Rather than seeing Meg Ryan as a psycho, I’d rather see her as a faithful wife turned hooker in one of those Skinemax movies they show with astonishing regularity. This may just be me though 'cause I’d also like to see Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Christina Applegate, Sarah Michelle Gellar do the same thing 
I’d like to see Graham Greene as a normal human being. He only seems to get roles when Hollywood is looking for a token Native American.
Well, I did say “pretend to like kids” after all 
I’d like to see Harvey Fierstein playing a rough-hewn straight guy.
And Clint Eastwood playing a flamboyant-wearing-purple-scarf gay character that’s used for comedic effect.