# ROFL!!! I need one of these for my kitchen. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 2, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999 "2002-07-02T08:06:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/1 "2002-07-02T08:06:02Z")
[Stupid.com](http://Stupid.com) is one of my favorite places to poke around for goofy-ass stuff. Check out this egg separator: [http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/eggs-2.jpg](http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/eggs-2.jpg) Here is the description from their newsletter: \*You must check out the Peter Petrie Egg Separator. Shaped like a man’s head, this ceramic device is used to separate egg yolks from whites. Crack an egg in, tilt it, and watch the white part drip THROUGH THE NOSTRILS. How sweet! \* Oh. Mah. God. I have to get one of these. ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/2 "2002-07-02T09:25:11Z")
EEEEK! Somehow it reminds me of my grandfather. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/3 "2002-07-02T10:10:34Z")
Well, that put me off my breakfast this morning… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/4 "2002-07-02T10:40:59Z")
You know, I’ve never had a need to separate eggs; but I’d buy one of these and _find_ a reason. That is indeed too cool. And to think my dad could never stand those puking cow coffee creamers we’d always see while on vacation. ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/5 "2002-07-02T11:03:20Z")
I must have ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/6 "2002-07-02T16:25:26Z")
'snot very appetizing. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/7 "2002-07-02T18:33:20Z")
Hey! Management secrets! I think I just figgered out how this outfit I work for is run. [http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store\_Code=store&Product\_Code=TBRN](http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=TBRN) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/8 "2002-07-02T18:46:13Z")
Damn, Opal, this is the greatest site ever! I love crap! Why’ve you been keeping this a secret? ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/9 "2002-07-02T19:16:40Z")
ick ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/10 "2002-07-02T20:54:53Z")
It is a great site. I bought this a while back and it’s so damn great. it’s on the back of my toilet and I play it every time I go! [http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store\_Code=store&Product\_Code=potb](http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=potb) ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/11 "2002-07-02T22:19:00Z")
One man’s crap is another man’s fertilizer. Speakin of crap, I was teased mercilessly by everyone who came to my place when I bought one of [these pet doors](http://shop.store.yahoo.com/hightechpet/autpetdoorfo.html). I didn’t mind taking their crap…cuz it sure beats cleaning up a pile of it when stuck in traffic & unable to get home from work in time to let em out. ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/12 "2002-07-02T22:30:07Z")
I think you just solved all my Christmas shopping problems for the next five years. Bless you. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/13 "2002-07-02T23:00:01Z")
do a search for “pooper keychains” ROFL ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/14 "2002-07-02T23:07:52Z")
Holy shit that site is a goldmine! Thanks much Opal ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/15 "2002-07-02T23:18:02Z")
When you buy something, you get email with the subject something like “thank you for your stupid order” ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/16 "2002-07-03T20:01:46Z")
I have this fork, and it ROCKS. I use it to steal stuff off my husband’s plate at Olive Garden and it gets some strange looks. [http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store\_Code=store&Product\_Code=FORK](http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=FORK) ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/17 "2002-07-03T21:22:58Z")
I can’t believe how insanely amazing [stupid.com](http://stupid.com) is. I believe I am speechless. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/18 "2002-07-06T07:35:37Z")
Hahahaha I laughed for nearly five minutes looking at thet egg seperator. ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/19 "2002-07-06T10:01:03Z")
Omg, I actually own one of these. Soooooooooo cute! [http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store\_Code=store&Product\_Code=KUNG&Category\_Code=NEW](http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=KUNG&Category_Code=NEW) ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999/20 "2002-07-06T12:18:24Z")
I bought my egg seperator! 'Snot really something I need, but I can definitely put it to good use, because 'snot easy for me to seperate my yolks from my whites without making a big snotty mess! Thanks, Opal! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rofl-i-need-one-of-these-for-my-kitchen/116999.md?page=2)