# Romantic-comedy characters who did (and did not) stay together after the story ended.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 10, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438 "2011-05-10T21:37:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/41 "2011-05-12T20:15:06Z")

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Danny and Sandra Dee from _Grease_ last forever, have at least 2.5 children, a dog, and a house in the suburbs.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/42 "2011-05-12T20:28:37Z")

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Wayne Campbell and Cassandra totally break up. He’s way too juvenile for her, and I’m sure Stacy would somehow make her life a living hell until she dumps him.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/43 "2011-05-12T21:30:08Z")

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Barry and Lena from _Punch-Drunk Love_ are in it for the long haul.

Miles and Maya from _Sideways_? Six months, tops.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/44 "2011-05-12T21:37:51Z")

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Grace Kelly and Jimmy Stewart broke up shortly after the end of _Rear Window_.

Come to think of it, Grace Kelly never lasted with any of her co-stars. The fools.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Woodhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@Miss\_Woodhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Woodhouse)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/45 "2011-05-12T21:44:45Z")

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_The Proposal_ (I was bored. Sorry.) As soon as the glow of his potentially owning 50 million acres of Alaskan wilderness (and small town) wears off, and the green card shows up, she’s gone. He throws a party to celebrate and moves on to another book publisher where he rises to the level of senior editor in a perfectly ordinary amount of time.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/46 "2011-05-12T22:01:30Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Grace Kelly and Jimmy Stewart broke up shortly after the end of _Rear Window_.
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> Come to think of it, Grace Kelly never lasted with any of her co-stars. The fools.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

You, like many of the other posters, have an intersting (read: horrifying) definition of _romantic comedy._

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/47 "2011-05-12T22:36:10Z")

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> [@Greg\_Charles](#):
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> Oh, thank god! I turned this off halfway through when I lost hope that they’d die in a mutual suicide pact. It looks like I made the right choice. I hope at least that the cuckolded boyfriend got some allergy shots and found a healthy relationship with someone less psycho. Squeaky Fromme for example.

> [@cmkeller](#):
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> No way. First time he catches a cold, she’ll be off to the radio to latch onto the next sob story subject.

I’d forgotten about the boyfriend whose only crime was to be allergic to things. I think the kid being there will make them stay together though.

The couple in the 40-year-old virgin are definitely in it for the long run.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/48 "2011-05-12T23:18:42Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Danny and Sandra Dee from _Grease_ last forever, have at least 2.5 children, a dog, and a house in the suburbs.

OTOH, Wade and Allison from _Cry-Baby_ soon learn a whole lot about wife-beating and alcoholism.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/49 "2011-05-13T00:26:08Z")

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> [@Don\_Draper](#):
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> I’d bet odds that the relationships depicted in every single one of Woody Allen’s movies ended in acrimonious divorce and a restraining order.

cuz he’s sleeping with the adopted daughter!

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/50 "2011-05-13T00:30:33Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> I think Monica and Chandler Bing would stay together because they just plain liked each other so muuch.
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> Ross and Rachel, on the other hand…

Absolutely agree with this! Hopefully Ross went back to Julie.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/51 "2011-05-13T00:36:51Z")

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Another couple who last: Marshall and Lily Erickson. (helps that it’s canon)

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/52 "2011-05-13T00:40:50Z")

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> [@Don\_Draper](#):
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> \*\*That’s just fine by Han though. He quickly realizes that the one true love of his life is…Chewbacca. The pair of them become poster children for the burgeoning movement to legalize same-sex, inter-species marriages.

Do we actually know if Chewbacca is a dude?

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**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/53 "2011-05-13T01:29:47Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> I hate to say it, but I just can’t see Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable’s relationship going the distance. Ron’s got the wandering eye thing going and Kim’s always off saving the world. 😃

This is why there is so much Kigo fan fiction. 😛

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/54 "2011-05-13T21:52:56Z")

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I don’t think the leads in Lost in Translation wound up together. I never have.

> [@MacSpon](#):
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> This is why there is so much Kigo fan fiction. 😛

Ron and Yuri make a much better couple, but I did like the way they handled Kim/Ron in the fourth season.

And there’s no way “Drago” went well, sorry.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/55 "2011-05-13T21:55:17Z")

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> [@MacSpon](#):
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> This is why there is so much Kigo fan fiction. 😛

Hell, Kigo is practically canon.

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**Author:** ![Noel\_Prosequi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@Noel\_Prosequi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noel_Prosequi)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/56 "2011-05-13T22:32:23Z")

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I’d like to think Seymour and Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors had legs - came from the same background, had the same modest expectations, etc. But Audrey had terrible esteem issues (as evidenced by her pathological abusive relationship prior to Seymour) and there were just too many corpses around by the end for things to end well.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/57 "2011-05-13T22:34:56Z")

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> [@kenetic](#):
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> Do we actually know if Chewbacca is a dude?

Do we actually know how many sexes, if any, there are among Wookies?

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/58 "2011-05-14T00:02:51Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> _Sabrina_ – old guy would die on his wedding night just seeing a naked Julia Ormand.

There is a concept in many cultures describing the “Good Death” and I think that this might just qualify…

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/59 "2011-05-14T07:00:56Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Do we actually know how many sexes, if any, there are among Wookies?

One thing we do know (after forcing some Bothans to watch [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star_Wars_Holiday_Special)) some Wookiees fantasize about human partners. The ostensibly male one appeared to get off on a watching female human. Also, Chewie has a wife and kid.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romantic-comedy-characters-who-did-and-did-not-stay-together-after-the-story-ended/581438/60 "2011-05-15T22:38:17Z")

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Gilmore Girls: Lorelai and Christopher will have broken up and divorced shortly after their wedding. What’s his name will have cheated on Rory again and Rory will have thrown him out for good. Finallly.

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