# Roll call! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 2, 2020, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351 "2020-02-02T00:28:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/21 "2020-02-02T03:39:20Z")
I’m Brian, and so’s my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Heracles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heracles/32/487_2.png) [@Heracles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heracles)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/22 "2020-02-02T04:18:58Z")
All right, who forgot to replace the toilet paper? Who? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/23 "2020-02-02T04:23:59Z")
> [@Heracles](#): > > All right, who forgot to replace the toilet paper? Who? I replaced it a few hours ago. Is it out again already? Okay, who has the trots? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/24 "2020-02-02T04:34:27Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > I’m here! Not your here, but my here. Every time I try to go _there_, it turns into my _here_. It’s rather unsettling. QFT. I spent my life trying to get here, and when I finally got here, _there’s no here here!_ ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/25 "2020-02-02T04:41:15Z")
Roll call? Croissant! ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/26 "2020-02-02T04:48:34Z")
Here. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/27 "2020-02-02T05:36:13Z")
I’m here, but obviously not all there. ---
**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/28 "2020-02-02T09:49:56Z")
Now I want a Kaiser roll with poppy seeds. I miss NJ delis. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/29 "2020-02-02T10:14:07Z")
don’t ask ---
**Author:** ![GreenWyvern](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greenwyvern/32/2834_2.png) [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/30 "2020-02-02T11:28:22Z")
Rowan Atkinson is doing the roll call - [here!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7OxTxAvvLw) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/31 "2020-02-02T14:01:52Z")
**Charle Wayne** ready for duty! ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/32 "2020-02-02T14:14:32Z")
I am here, as well. Not that it matters. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/33 "2020-02-02T15:45:31Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > don’t ask Don’t ask about _what_? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/34 "2020-02-02T17:19:20Z")
The “rio” used to be the Russian River but now it’s the Cosumnes (rhymes with Tuolomne) River. I’m eroded. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/35 "2020-02-02T17:23:29Z")
I’m baa-aaa-ack. And/or Here’s Johnny!!! Sorry about the door. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/36 "2020-02-02T18:20:19Z")
**504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT** Apparently I’m not really _there_, but I am here! Wherever _here_ is. I blame Schrodinger. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/37 "2020-02-02T19:19:02Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > QFT. I spent my life trying to get here, and when I finally got here, _there’s no here here!_ Yes, but are we here now? – wait a minute, that’s then. Is it now now? How about now? ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/38 "2020-02-02T19:23:35Z")
> [@carnut](#): > > I replaced it a few hours ago. Is it out again already? > > Okay, who has the trots? Stalin! In the Lubyanka! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/39 "2020-02-02T19:32:04Z")
I’m here. At least, I think I am. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roll-call/847351/40 "2020-02-02T19:39:37Z")
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