# "Rocky and Bullwinkle" is 50!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 19, 2009, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125 "2009-11-19T04:17:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/21 "2009-11-19T22:16:38Z")

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“Never underestimate the power of a shnook.” That was a line by Boris in a commercial. Only R&B had commercials with quotable lines.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/22 "2009-11-20T02:56:03Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> I’m having trouble finding a Fractured Fairy Tale. It was about a monster that was a mixture of other creatures (like a chimera, but they didn’t call it that). He sang this song,
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> “I’ve got the head of a lion, body of a snake and when I move my wolf’s feet all I do is shake. Oh I hate me, I hate me, oh I hats myself. I’ve got the mean, loathsome, horrid kind of thing blues!”
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> I used to sing it all the time as a kid. No one else seems to remember it.

I remember it. But IIRC the monster (a transformed horrible boy) sings that as he looks into a mirror and goes “I hate you! I hate you! I hate you like I hate myself!”

I also remember: “Grandmas you can tell afar; they belong to D.A.R.” (Daughters of American Ridinghoods). And baskets full of

KABOOM!!!

goodies.

What incredible, wonderful wackiness!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/23 "2009-11-20T10:05:02Z")

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> [@rowrrbazzle](#):
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> And baskets full of
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> KABOOM!!!
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> goodies.
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> What incredible, wonderful wackiness!

Unless it was replaced with Hush-a-Boom.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/24 "2009-11-20T13:49:18Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Eenie, meenie, chili beanie! The spirits are about to speak!

Are they…friendly spirits?

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/25 "2009-11-20T17:46:23Z")

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> [@rowrrbazzle](#):
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> I remember it. But IIRC the monster (a transformed horrible boy) sings that as he looks into a mirror and goes “I hate you! I hate you! I hate you like I hate myself!”
> 
> I also remember: “Grandmas you can tell afar; they belong to D.A.R.” (Daughters of American Ridinghoods). And baskets full of
> 
> KABOOM!!!
> 
> goodies.
> 
> What incredible, wonderful wackiness!

Hey, that one was on the Rocky and Bullwinkle record I had as a kid, along with Rocky singing “I was born to be airborne” and Mr. Peabody and Sherman visiting Ponce de Leon.

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**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/26 "2009-11-20T22:49:59Z")

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Pottsylvania: where TV shows have 10 minutes or programming and 50 minutes of commercials.

Not too far from what we have today.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/27 "2009-11-20T23:24:51Z")

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(perhaps paraphrased)

Natasha: “I thought you said plan was foolproof.”

Boris: “Foolproof, yes. Idiot-proof, no.”

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/28 "2009-11-21T04:05:43Z")

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> [@Voyager](#):
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> Hey, that one was on the Rocky and Bullwinkle record I had as a kid, along with Rocky singing “I was born to be airborne” and Mr. Peabody and Sherman visiting Ponce de Leon.

If you want to relive your childhood, it’s available here! [Way Out Junk: Rocky & His Friends](http://wayoutjunk.blogspot.com/2007/06/rocky-his-friends.html)

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**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rocky-and-bullwinkle-is-50/518125/29 "2009-11-21T11:29:05Z")

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Congrats! I’ll have to call my ole Alma-Mother and tell her “Eh, Whassamatta U?” 😉

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