# Rocker Ted Nugent threatens to assassinate President Obama

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 17, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089 "2012-04-17T22:36:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/181 "2012-04-19T13:13:17Z")

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> [@gamerunknown](#):
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> [From page 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14977739&postcount=92).

Can you quote the part where he has a “primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children”?

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/182 "2012-04-19T13:28:33Z")

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> [@John Mace](#):
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> Can you quote the part where he has a “primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children”?

Ok, paedophile is a technically inaccurate term. I think statutory rapist may be a better descriptor.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/183 "2012-04-19T16:42:19Z")

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> [@gamerunknown](#):
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> Ok, paedophile is a technically inaccurate term. I think statutory rapist may be a better descriptor.

Maybe. The second article mentions a seventeen-year-old. I don’t know where this encounter happened, but certainly in my state, that’s not statutory rape.

The first is a claim by Courtney Love that she had oral sex with Nugent at age 12. Again I don’t know the details, so I am curious to ask why you uncritically accept this claim as true?

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/184 "2012-04-19T17:02:37Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> I don’t know where this encounter happened, but certainly in my state, that’s not statutory rape.

Was the blog’s quote of Metal Sludge magazine:

> [@Metal Sludge](#):
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> And yes, he conned some 16 year old girls parents into having him made legal custodian to their daughter, whom he had been having sex with for 2 years anyway, just so he could marry her.

If that’s correct then he’s a statutory rapist (which also sounds a little clunky, like he’s raping statute). He wouldn’t be an ephebophile since he has an adult wife from what I can recall.

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**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/185 "2012-04-19T17:22:05Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Nah, he trolled the government to reassure himself that he’s still famous enough for someone to notice.

If true, they bought it hook line and sinker. Whatever your belief on his posturing, they played right into his hands and are delivering.

Who is dumber? The fool, or the fools who do what the fool plans?

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/186 "2012-04-19T17:31:41Z")

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> [@dngnb8](#):
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> Who is dumber? The fool, or the fools who do what the fool plans?

Provoking someone into doing what is legally required of them is more foolish in my estimation.

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**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/187 "2012-04-19T17:44:40Z")

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> [@gamerunknown](#):
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> Provoking someone into doing what is legally required of them is more foolish in my estimation.

Using it to market negativity in an election year may not be. There are threats, and credible threats. But, making things public to mobilize others isnt necessarily foolish.

Foolish would be trying to do it, and I dont think Nutgent has the huevos.

He is just playing the current admin so he can soap box.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/188 "2012-04-19T18:04:17Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> The first is a claim by Courtney Love that she had oral sex with Nugent at age 12. Again I don’t know the details, so I am curious to ask why you uncritically accept this claim as true?

I’d like to remind you, **gamerunknown** , that you are under oath all of a sudden for some reason.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/189 "2012-04-19T18:13:01Z")

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> [@dngnb8](#):
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> If true, they bought it hook line and sinker. Whatever your belief on his posturing, they played right into his hands and are delivering.

Hey, if it were up to me, everyone would ignore the everloving fuck out of Ted Nugent, in which case he’d be dead or in jail by next week.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/190 "2012-04-19T18:18:20Z")

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> [@gamerunknown](#):
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> Was the blog’s quote of Metal Sludge magazine:
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> If that’s correct then he’s a statutory rapist (which also sounds a little clunky, like he’s raping statute). He wouldn’t be an ephebophile since he has an adult wife from what I can recall.

**Metal Sludge** is, I think, incorrect.

The girl in question is [Pele Massa](http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/9-infamous-cases-where-adults-fell-for-underage-teens/underage-ted-nugent-jpg/), a 17-year-old Hawaiian in 1978 when she began her relationship with Nugent.

Or is there another girl who was actually 16?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/191 "2012-04-19T18:20:46Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I’d like to remind you, **gamerunknown** , that you are under oath all of a sudden for some reason.

You’ve been **Brickrolled**.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/192 "2012-04-19T18:21:51Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I’d like to remind you, **gamerunknown** , that you are under oath all of a sudden for some reason.

Sorry. I didn’t realize we were in “Say Anything You Want, True or Not,” mode.

By the way, **Vinyl** , how’s that thing going with the hooker that gave you crabs? Did she turn out to be your cousin, or not?

Since, you know, I’m not under oath or anything.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/193 "2012-04-19T18:22:52Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> You’ve been **Brickrolled**.

What the fuck?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/194 "2012-04-19T18:27:49Z")

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So we’re supposed to believe that Ted Nugent \*wasn’t \*a horn-dog for teeny-boppers through most of the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s because there aren’t marriage records to back them up?

Come on, the Nuge has seen more teenaged pussy than a veterinarian. That falls into the same category of Water is Wet and Birds Fly and things like that.

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/195 "2012-04-19T18:30:28Z")

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Well if Metal Sludge got the age wrong but the time period of pre-marital relations correct (two years), he’d still be in the period for statutory rape.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/196 "2012-04-19T18:33:03Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> So we’re supposed to believe that Ted Nugent \*wasn’t \*a horn-dog for teeny-boppers through most of the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s because there aren’t marriage records to back them up?
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> Come on, the Nuge has seen more teenaged pussy than a veterinarian. That falls into the same category of Water is Wet and Birds Fly and things like that.

I’m sure that’s true.

That certainly doesn’t make him a pedophile.

How much of it was statutory rape? Who knows? That time period had looser age-of-consent laws than we see today, as a general rule. I am sure Nugent’s road crew weren’t scrupulously checking IDs at the stage door, but that’s not to say he’s a pedophile or a serial statutory rapist, is it?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/197 "2012-04-19T18:34:30Z")

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> [@gamerunknown](#):
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> Well if Metal Sludge got the age wrong but the time period of pre-marital relations correct (two years), he’d still be in the period for statutory rape.

No.

In 1978, the age of consent in Hawaii was 14.

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/198 "2012-04-19T18:40:02Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> In 1978, the age of consent in Hawaii was 14.

Is that the only place they had sex though? Was he on tour back then?

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/199 "2012-04-19T18:44:16Z")

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> [@gamerunknown](#):
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> Is that the only place they had sex though?

Are you suggesting that Nugent fathered a child with Massa in Kenya?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/200 "2012-04-19T19:01:07Z")

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> [@gamerunknown](#):
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> Is that the only place they had sex though? Was he on tour back then?

I don’t know.

And neither do you.

The difference is that only one of us made a statement that sounded like we did know.

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