# Road rage because of a bumper sticker!?!?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 10, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839 "2005-03-10T15:13:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/21 "2005-03-10T17:58:38Z")

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> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> I’ve never thought of bumper stickers as expressing individuality. My sense of humor, perhaps. My hobbies, occiasionally. But never my individuality.

Uh, what do you think indivuduality is? Why do you need to advertise your hobbies, interests or political standing? There is no reason except to 1.) Show that you have opinions and hobbies (i.e expressing your individuality), or 2.) Trying to somehow attract friends with similar interests (what, they gonna follow you home and chat it up in your driveway? Yeah, I followed you because _I_ like Bush too!), or 3.) Doing it because everybody in your social circle is and you are a mindless sheep that wants to do it to fit in.

YMMV, but however you cut the watermelon, It is still a watermelon.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/22 "2005-03-10T18:01:08Z")

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> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> \<hijack\>
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> **World Eater** , Why have you been up so long, and will you be able to sleep soon? I hope it’s not insomnia.
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> Hang in there.
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> \<hijack\>

Probably more info then you cared to know…

Tues 7 am - 12 pm - School  
Tues 12 pm - 9 pm - work  
Tues/Wed 9 pm - 6 am - working on paper due next day  
Wed 7 am - 12 pm - school  
Wed 12 pm - 9 pm - work  
Wed/Thur 9 pm - 2am - work on my website  
Thur 7 am - 4 pm - work

Must go home and do laundry, clean house, finish website and collapse.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/23 "2005-03-10T18:01:44Z")

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Odd, I did it because it amused me at the time. No other audience intended, really. Though, it would make for ease in finding my car in parking lots at the time, too.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/24 "2005-03-10T18:11:45Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> Here we recently had a cop threaten to arrest a woman unless she took her “Fuck Bush” bumper sticker off her truck. He had to apologize the next day.

I had a [BUCK FUSH](http://www.cafepress.com/oddjobs.9651340) sticker on my Jeep just before Bush’s War. This guy in a new Mustang was flipping me off and gesturing wildly. I really thought his head would explode, or at least that he’d lose control of his vehicle. What a schmuck.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/25 "2005-03-10T18:12:02Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> Your right, my utmost apologies to **Dave**.
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> I havent slept in about 40 hours, forgive me.

Hakuna Matata, mate. Hope you get some sleep soon. Besides, it’s hard to get offended when I realize that you are probably right, likely I am an idiot. Luckily it doesn’t bother me that much. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/26 "2005-03-10T18:26:07Z")

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> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> Odd, I did it because it amused me at the time. No other audience intended, really. Though, it would make for ease in finding my car in parking lots at the time, too.

Oh, ok. I mean, it can’t possibly be that you find it amusing doing a bit self expression because of the reactions you imagine that come from other people. If you did it simply to amuse YOURSELF, why don’t you put the stickers on the dashboard? No, I think there are alterior reasons.

Gothic dude/chica: I hate it when people stare at me, I am wearing fishnet, white and black makeup with my hair sticking out in all directions and I do it just to amuse myself, it pisses me off when I **purposely dress to shock others and stick out** and people notice me and look and make comments. But I really just dress to amuse myself.

Yeah…

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**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/27 "2005-03-10T18:29:27Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Any Republicans want to reimburse for the expenses I had after my care with the Clinton Gore sticker got keyed up?

Some con-symp keyed my car late last summer. (Understandable, seeing as how I had expressed my hatred for America by putting a Kerry-Edwards sticker on the back window.)

True, I was getting rid of that old car anyway, so no expense incurred repairing it. However I really would have preferred he confront me directly. That way I could have sent him to pavement (and I don’t mean the concert).

“You just don’t mess with another man’s automobile!” - Vega

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**Author:** ![xbuckeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9e8a1a/32.png) [@xbuckeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xbuckeye)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/28 "2005-03-10T18:39:57Z")

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At least when you have your political/religous/educational affiliations on you car, I can predict what type of idiot driving stunt you are going to attempt.  
Jesus fish=I will pass fast on the right and cut right in front of you so I can slow down to pass this semi  
Environmental stickers=close the air intake ‘cause you are gonna be suckin’ my burning oil fumes  
Oh how I wish more people would do a better job of actually representing the groups they are trying to represent!

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**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/29 "2005-03-10T18:42:46Z")

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Oh, in regard to my last post:

I don’t think self expression or expressing Identity (both synonymous with expressing idividuality AFAIK) is a bad thing at all, nor do I think anybody that does identifies with a group is in any way shape or form a negative or bad thing. It is good. However, it is extremely disingenuos to deny that are the reasons behind dressing certain ways, expressing certain opinions or whatever. Especially when the stock answer is “I do it because I think it is amusing.” Sure, keep telling yourself that.

