment. I’m sure you meant it in the best possible way that “stupid fucking post” can be intended. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/90 "2009-08-12T12:14:17Z")
I believe that drunken piloting should be legal. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/91 "2009-08-12T12:49:15Z")
Not just legal, but mandatory. ---
**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/92 "2009-08-13T09:09:11Z")
How do you expect the Muslims to hit their targets if they’re drunk? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/93 "2009-08-13T14:10:02Z")
If they are aiming for the Sears tower, and see three of them, aim for the one in the middle. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/94 "2009-08-13T14:37:50Z")
> [@Spartydog](#): > > IMHO there are some things that are appropriate to parody and some things that are so inherently disgusting that parody is inappropriate. A parody of these two instances is just cheap, stupid and insensitive. > > When you do parody you should take on someone that can defend themselves. Dead children and innocent victims aren’t a funny or clever subject matter. > > Again, just my opinion. If you are serious, YOU are the reason for a thread like this. RO is inherently open for parody. It is the nature of RO. Especially too much RO. Just my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/95 "2009-08-13T15:13:31Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > If you are serious, YOU are the reason for a thread like this. RO is inherently open for parody. It is the nature of RO. Especially too much RO. > > Just my opinion. Was that an airplane I just heard? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/96 "2009-08-13T16:15:00Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > Denial is kinda cute. It’s a bit flattering, but really, not interested so much. I don’t get this. RO threads are treated like stepchildren around here. The idea being they are not serious enough for The Pit, I gather. I’m no **Frank** lover, but I do agree that this OP missed the mark a tad. To my way of thinking, a good parody would have mocked the outrage more (than the invented transgressions). The OP then answers a criticism with, “You think I’m hot, don’t cha”? Sorry, I would rather read RO threads than this kind of schoolyard childishness. ---
**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/97 "2009-08-13T16:23:46Z")
Well this just burns my buckeyes! Literally. I put some left over deer eyeballs in the microwave for breakfast, read this thread(which it turns out, I could care less about) and forgot to watch them; nuked them all to hell. Thanks cunf. ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/98 "2009-08-13T17:43:14Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > If they are aiming for the Sears tower, and see three of them, aim for the one in the middle. Ha! The joke is on them. There is no Sears Tower any more. (Nobody tell them about the Willis Tower, or as we now call it, “Big Willy”\*) \*\* this is not a Bill Clinton joke. Please move along.\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/99 "2009-08-13T17:48:06Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > I don’t get this. > > RO threads are treated like stepchildren around here. The idea being they are not serious enough for The Pit, I gather. I’m no **Frank** lover, but I do agree that this OP missed the mark a tad. To my way of thinking, a good parody would have mocked the outrage more (than the invented transgressions). > > The OP then answers a criticism with, “You think I’m hot, don’t cha”? Sorry, I would rather read RO threads than this kind of schoolyard childishness. Yet here you are posting in a way that shows you read a large chunk of this thread.😉 ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781/100 "2009-08-14T06:35:59Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > Yet here you are posting in a way that shows you read a large chunk of this thread.😉 I’m sure I’m being whooshed (I’m not that clever) but how are the two exclusive? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ro-woman-with-baby-aboard-flies-plane-drunk-crashes-into-puppies-and-kittens/505781.md?page=4)