# Rolling Stone Best Songs Over 7 Minutes. They miss any?

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**Created:** [November 12, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-best-songs-over-7-minutes-they-miss-any/704418 "2014-11-12T04:38:02Z")\
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Black Sabbath - Warning - 10:35 - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLR\_0\_mLYM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLR_0_mLYM)

Grand Funk Railroad - Inside Looking Out - 9:41 - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZM25ZG6ZZU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZM25ZG6ZZU)

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> I don’t think there’s any songs on my playlist that are _under_ seven minutes. Just a sampling of what they missed:
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> The Devin Townsend Project “The Mighty Masturbator” (16:38)

…I am an avid fan of Townsend.

I have not heard this song.

…I’m gonna have to go look this one up. 😃

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> Dream Theater “A Change of Seasons” (23:08)

“A Change Of Seasons” over Octavarium or Panic Attack? Eh, I’m not gonna judge.

> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> Light My Fire comes in several versions. The album version is just over at 7:05, but the long radio version appears to be 4:40. While I like that song, I don’t think the length adds much, while the End it is necessary.

I saw that song in Rock Band and was looking forward to playing it.Then it hit the point where I thought it’d stop… and it just kept going. For what felt like 10 minutes. There’s just nothing interesting going on there. The radio version at 4:40 already feels a little on the long side; the 7:05 version is just bad. Guy, call it quits. This ain’t The End. Or LA Woman. It’s a relatively short, snappy song with not all that many ideas. What’s there is great; don’t drag it to death.

Also, top 50 list of 7±minute songs with no Stairway? Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope.

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Did they mention Frank Zappa’s **Willie The Pimp** and/or **Son of Mr Green Genes**?

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-best-songs-over-7-minutes-they-miss-any/704418/44 "2014-11-17T15:38:34Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> I saw that song in Rock Band and was looking forward to playing it.Then it hit the point where I thought it’d stop… and it just kept going. For what felt like 10 minutes. There’s just nothing interesting going on there.

I’m not a fan of the Doors, but the extended two-chord modal jam in the middle of the song kind of seems appropriate to me. Turns it from a normal pop song into something a bit more spacey and psychedlic. Whenever I hear the short version, it just sounds wrong to me. Which is weird, as I never owned the album, so they must have played the long version on classic rock stations here.

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-best-songs-over-7-minutes-they-miss-any/704418/45 "2014-11-17T19:38:01Z")

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The short version was released on a 45, and got top 40 (am radio) airplay. the long version was off the album and would have gotten fm “Underground” radio airplay.

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I would have sworn that Steely Dan’s Bodhisattva was more than 7 minutes long, but nope, 5:19 so not even close.

Aja, on the other hand, is just under 8 minutes long.

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rolling-stone-best-songs-over-7-minutes-they-miss-any/704418/47 "2014-11-17T20:19:52Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> “A Change Of Seasons” over Octavarium or Panic Attack? Eh, I’m not gonna judge.

The entire top 50 could be filled with Dream Theater songs over seven minutes – or Yes, for that matter. 🆒

> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> Also, top 50 list of 7±minute songs with no Stairway? Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope.

Apparently the article is limited to one song per artist, in which case I agree with their assertion that “When The Levee Breaks” is superior to “Stairway”.

More nominees:  
Ayreon “The Sixth Extinction” (12:18)  
Black Sabbath “Megalomania” (9:43)  
Burzum “Rundgang um die Transzendentale Säule der Singuläritat” (25:11)  
Genesis “The Knife” (8:58)  
Great White “Rock Me” (7:19)  
Judas Priest “Victim of Changes” (7:54)  
Meat Loaf “Bat Out of Hell” (9:51)  
Ted Nugent “Strangehold” (8:24)  
The Alan Parsons Project “The Fall of the House of Usher” (16:10)  
Rainbow “Stargazer” (8:27)  
Rush “The Camera Eye” (10:57)  
Scorpions “Lonesome Crow” (13:29)  
Uriah Heep “July Morning” (10:36)  
Venom “At War with Satan” (20:01)

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