# Rocker Ted Nugent threatens to assassinate President Obama **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 17, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089 "2012-04-17T22:36:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/201 "2012-04-19T19:02:46Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Are you suggesting that Nugent fathered a child with Massa in Kenya? And now… now it all starts to make sense. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/202 "2012-04-19T19:02:51Z")
It’s amazing what sort of tenuous dirt people try to make mud out of so they can sling it. If I wanted to make Ted Nugent look like a cowardly dimwitted chickenhawk racist dirtbag and serial teen-chaser, I guess I’d probably stick to quoting, uh… _Ted Nugent_, and I’d have all the ammunition I needed. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/203 "2012-04-19T19:03:45Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > What the fuck? Oops, you should have ignored it. Now it is going to stick. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/204 "2012-04-19T19:08:34Z")
Chrissakes. Ted Nugent fucked a lot of teenage girls. I don’t believe this fact is disputed. What’s the friggin’ argument? Pedophile? No, obviously not. Ebophonopolopolisophile or whatever the term for guys who fuck a lot teenage girls is – that’s the Nuge. Can we get back to discussing what pant-pissing gun-nut he is now? ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/205 "2012-04-19T19:35:46Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > The difference is that only one of us made a statement that sounded like we did know. Well, in the country I’m from the age of consent is 16. I was under the impression that various states had their own laws, but none below that one, but I was mistaken. I don’t think the accusations of paedophilia are warranted, but his actions would be classified as sexual assault here (oh, apparently he claimed to be a ‘serial pedophile’ on VH1 too). I can’t find any information on where the document was actually signed, but I did find [this](http://www.nocompromise.org/news/000731c.html) and [this](http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4481305). ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/206 "2012-04-19T19:43:29Z")
I am finding great pleasure in the fact that, right now as I type this, Nugent is crying like a little baby and begging the Secret Service agents to believe him that he was just joking. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/207 "2012-04-19T19:48:11Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > By the way, **Vinyl** , how’s that thing going with the hooker that gave you crabs? Did she turn out to be your cousin, or not? No. But I know she’s out there, and I won’t stop searching even if it means fucking every crab-infested hooker on the Eastern Seaboard. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/208 "2012-04-19T19:54:31Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > Well, in the country I’m from the age of consent is 16. I was under the impression that various states had their own laws, but none below that one, but I was mistaken. I don’t think the accusations of paedophilia are warranted, but his actions would be classified as sexual assault here (oh, apparently he claimed to be a ‘serial pedophile’ on VH1 too). > > I can’t find any information on where the document was actually signed, but I did find [this](http://www.nocompromise.org/news/000731c.html) and [this](http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4481305). ANd which text in which of those links supports which claims of yours? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/209 "2012-04-19T19:55:55Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > No. But I know she’s out there, and I won’t stop searching even if it means fucking every crab-infested hooker on the Eastern Seaboard. See, now, that’s the spirit. Of course, why you’d limit yourself to the Eastern Seaboard, that I don’t know. But it’s that kind of stick-to-it spirit that made our country great. ---
**Author:** ![hopesperson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e95f7d/32.png) [@hopesperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hopesperson)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/210 "2012-04-19T19:56:24Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I am finding great pleasure in the fact that, right now as I type this, Nugent is crying like a little baby and begging the Secret Service agents to believe him that he was just joking. That, or they’re all out somewhere together snorting coke and screwing some teenaged hookers. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/211 "2012-04-19T19:59:06Z")
The world according to Ted Nugent just has more of his opinions and thus adds to the list of adjectives one can use to describe him. According to the DU post, in the VH1 vid, one of his daughters claims he brought a 13 year old home to have sex with. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/212 "2012-04-19T20:02:43Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > According to the DU post, in the VH1 vid, one of his daughters claims he brought a 13 year old home to have sex with. Well, if that doesn’t convince anyone, I don’t know what will! I’ll see if I can get my cousin to remember what his ex-wifes hairdresser told her. