# Ron Blum, suck my left nut.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-blum-suck-my-left-nut/42796>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 26, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-blum-suck-my-left-nut/42796 "2000-11-26T23:53:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-blum-suck-my-left-nut/42796/1 "2000-11-26T23:53:12Z")

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Yeah, it’s minor. But I can still be pissed.

Ronny-poo, last week against my precious 'Skins you blew at least one really (incredibly) obvious call.

This week you seem to be masturbating to the tune of “Dave Wannstat paid me off!” against my precious Colts.

You must die. There is no possible fucking way anyone can be that blind. The only possibilities are that you either favor teams or you’re blind. Or you don’t know the rules.

Yeah, that’s three possibilities. Problem?

Ronny-pie, if you come closer, I’ve got a couple of nice red-hot pokers with your name on them.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-blum-suck-my-left-nut/42796/2 "2000-11-27T00:02:35Z")

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I didn’t see the game, but by all accounts I’ve read, the refs gave the Skins a lot of calls (not that it helped.)

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**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-blum-suck-my-left-nut/42796/3 "2000-11-27T00:20:43Z")

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> **You must die.** There is no possible fucking way anyone can be that blind.

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> Ronny-pie, if you come closer, **I’ve got a couple of nice red-hot pokers with your name on them.**

Wow. This from a guy who chastised another poster’s hyperbole, but is willing to use his own over a call in a football game.

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> I wish people would stop wishing things on others if they don’t desire it themselves.

Not a flame, just an interesting observation.

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-blum-suck-my-left-nut/42796/4 "2000-11-28T06:56:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Squee \*  
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> Wow. This from a guy who chastised another poster’s hyperbole, but is willing to use his own over a call in a football game.
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> > I wish people would stop wishing things on others if they don’t desire it themselves.
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> Not a flame, just an interesting observation. \*\*

I agree. VERY interesting indeed.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-blum-suck-my-left-nut/42796/5 "2000-11-28T07:51:05Z")

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I’m allowed to be pissed. I never said I was perfect. I get your point, though. At the time I was pissed to the point of shaking. Yeah, the 'Skins got some calls this week. The previous week’s abysmal job maybe made them even. But the Colts . . . well, you have 12 players on your side and you’re going to win a lot of games.