# Roland Deschain: your priorities are screwed up (lame rant)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roland-deschain-your-priorities-are-screwed-up-lame-rant/286446>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 24, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roland-deschain-your-priorities-are-screwed-up-lame-rant/286446 "2005-01-24T18:54:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roland-deschain-your-priorities-are-screwed-up-lame-rant/286446/61 "2005-01-26T13:43:50Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> I wonder if Coozeberry syrup goes well on Fuckwaffles.

Well Coozeberry syrup. Now THAT I like.

Miss, I want me a short stack of the Blueberry Fuckwaffles and can I get extra Coozeberry syrup? And howzabout warmin’ up my cup?

P.S. Roland, keep on keeping on. If we didn’t have interesting people asking interesting questions…we’d be just another Cockadoodledoo or Metasus forum.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roland-deschain-your-priorities-are-screwed-up-lame-rant/286446/62 "2005-01-26T15:18:24Z")

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> [@Roland Deschain](#):
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> I am a spineless pussy of the highest order that has a problem saying NO to anything.

SO have your “wife” take the car in. She doesn’t seem to have any problem saying no, at least not to you.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roland-deschain-your-priorities-are-screwed-up-lame-rant/286446/63 "2005-01-27T01:24:02Z")

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> [@NattoGuy](#):
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> Disclaimer - I have no special sentiment for or against Roland… at the moment I am finding some interest in the study of his character and the reaction of the board to it.

You could get a Masters Degree for this one. Go for it.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roland-deschain-your-priorities-are-screwed-up-lame-rant/286446/64 "2005-01-27T10:44:22Z")

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> [@blowero](#):
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> > [@Eleusis](#):
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> > Don’t be so hard on yourself, brother.
> > 
> > Life is hard. These people have no business judging you.
> > 
> > Keep your chin up.
> 
> Hmmm…I didn’t know I came on that strong. I just thought it was funny; I certainly didn’t intend to “judge” anyone. Sorry if I caused offense.
> 
> BTW, I like Cheesteak’s idea of only bringing enough cash for the oil change.
> 
> And to be honest, I question whether changing the oil at this late stage of the game is even worth it anyway. Probably just throwing good money after bad.

I don’t recall mentioning your name, **blowero**. It’s the _pile-on_ I object to.

I think **Roland** has been honest and equitable.

That’s enough for me.

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