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**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/30 "2005-03-10T18:54:33Z")

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> [@Johnny L.A.](#):
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> I had a [BUCK FUSH](http://www.cafepress.com/oddjobs.9651340) sticker on my Jeep just before Bush’s War. This guy in a new Mustang was flipping me off and gesturing wildly. I really thought his head would explode, or at least that he’d lose control of his vehicle. What a schmuck.

People are morons.

Around here, hardly any of the Bush supporters have removed their stickers. I keep mine on to balance that out. Plus there’s this HUGE sign down one of the main roads near my house that has the Bush/Cheney logo on it. When I see no more propaganda, mine will be removed as well. I had 3 stickers on my car, now I only have one. One fell off (I tape them to the inside so no one can rip them off), and the other was a Kerry/Edwards sticker that I took off about a week after the election.

A couple days after the election, I was heading back to work from picking up lunch and this individual in a pickup truck was next to me in traffic. He had one of those ugly window sticker/shade things of the flag and an eagle (do you forget what country you live in?) and I think he had one of those W stickers as well. He saw my stickers, rolled down his window and did one of those horrendous “YEE-HAWW!” cackles. I just stepped on the gas and got away from that lunatic real quick. With characters like that (on BOTH sides BTW), you can never be too careful.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/31 "2005-03-10T19:19:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> As Fernandez drove south on Armenia, the other driver pulled alongside her in his black 1996 Nissan, beeping his horn and “flailing his arms,” according to a police report.

Did anyone else find this visual hilarious?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/32 "2005-03-10T19:27:06Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Well since we only have the woman’s side of the story here I’ll hold off judgement.
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> The sign could have been made while driving and the whole thing could have started by something this woman did.

Heck, for all we know he was trying to warn her about a bee on her neck that was about to sting her. He was probably pointing at the letter ‘B’ in his Bush sign to help her understand what he was talking about.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/33 "2005-03-10T19:28:43Z")

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It is written by

> [@](#):
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> SHANNON COLAVECCHIO-VAN SICKLER

Her name is 28 letters long.

That is just wrong.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/34 "2005-03-10T19:31:09Z")

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As a mom, the salient point in this story for me is that she had her kids in the car. It is very obvious to even the casual observer that I have two car seats in the back of my vehicle, so I am assuming this guy could see her kids (they aren’t babies or anything).

He is a fucking maniac who should get very familiar with the inside of a jail cell.

But then again, since I started driving kids around, I have cut way back on my use of the finger as a communication device. Around here, that could get you shot at or something.

If something like this had happened to me with my kids in the car, when that guy got our and started running towards me I might have floored it.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/35 "2005-03-10T19:35:06Z")

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> [@EJsGirl](#):
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> …when that guy got our and started running towards me…

Out, dammit, out.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/36 "2005-03-10T21:29:56Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> Fuck
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> _You’re_

Fuck my _what_?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/37 "2005-03-10T22:23:25Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> but we all already know that Bush voters don’t respond to reason.

Fuck you.

I’m getting tired of such over the top statements. And the fact that no one will call you on this makes me doubly sad, and wonder what the hell I’m still doing here.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/38 "2005-03-10T22:31:57Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> Fuck you.
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> I’m getting tired of such over the top statements. And the fact that no one will call you on this makes me doubly sad, and wonder what the hell I’m still doing here.

Yeah, i’m wondering too. Stupid cunt.

Did you not notice the first phrase of the following paragraph, which read “But seriously…”

Actually, it’s people like you who lead me to believe that such “over the top statements” contain a whole heap of truth.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/39 "2005-03-10T23:01:31Z")

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Gah. This is why I haven’t had a bumper sticker on any of my cars since the Pink Floyd Prism on my '82 Pontiac Sunbird.

Idiots know no bounds…not even political ones. They are evenly distributed like weeds in the desert after two months of rain…(that’s all we see out here in the high desert of California now.)

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/road-rage-because-of-a-bumper-sticker/293839/40 "2005-03-10T23:33:54Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Well since we only have the woman’s side of the story here I’ll hold off judgement.
> 
> The sign could have been made while driving and the whole thing could have started by something this woman did.  
> Any Republicans want to reimburse for the expenses I had after my care with the Clinton Gore sticker got keyed up?

Nah, it was the Naderites, go pick on them 😃

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