# Ron Jeremy, dream stud? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 30, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843 "2004-01-30T23:23:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/1 "2004-01-30T23:23:14Z")
To put it simply, a couple women at work have admitted to a strong desire to “hump” [this guy](http://www.ronjeremy-themovie.com/). These are _not_ desperate women. Not at all. And I suspect that more share that desire, but just won’t admit it. They get that “look” when talking about him. So fess up, girls, and explain (in detail, please) what’s so appealing about ol’ Ron. As an aside, does he appeal to any of you gay men? Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![myrnajean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@myrnajean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myrnajean)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/2 "2004-01-31T00:03:17Z")
One word. **Ewwwww!** ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/3 "2004-01-31T00:12:14Z")
> [@myrnajean](#): > > One word. > **Ewwwww!** Funny, that’s what some men say about my attraction to Martha Stewart. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Clear\_Air\_Turbulence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@Clear\_Air\_Turbulence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clear_Air_Turbulence)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/4 "2004-01-31T00:14:37Z")
More proof that size DOES matter. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/5 "2004-01-31T02:15:20Z")
I met the guy once and he could charm the pants off a nun. Plus he’s funny, has a masters degree (he’s smart) in special education (good with kids), and he has an enormous wang. If you eliminate the body fat, back hair and trollish appearance, he’s quite the catch, I’d say. And how could you not like a guy who’s appeared in films with titles such as “Terms of Endowment,” “Ball in the Family,” “Throbbin’ Hood,” “Halloweenie,” “Let Me Tell You About Fat Chicks,” and “Behind the Sphinc Door.” 🙂 Happy ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/6 "2004-01-31T02:21:48Z")
As someone who used to love Joey Ramone, classical good looks are not everything. However, I have standards, and one of them is not debasing yourself in porn movies. No offense to any porn actors reading this. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/7 "2004-01-31T03:58:01Z")
Umm…no. NO no no. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/8 "2004-01-31T04:33:38Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Umm…no. NO no no. > > _shudder_ Was that a shudder… or a tremble? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/9 "2004-01-31T15:44:10Z")
I’ve met him too. As Happy Lendervedder wrote, he could charm the pants off a nun. Very well spoken, attentive, funny and sweet. Looks-wise and legendary wang size, he doesn’t do anything for me, but after meeting him all I could say was he is one of the most charming men I’ve met. Very personable guy, but I don’t fantasize about him. Would love to hang out with him again though. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/10 "2004-01-31T16:51:02Z")
I do not find him to be attractive at all. ---
**Author:** ![herman\_and\_bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f1d935/32.png) [@herman\_and\_bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herman_and_bill)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/11 "2004-01-31T17:01:41Z")
I’m not gay and not a woman Any chance you guys are watching WB’s Surreal World? He said he used to work out to maintain his body but decided to go with the Average Joe look. Even Tammy Faye seems charmed by him. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/12 "2004-01-31T18:06:55Z")
I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt to those that have met him and attest to his charm, but my first knee-jerk response is more like hell no. Not with Dr.Ruth’s kitty, even! Size _does_ matter and that looks painful!! ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/13 "2004-01-31T21:13:16Z")
Did I mention that the women didn’t seem to be talking about romance, just humping? Size _and_ skill do count, no? Pretend that he’s an animate, charming vibrator. 😛 I haven’t seen the show (no cable), but I’ve heard the women pay him an awful lot of attention. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/14 "2004-01-31T22:48:04Z")
I wouldn’t do Ron. I don’t find him attractive. But I know a few guys who are hung like that and I can see why women would be curious if they haven’t experienced that kind of size. There was a guy featured in Rolling Stone (I’m sure someone posted about it) who is hung like a horse, but below average in every other area. They quoted him as saying he gets offers from women all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/15 "2004-02-01T05:15:14Z")
You mean Jonah Falcon? I read that article-he seems really skeevy. His size is about ALL that he has going for him-he seems like a real creep. ---
**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/16 "2004-02-02T04:23:11Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > If you eliminate the body fat, back hair and trollish appearance, he’s quite the catch, I’d say. If you eliminate the undesirable qualities from any individual, he or she will then become quite desirable by definition. ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/17 "2004-02-02T05:58:14Z")
There’s no way I’d touch him. He probably has STDs that haven’t even been discovered yet! ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/18 "2004-02-02T09:16:40Z")
No way would I shag him - but I have seen interviews with him and he’s a nice guy, funny, charming, intelligent. I could happily sit and have a few drinks with him and have a good laugh but that’s it!!! I imagine these women at work have seen a few of his videos and imagine themselves in that position with him - I believe (from other interviews about him) that the girls all rave about him. I wouldn’t mind spending time with the charming, funny, intelligent side of him - but it’d be a “keep your pants on” situation without a doubt!!! ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/19 "2004-02-02T13:42:00Z")
I’d do him. Well okay,I wouldn’t. But only because he’s the wrong gender.Trivia,trivia…but I think there must be at least ONE vaginally inclined person who would secretely like to have more than just a scintillating conversation with ole’ Ron. mangeorge: You stay away from Martha Stewart! I have sexual fantasies about her. Sometimes I’ll "slip"with the TV remote and somehow wind up at “Martha Stewart’s Living”,and spend a few minutes there just seeing what wonderful concoction she’s working on. There’s just something so…calm and knowing about her that makes me want to give her melty multiple orgasms and watch her scream with hysterical delight. Well,I suppose it’s just another desire to break through an ice queen’s facade. Or maybe I have a felonious female fetish. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843/20 "2004-02-03T00:26:38Z")
I watched Martha make marshmallows on her show once. I still shivver at the possibilities. 🆒 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-jeremy-dream-stud/226843.md?page=2)