# Rolling Stone Article on Paris Hilton

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 26, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339 "2003-11-26T06:27:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/41 "2003-11-28T18:50:25Z")

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Am I the only one who doesn’t even think she’s that good looking?

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/42 "2003-11-28T18:52:54Z")

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No, you aren’t…😃

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**Author:** ![Grief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Grief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grief)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/43 "2003-11-28T18:53:27Z")

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She kinda looks like a transvestite with her very rectangular head. “…not that there’s anything WRONG with that.”

In any case, not my cup of tea.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/44 "2003-11-28T18:59:17Z")

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Definately not my cup of arsenic.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/45 "2003-11-28T20:10:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \*  
> \*\*Am I the only one who doesn’t even think she’s that good looking? \*\*

No, you’re not.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/46 "2003-11-28T21:04:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \*  
> \*\*Leg warmers. One of them is wearing leg warmers. I thought those things went out of style 15 minutes after they came in style. (Some time around 1983.) \*\*

You must have missed a memo. Legwarmers are back in this year. (No, seriously, there have been a bunch of articles about them and they are showing up in stores. I believe there was even a recent SDMB thread about their resurgence.)

None of which makes me give a rodent’s rear about Paris Hilton.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/47 "2003-11-28T22:13:11Z")

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I thought the mock outrage over her tape was the most hilarious thing about her

yeah, she’ll never be Attorney General now!

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/48 "2003-11-28T22:55:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Borgia \*  
> \*\*I thought the mock outrage over her tape was the most hilarious thing about her
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> yeah, she’ll never be Attorney General now! \*\*

What was Sam Elliot’s line in _The Contender_ about the VP being seen with a mouthful of cock?

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**Author:** ![kka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@kka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kka)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/49 "2003-11-29T19:49:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SpoilerVirgin \*  
> \*\*You must have missed a memo. Legwarmers are back in this year. \*\*

PLEASE tell me you are kidding.

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**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/50 "2003-11-29T20:31:01Z")

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Well … let me be the first to come out and say that I wear leg warmers with skirts. I bought my favorite pair at H&M a few weeks back. So, definately back in style.

There’s five thousand Paris Hiltons running around the NY club scene on any given Thursday night (Friday night clubbing is gauche.) I don’t see why she is singled out, but if that whole section of the population needs a representative in the media, I’d say Paris represents them to the fullest.

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/51 "2003-11-29T22:01:43Z")

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The article was so poorly written I also had to stop halfway.

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**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/52 "2003-11-29T22:43:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \*  
> \*\*Am I the only one who doesn’t even think she’s that good looking? \*\*

No you are definetly not. I suppose she’s OK. . . if I need to stir my coffee.

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**Author:** ![Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/53 "2003-11-30T00:04:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by karomon \*  
> \*\*Well … let me be the first to come out and say that I wear leg warmers with skirts. I bought my favorite pair at H&M a few weeks back. So, definately back in style.
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> There’s five thousand Paris Hiltons running around the NY club scene on any given Thursday night (Friday night clubbing is gauche.) I don’t see why she is singled out, but if that whole section of the population needs a representative in the media, I’d say Paris represents them to the fullest. \*\*

Two things…

(1) Leg Warmers might be back, but the word “style” is NOT once which should be associated in the same sentence as “leg warmers”. It’s an oxymoron.

(2) The fact that leg warmers might be getting sold again is proof positive that the fashion industry is bereft of ideas and talent, and in realising this, every 20 years the same shit cycles of fashion stupidity manifest themselves again due to an abscence of superior product. The same thing happens in music when you keep hearing all those old shitty songs getting covered by new producers. The song is still a shit song.

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**Author:** ![eeclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/49beb7/32.png) [@eeclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eeclem)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/54 "2003-12-01T20:25:42Z")

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you know there’s something wrong when your parents and michael jackson have the same taste in baby names.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/55 "2003-12-01T21:42:40Z")

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Y’all seen that upskirt shot of the lady’s beaver that’s been circulating the net? Makes her groinal region look like a mesh bag of squashed raspberries. Raise your hand if Ew.

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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*  
> \*\*She should just be glad her first name isn’t Hanoi. \*\*

Oh, I dunno. I can imagine some guys tapping the pipes to communicate with the outside world.

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**Author:** ![Wilhemina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/db5fbb/32.png) [@Wilhemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilhemina)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-article-on-paris-hilton/215339/56 "2003-12-01T22:27:56Z")

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I read the article. I found it kind of sad that dumb shits like her exist. She’ll never graduate from her highschool popularity contest.

The part I found ironic was her mocking of other young starlets, etc. who are “desperate or hungry for attention” and calling them “Debbies”.

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