# Robber turned sex slave.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879 "2011-07-13T15:34:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/21 "2011-07-13T18:21:26Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I think you may need to [explain](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsOkWhenItIsFemaleOnMale) a little more… I think rape is more traumatic for women than men because generally speaking men are physically stronger than women, and that there is generally no penetration with female-on-male rape. I am referring here to rape of men by women, not by other men. That is a different story. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/22 "2011-07-13T19:32:36Z")
Dear _Pravda_, I never theenk it could heppen to me… ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/23 "2011-07-13T19:39:39Z")
Um… upgrade? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/24 "2011-07-13T19:40:51Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Turn “gunman” to “policeman” and turn “hairdresser” to “were-panther” and I think we’re on to something! Sounds like something Lora Leigh might write.. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/25 "2011-07-13T19:48:37Z")
“Victor first went to the hospital to treat his swollen testicles” “…and fed \*\*\*nothing but \*\*\*Viagra.” That would be a fake. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/26 "2011-07-13T19:59:40Z")
I am very skeptical about this “report” because it’s in _The Sun_, which does not have a good record for accurate reporting. However, the _San Antonio Express-News_ (Texas) reported that Alex Gutierrez entered the “Avalon Hair Design and Spa” with the intention of robbing it. Owner and stylist Andrea Hayden got the better of him, hand-cuffed him to a sink drain pipe, force-fed him Cialis and used him as a sex slave over the recent Fourth of July weekend. San Antonio, Texas is a real city. The _SAEN_ is a real newspaper. Alex Gutierrez was convicted of armed robbery. The “Avalon Hair Design and Spa” is a real salon. Andrea Hayden is a real hair stylist. “Cialis” is a real drug and was developed to treat Erectile Dysfunction in men. The most recent “Fourth of July” weekend was a long one due to the 4th falling on a Monday. Except…Gutierrez did not rob a hair salon and the crime was committed last year. Ms. Hayden doesn’t own or work at Avalon. Ms Hayden’s salon has never been robbed. Ms Hayden has never force-fed anybody anything and her long-time “sex slave” is her husband. Hey, maybe I have what it takes to write for _The Sun_ and other tabloids like it? I would like to end on a serious note. [soapbox]IMO and IME rape is not a laughing matter. If a woman rapes a man, she should be prosecuted as thoroughly and as diligently as are those men who are accused of raping women.[/soapbox] ---
**Author:** ![markm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@markm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markm)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/27 "2011-07-13T20:30:26Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > I would like to end on a serious note. [soapbox]IMO and IME rape is not a laughing matter…[/soapbox] Not even clown-on-clown rape? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/28 "2011-07-13T20:34:03Z")
Does anyone think this will be the guy’s last burglary? ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/29 "2011-07-13T21:24:14Z")
> [@markm](#): > > Not even clown-on-clown rape? Can a blind man truly rape a mime? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/30 "2011-07-13T21:25:37Z")
Isn’t this one of Rupert Murdoch’s newspapers? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/31 "2011-07-13T23:35:51Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Does anyone think this will be the guy’s last burglary? His maybe, but I’ve been looking for a new career. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Al\_Bundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@Al\_Bundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_Bundy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/32 "2011-07-14T00:36:57Z")
I read that story too and felt that we got only half the story. Both parties were arrested. Both parties are suing each other. I don’t know who to believe. Would a man resist such tactics? Would a man tell anybody about such an event? ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/33 "2011-07-14T00:43:22Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Where is this beauty parlor exactly? > [@lieu](#): > > I’d just like a little trim. My deepest and most sincere thanks for the best laugh I have had all week!!! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/34 "2011-07-14T02:26:23Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Dear _Pravda_, > > I never theenk it could heppen to me… I can just imagine the note for help he might have written: “Natasha! Пошлите помощь! Избеубежать от лосей и завихряться…” “Natasha! Send Help! Must escape from Mousse and Swirl…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/35 "2011-07-14T02:29:00Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > I can just imagine the note for help he might have written: > > “Natasha! Пошлите помощь! Избеубежать от лосей и завихряться…” > > “Natasha! Send Help! Must escape from Mousse and Swirl…” :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![RoeCocoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@RoeCocoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoeCocoa)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/36 "2011-07-14T04:18:41Z")
I keep scrolling past this thread, reading the title as “ **Robot** turned sex slave…” and thinking, _so what?_ I kinda wish I had stuck with my first impression; that’s a horrible story and almost certainly fake. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/37 "2011-07-14T08:08:31Z")
> [@jamiemcgarry](#): > > Isn’t this one of Rupert Murdoch’s newspapers? :dubious: So is the _San Antonio Express-News_. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/38 "2011-07-14T08:52:56Z")
[Yakov Smirnoff] “In post-Soviet Russia . . .” [/YS] ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/39 "2011-07-15T00:09:21Z")
> [@Flutterby](#): > > Sounds like something Lora Leigh might write.. I’m thinking Charlaine Harris. And the hairdresser did real bad things to him. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879/40 "2011-07-15T00:47:09Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > I think rape is more traumatic for women than men because generally speaking men are physically stronger than women, and that there is generally no penetration with female-on-male rape. I am referring here to rape of men by women, not by other men. That is a different story. AFAIK there just isn’t enough research on (adult) female-on-(adult)-male rape to draw any kind of conculsion. And I shouldn’t have to point out that it’s perfectly possible for a woman to sexually penetrate a man with a dildo/vibrator/fake penis/etc against his will. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robber-turned-sex-slave/588879.md?page=3)