Did you convert based on 10CC per cumshot? 
Back in college (when I could be a bit of an asshole), I called the local rock station to request a song. The DJ asked what I wanted to hear and I replied,
“Rod Stewart’s Do You Think I Swallow”. The guy simply replies “Sexy”, and hangs up.
Closer to what I heard. I heard it was Jordan Knight of New Kids. I wonder how far back this UL goes.
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3) R.E.M. used to do gigs at the Antenna Club in Memphis well after they were big. They would play a big show and then show up unannounced afterwards to play with a local band. One of the names they used for these shows was Hornets Attack Victor Mature. They also used to do this at W. C. Dawn’s in Jackson, Mississippi and at various venues in Athens, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they did this elsewhere in the country as well.
Not the same, but I was at the Antenna Club hanging out after R.E.M. played at Mud Island in 1987 (Galaxy 500 opened), and R.E.M. showed up and played a set of songs and jammed with The Soul Capitalists, the band playing that night. Good times!
So Rod Stewart et al. were supposed to have given BJ’s to several hundred people at one time? I sheer stupidity of that rumor is what astonishes me.
Or he could have been the, uh, receptacle, if the participants took things into their own hands.
Ozzy’s response to that rumor was, “Yeah. You try to cut the legs off a doberman with a chainsaw.”
Oh yeah, I’ve also heard this rumor associated with a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
At one time? Yeah, that is too stupid to believe. Axel blew those guys serially.
Back in the day, doctors had to apply 100 leeches to the stomach of Ludwig Van Beethoven because he had ingested the semen of every member of the audience at a concert in Vienna.
Apparently, there is no stopping stupid.
Which is part of why “it’s taking longer than we thought.”
I was thinking of a scene on Mt. Olympus where Hermes is telling Apollo that the reason for one of the Muses’ recent illness was due to the large amounts of semen that she was seen vomiting up. Seeing as the Greek mythology is quite explicit, a scene like that wouldn’t surprise me.
It seems that the “quart of semen” legend is imbedded in the human psyche.
Sgt.Pepper, Is that a genuine ancient legend, or are you making a joke?
That was purely a joke based on the same rumour heard for the different generations of music, then taking the “rumour” back even futher. That was completely made up on my part.
no dude, it was the best days of of our lives
I thought it was closer to a lovin’ spoonful.
Perhaps it was a “quartet of seamen” and got garbled in translation.
In about 1978, I was told by no less an authority than this guy’s son that Alice Cooper passed a bucket around in the audience at a concert and told everyone to spit in it, then he drank it. I’ve heard variations of this involving other bodily fluids and other rock stars, but I can’t remember who right now.