# Robber blows up Florida ATM

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-blows-up-florida-atm/846323>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-blows-up-florida-atm/846323 "2020-01-12T22:56:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-blows-up-florida-atm/846323/21 "2020-01-15T00:51:55Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Google provides Amp links anytime I search for a news story.
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> I get a Amp link when I copy it. I prefer the direct link but Google does what it wants. Probably because I’m browsing on my phone with Chrome.
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> Amp - Accelerated Mobile Pages

Just to to the site where the story is and use that link.  
Also, [don’t use amp](https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/19/open_source_insider_google_amp_bad_bad_bad/).

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-blows-up-florida-atm/846323/22 "2020-01-15T01:52:34Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> “Think you used enough Dynamite there, Butch?”

> [@ftg](#):
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> One sheriff deputy was reported to have asked: “Who are those guys?”

You know I love both o’ you guys, but you have to remember that if it isn’t trending on Netfix or Amazon Prime, there are many adolescents here who just aren’t going to get the reference.

Besides, if you don’t give them a link to click, their hands start to itch like chigger bites.

(Any bets that the voice of the first one to say 'hey boomer' cracks badly? Also, I want a multiplier on the bet for every teen-aged zit that can be counted. )

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-blows-up-florida-atm/846323/23 "2020-01-15T03:14:50Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Just to to the site where the story is and use that link.  
> Also, [don’t use amp](https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/19/open_source_insider_google_amp_bad_bad_bad/).

I didn’t know anyone objected to Amp links. I’ll try to avoid linking with them.

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