# Rock , Paper. Scissors On-Line!!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 6, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999 "2000-10-06T19:04:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999/1 "2000-10-06T19:04:07Z")
Just wanted to pass along this [site](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-psr.html) where you can challenge someone to an e-mail game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
P.S. I kicked **Sledman’s** ass!
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999/2 "2000-10-06T20:28:33Z")
I love you Gazoo.
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### Author:  [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999/3 "2000-10-06T21:35:28Z")
That weasel actually beat me.
I usually win at an 80% clip when we are deciding serve or side for v-ball because all you have to do is go paper. Most people freak out and bail out to rock which is the easiest thing.
Of course Gazoo knows that and went rock to my rock at first and then pulled the coup de tat by going rock to my scissors.
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999/4 "2000-10-06T21:56:45Z")
Ah. The famous “Rock on your Scissors” opening. Very effective. But no more effective than the Bolshevik “Scissors Cut Paper” technique.
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999/5 "2000-10-07T00:27:50Z")
And, of course, the quintissential site for any true enthusiast:
[http://www.worldrps.com/](http://www.worldrps.com/)
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### Author:  [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999/6 "2000-10-07T02:08:56Z")
Feh, “Scissors cut Paper” is a Menshevik deviationist technique. True political and mental discipline, steeled in the struggle and in the formation of organic ties with the working class, shows **Sledman** ’s technique to be the true proletarian tactic. 😛
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### Author:  [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999/7 "2000-10-07T02:10:05Z")
:rolleyes: How the hell lame can you get, fucking up a smilie?!
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### Author:  [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rock-paper-scissors-on-line/35999/8 "2000-10-08T18:48:53Z")
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> \*\*:rolleyes: How the hell lame can you get, f_cking up a smilie?! \*\*
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