# Robertson Caruso **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482 "2014-07-31T13:53:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/1 "2014-07-31T13:53:03Z")
Name some other malfunctions like the title… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/2 "2014-07-31T14:15:22Z")
Jacqueline Hyde. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/3 "2014-07-31T14:28:12Z")
Rowena Martin ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/4 "2014-07-31T14:48:28Z")
Phantom of the Oprah ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/5 "2014-07-31T14:50:11Z")
the Loan Arranger ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/6 "2014-07-31T15:27:54Z")
Warren Peace. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/7 "2014-07-31T15:48:16Z")
Bertha Venation ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/8 "2014-07-31T15:50:34Z")
This is a real one: [N.E.E.K.C. Foundation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=455968). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/9 "2014-07-31T15:51:28Z")
A Sale Of Two Titties. What are the rules again? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/10 "2014-07-31T16:10:04Z")
> [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](#): > > A Sale Of Two Titties. > What are the rules again? No rules. Just Write. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/11 "2014-07-31T16:10:27Z")
Paul Blair was a Baul Plair, in the 60’s, with the Orioles. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/12 "2014-07-31T16:12:32Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > Paul Blair was a Baul Plair, in the 60’s, with the Orioles. Dy-No-Mite! Hard to top this one! ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/13 "2014-07-31T16:17:59Z")
After I graduated from cycling school, I was a Good Bike Alumnus. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/14 "2014-07-31T16:27:34Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Warren Peace. He should have won the pullet surprise. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/15 "2014-07-31T17:17:32Z")
Robertson Caruso on Veronica Mars ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/16 "2014-07-31T17:30:19Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > No rules. Just Write. Two Kill A Mockingbird One Hundred Years of Solitaire Sun ‘n’ Sand Lovers The Tinned Rum The Crime of Miss Jean Brodie Lord Of The Files I.T. No rules? Then how do you know when you’re winning? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/17 "2014-07-31T17:39:01Z")
[Fargo North, Decoder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrcUnPNqzc4) ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/18 "2014-07-31T17:41:33Z")
> [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](#): > > Two Kill A Mockingbird > One Hundred Years of Solitaire > Sun ‘n’ Sand Lovers > The Tinned Rum > The Crime of Miss Jean Brodie > Lord Of The Files > I.T. > > No rules? Then how do you know when you’re winning? See [Grantland Rice](http://www.quotesandpoem.com/quotes/listquotes/author/grantland-rice): > [@](#): > > “For when the One Great Scorer comes To write against your name, He marks - not that you won or lost - But how you played the game.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/19 "2014-07-31T17:47:15Z")
9½ Tweaks We Need to Talk About Kelvin Fifty Shades Of Greystoke : The Legend of Tarzan Alum-nut Fussball Still don’t get it. Is it a Canadian thing? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482/20 "2014-07-31T17:54:51Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Name some other malfunctions like the title… Reminds me of Enrico Crusoe, son of Robinson Crusoe, who lived on Nothing Atoll in an episode of _Crusader Rabbit_. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/robertson-caruso/694482.md?page=2)