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/213 "2012-04-19T20:05:32Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > I was totally kidding. That song sucks and is as monotonous as “Slow Ride”. I don’t like that one either. It just goes on and on and on and on. ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/214 "2012-04-19T20:47:40Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > [http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/ted-nugent-threatened-to-kill-president-obama.htmlThe](http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/ted-nugent-threatened-to-kill-president-obama.htmlThe) Secret Service is looking in to it. How is it that Faux News had a meltdown when the Dixie Chicks merely said they were ashamed of Dubya? What a firestorm that was. Nearly ruined their careers. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/215 "2012-04-19T20:56:05Z")
> [@John Mace](#): > > Well, if that doesn’t convince anyone, I don’t know what will! It’s a cite for testimony. Admittedly, it’s circuitous, but you can look up the VH1 episode if you want. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/216 "2012-04-19T23:01:23Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > The world according to Ted Nugent just has more of his opinions and thus adds to the list of adjectives one can use to describe him. > > According to the DU post, in the VH1 vid, one of his daughters claims he brought a 13 year old home to have sex with. That’s simply not a good summary of the post. Here is the DU post: > [@](#): > > Does anyone remember the interview that Ted Nugent’s daughters gave > > It was his oldest daughters by his first marriage. Somewhere, there is a video of his oldest daughters telling a story about Ted bringing home a 13 year old year for a girlfriend when they were either living with him or visiting. They said it was really sad because the girl was so young all she wanted to do was play basketball. > **Now I remember this video, barely, but you no how memories are. Is it real or am I just getting something else mixed up with Ted.** > I already google Ted Nugent and child molester but all I got was a interview he gave saying “I want all child molesters dead”. Funny because if I’m right he is one himself. Then I googled Ted Nugent and daughters and I’ll I got was some song he wrote about daughters. I also got stuff about his possible leap into politics. > What I’m wondering is. Is my mermory real? Did I really see that interview on TV? If it exists. Where is it? How do I use google to get around Ted’s “key word obsticles”. > I think this has become relevent, since Nugent’s wife is in Crawford cheerleading for the opposition. (she was just on Fox) > I find it hard to believe that the Nugents would be so stupid as to jump into this fight without having destoyed all traces of that videotaped interview first (if it exists) but maybe if there’s a GAWD they may just be as arrogant and sloppy as the rest of the CONS! > Does anybody else remember anything about this interview? Or am I just crazy? (emphasis added) ---
**Author:** ![rogerbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@rogerbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogerbox)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/217 "2012-04-19T23:11:23Z")
I swear, I heard about Ted’s retarded comments on The Young Turks, and as soon as I saw this thread title I KNEW both **Shodan** and **Clothy** , the least honest “conservatives” (I don’t think they even deserve that word though) would be playing dumb and acting like “I’ll be dead or in jail!!” isn’t a commonly used turn of phrase to threaten to do something worth…being dead or in jail. edit: In the last few months these guys have pulled “ahead” even of Starving Artist who occasionally sees reason as the least genuine and/or insane righties on the board. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/218 "2012-04-19T23:13:30Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > How is it that Faux News had a meltdown when the Dixie Chicks merely said they were ashamed of Dubya? Overseas. Do you think no entertainers criticized Bush here in the good ol’ US of A? Note that I am not agreeing with the “meltdown”, just explaining that it is different. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/219 "2012-04-19T23:18:56Z")
Different my balls. You know, we can see pictures from all the way across the ocean right away now. It doesn’t matter where someone stands when they say the President is an asshole, or whatever - it carries the same weight in Cairo, Egypt as it does in Cairo, Ohio. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089/220 "2012-04-19T23:22:47Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > That’s simply not a good summary… Was referring specifically to [this one](http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4481305#4481326). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocker-ted-nugent-threatens-to-assassinate-president-obama/619089.md?page=12)