# Romney Doesn't Remember How Big His Dick Is **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 20, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307 "2012-09-20T19:36:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/1 "2012-09-20T19:36:59Z")
I understand that he was asked an intimate question pertaining to this matter on the “Live! With Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan” Show the other day, and he fumphered around for a while, and finally said (with wifey Ann looking on approvingly), “Well, uh, ah, as little as possible.” [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=666049) ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/2 "2012-09-20T20:36:02Z")
Can we get an OP exegesis for the parable-challenged here? I think I get it that you’re making fun of attempts to cast scorn on Obama for not remembering the exact amount of the current national debt in an interview, but I don’t see what Romney’s dick has to do with it. Anyway, considering how frequently he seems to step on it, I would guess that Romney’s dick has to be pretty long. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/3 "2012-09-20T20:58:45Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > I understand that he was asked an intimate question pertaining to this matter on the “Live! With Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan” Show the other day, and he fumphered around for a while, and finally said (with wifey Ann looking on approvingly), “Well, uh, ah, as little as possible.” [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=666049) And…? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/4 "2012-09-20T22:00:34Z")
Yeah, what’s your point? I dislike Romney as much as anyone, but who gives a shit about this? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/5 "2012-09-20T22:07:21Z")
This is some reeder-level crap, OP. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/6 "2012-09-21T03:55:57Z")
Pitting Romney over minutiae? OK, I’ll play: Stop it with your [smug](http://c1ecolocalizercom.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2012/09/mittsmirking1-500x250.jpg) looks all the time. You look like an ass. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/7 "2012-09-21T04:04:43Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > Yeah, what’s your point? I dislike Romney as much as anyone, but who gives a shit about this? You’re way ahead of me - I couldn’t even discern which candidate the OP was attempting to diss. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/8 "2012-09-21T04:05:23Z")
Masturbating like a bug-fucker. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/9 "2012-09-21T04:07:54Z")
**Romney Doesn’t Remember How Big His Dick Is** He’s got people for that. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/10 "2012-09-21T05:13:43Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > You’re way ahead of me - I couldn’t even discern which candidate the OP was attempting to diss. Pretty sure the OP is dissing **pkbites**. Whose thread was pretty stupid. But I was actually kind of impressed we made it this far into the election season before the election forum degenerated into total silliness. Then today the dam broke: first **pkbytes** linked thread which was pretty dumb. Then the Obama supporters tried to top it with [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=666143) and another (apparently now mercifully disappeared thread) claiming Clint Eastwood was a racist because having a chair stand in for a black guy is some sort of longstanding racist trope. Not to be outstupided, the latest installment from the Romney crowd [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=666168) plumbs new depths of inanity. So four threads of pure stupid in one day. I imagine its all downhill between here and Nov 6th. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/11 "2012-09-21T13:57:59Z")
We can all clear this up at the next pissing contest. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/12 "2012-09-21T14:04:53Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > Pretty sure the OP is dissing **pkbites**. Whose thread was pretty stupid. > > But I was actually kind of impressed we made it this far into the election season before the election forum degenerated into total silliness. Oh, please. That forum became a blog for the anti-Romney crowd long ago. The thread in question was no sillier than any number of earlier threads about Romney going back months. Certain posters here can dish it out by the shovel full, but can’t handle even a teaspoon from the other side. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/13 "2012-09-21T14:07:40Z")
I’d like to offer my support for this thread if for no other reason than it [pisses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=666222) **Shodan** off. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freakenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b782af/32.png) [@Freakenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freakenstein)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/14 "2012-09-21T15:07:07Z")
You think Obama remembers? He doesn’t seem to be good with big numbers. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/15 "2012-09-21T15:36:41Z")
That’s what I get for not clicking the link, which I assumed was a link to the video of the Kelly Rippa show. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/16 "2012-09-21T18:51:38Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > We can all clear this up at the next pissing contest. OK, I HAVE to link to a [Girls With Slingshots](http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-1476/) comic here. I wonder how Romney would look in that dress? And heels? ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romney-doesnt-remember-how-big-his-dick-is/635307/17 "2012-09-23T18:28:00Z")
This thread is part of a story twisting through multiple threads, so probably this point has already been made: When Mitt was asked (on [LIVE! with Kelly and Michael](http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-09-14/news/sns-rt-us-usa-campaign-romney-annbre88d1a4-20120914_1_ann-romney-mitt-romney-alistair-bell)) it was a tricky topic because, as a Mormon, he is supposed to wear his temple garments. So, the answer, “As little as possible”, could have been a standard deflection.