# Ronaldo, your hair resembles a woman's crotch.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ronaldo-your-hair-resembles-a-womans-crotch/116732>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 30, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ronaldo-your-hair-resembles-a-womans-crotch/116732 "2002-06-30T19:53:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ronaldo-your-hair-resembles-a-womans-crotch/116732/41 "2002-07-05T13:19:02Z")

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Valderrama: the bastard offspring of Bob Carolgees and Mel B.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ronaldo-your-hair-resembles-a-womans-crotch/116732/42 "2002-07-06T16:30:06Z")

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Many years ago, the boss of my boss had a baby, and his hair looked exactly like a pubic patch (sort of a triangular widow’s peak). I could never look at him without having the overwhelming temptation to, well, say _something_. Pretty funny. 😉

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