# Romulan Dildo Proclaims Self Queen Of Canada

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2022, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955 "2022-02-05T08:00:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/1 "2022-02-05T08:00:04Z")

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[More seriously, she wants her followers to kill doctors who administer COVID-19 vaccines](https://globalnews.ca/news/8417379/queen-of-canada-covid-online-threats/)

> Romana Didulo, a leading [Canadian QAnon figure](https://globalnews.ca/tag/Qanon) with an alleged history of encouraging her followers to shoot health-care workers, was taken into custody by the RCMP’s national security team in Victoria, B.C.

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> Based in B.C., Didulo has amassed a following of more than 73,000 people on the encrypted messaging app Telegram where she has allegedly called for health-care workers to be shot according to the [Canadian Anti-Hate Network](https://www.antihate.ca/_lead_in_the_head_self_declared_canadian_prime_minister_and_qanon_adherent_calls_for_executions_of_officials). The Anti-Hate Network also alleges she’s encouraged her followers to target a wide range of people involved with the COVID-19 response including politicians, government workers, journalists and teachers.

She’s apparently been detained under the mental health act.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/2 "2022-02-05T08:25:45Z")

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You may want to ask a Mod to correct the spelling in your message header. The woman in question is not a Romulan, nor does a dildo have anything to do with this.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/3 "2022-02-05T08:26:03Z")

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You are a gold-plated killjoy.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/4 "2022-02-05T08:29:49Z")

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But, Romulan Dildo would be an outstanding name for a Star Trek-themed punk band.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/5 "2022-02-05T09:18:42Z")

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Note that this news item is two months old. I thought it looked a bit familiar.

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/6 "2022-02-05T12:13:48Z")

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That’s an award-winning title! I clicked on just to see what a “Romulan dildo” was and which ST series it was mentioned in.

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/7 "2022-02-05T15:23:33Z")

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_Canadian_ QAnon follower? Did I miss something about QAnon and all that loony right-wing stuff being a US-only thing?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/8 "2022-02-05T15:35:13Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> You may want to ask a Mod to correct the spelling in your message header. The woman in question is not a Romulan, nor does a dildo have anything to do with this.

Sorry, @Spoons, I didn’t realize you were Romulan. (Or…)

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/9 "2022-02-05T16:46:30Z")

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> [@bump](#):
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> _Canadian_ QAnon follower? Did I miss something about QAnon and all that loony right-wing stuff being a US-only thing?

Idiocy knows no borders. [Here’s an article on when QAnon came to Canada.](https://thewalrus.ca/when-qanon-came-to-canada/)

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/10 "2022-02-05T16:54:50Z")

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What is the Q-Anon position on pon farr?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/11 "2022-02-05T16:56:29Z")

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It’s something unspeakable that those illegal aliens do in the basement of the pizza parlor.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/12 "2022-02-05T17:17:10Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> Romana Didulo

Update on the crazy lady since she was released back in December to go about her business of calling for medical health professionals to be murdered…

[She’s in Ottawa now,](https://www.theguardian.com/discover-cool-canada/2022/feb/03/ottawa-protests-tensions-grow-truck-blockade-paralyzes-canada-capital) having fun with the other nut cases in the “Trucker” (Nazi Antivax white supremacist) party. Because of course she is.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/13 "2022-02-05T20:29:54Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> She’s apparently been detained under the mental health act.

Not detained long enough. She showed up in Ottawa at the occupation this week. I can’t find the video of her arriving, which was entirely surreal, but here she is burning a Canadian flag while surrounded by her supporters.

> <https://twitter.com/giuseppelo/status/1489317953417977865>

These people are _entirely_ nuts.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/14 "2022-02-05T22:06:10Z")

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oh my!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/15 "2022-02-05T22:33:22Z")

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> [@bump](#):
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> _Canadian_ QAnon follower? Did I miss something about QAnon and all that loony right-wing stuff being a US-only thing?

According to the article, this idiot was pretty obscure until she got a major boost from QAnon in the US.

> [@Horatius](#):
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> She showed up in Ottawa at the occupation this week. I can’t find the video of her arriving, which was entirely surreal, but here she is burning a Canadian flag while surrounded by her supporters.

I wonder how the truckers feel about Romulan Dildo joining their protest? Or about her burning the Canadian flag, which they have displayed all over their trucks as a symbol of their patriotism?

It’s fortunate that she’s insane and will eventually self-destruct. I notice that Queen Elizabeth II, the actual Queen of Canada, is not protesting this claim to her title. She doesn’t seem too worried. 😄

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/16 "2022-02-05T23:11:33Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> [She’s in Ottawa now,](https://www.theguardian.com/discover-cool-canada/2022/feb/03/ottawa-protests-tensions-grow-truck-blockade-paralyzes-canada-capital) having fun with the other nut cases in the “Trucker” (Nazi Antivax white supremacist) party. Because of course she is.

With luck, she’ll be detained for a crime this time and taken out of circulation a lot longer.

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/17 "2022-02-06T00:34:04Z")

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Missionary!

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/18 "2022-02-06T01:08:58Z")

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> [@Toxgoddess](#):
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> That’s an award-winning title! I clicked on just to see what a “Romulan dildo” was and which ST series it was mentioned in.

I’m sure the pornographic fics are online somewhere already.

I can just imagine some writers in one of the franchises right now working on some way of easter-egging it as small print in a screen display. (So does a Romulan Dildo have settings for vibration _and_ invisibility?)

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/19 "2022-02-06T12:27:25Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> politicians, government workers, journalists and teachers.

Why am I getting a Pol Pot vibe?

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/romulan-dildo-proclaims-self-queen-of-canada/958955/20 "2022-02-06T16:40:39Z")

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Romana? Were her parents _Doctor Who_ fans?  
That could explain a few things.

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