# Room 101

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 19, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982 "2000-08-19T19:48:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/1 "2000-08-19T19:48:25Z")

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When Big Brother comes and throws you into Room 101, what will you find there?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/2 "2000-08-19T19:56:27Z")

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Junebugs.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/3 "2000-08-19T20:44:34Z")

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Dogs . Big or small it doesn’t really matter when your phobic ☹

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/4 "2000-08-19T21:29:06Z")

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Army cutworms.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/5 "2000-08-19T21:34:46Z")

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In Room 101, you will be tortured with whatever your deepest fear is. For Winston Smith in “1984,” it was rats.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/6 "2000-08-19T21:36:20Z")

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I thought it was rats for everyone. Go figure. My dog was named Winston.

2+2=5

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/7 "2000-08-19T22:45:09Z")

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My personal Room 101 contains shelves full of Chick tracts…

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/8 "2000-08-19T22:46:02Z")

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Centipedes, or possibly my first boyfriend.

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**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/9 "2000-08-19T22:55:39Z")

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My room 101 would contain every man I’ve ever slept with or dated.

AUGH!!!

This would be worse than the time all five of my boyfriends showed up for my birthday party.

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/10 "2000-08-20T00:02:36Z")

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For my own, it would be nothing. I can handle almost anything the world can throw at me, as it is no comparison to what my mind will throw at me if I don’t distract it.

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**Author:** ![Philbuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Philbuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philbuck)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/11 "2000-08-20T00:17:38Z")

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Hey, I lived in room 101 last year, and never made the connection (been too long since I read the book). But now I understand why I got stuck with _that_ roommate…

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/12 "2000-08-20T02:51:17Z")

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Kat, I agree with yours. My Room 101 would contain junebugs, bees, horseflies, moths, etc. Any insect bigger than a housefly with fast-moving wings just sends chills up and down my spine. I was stung by a bee in my formative years, and as the twig inclines, so grows the tree, as the old adage says. But if they wanted a confession, they’d have to torture me. How, you ask? By threatening my brain. I could stand to lose a limb or two, but I’d rather die than end up a brain-damaged submoron. I think a rock and a strong psycho would about do it. Or a crash-test.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/13 "2000-08-20T03:20:52Z")

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**MadPoet:**

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For my own, it would be nothing. I can handle almost anything the world can throw at me, as it is no comparison to what my mind will throw at me if I don’t distract it  
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Was all set to roll my eyes at that one, then I got to the second half of the second sentence. Good call. This isn’t the place for personal anecdotes, but I’ve peaked through the keyhole of that room, and wholeheartedly agree with you on that one. Pick up the pun and you know what I’m talking about. Yea, give me rats ‘n’ bugs ‘n’ whatnot any day. Except maybe Chick tracks.

Rhythmdvl

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**Author:** ![tygre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@tygre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tygre)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/14 "2000-08-20T04:40:02Z")

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Slugs. And maybe frogs and toads too. gahhh!

–tygre

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/15 "2000-08-20T05:08:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MadPoet \*  
> \*\*For my own, it would be nothing. I can handle almost anything the world can throw at me, as it is no comparison to what my mind will throw at me if I don’t distract it. \*\*

Same here. I can handle pretty much anything, but I would probably go insane if left to my own devices. It’d be a short trip.

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/16 "2000-08-20T08:42:14Z")

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I’m fine with insects. I got over my fear of spiders ages ago. Bugs are merely interesting to me…except…maybe…the BOT FLY.

Which bourghes under the skin, plants their larva, then weeks later the maggots eat their way out.  
That might concievable play a part in my Room 101.

That and social ridicule.

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**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/17 "2000-08-20T19:31:34Z")

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Room 101 contains a very narrow well, which they shove you down into head first so that you’re trapped upside down in the blackness with your arms pinned tightly to your sides. Struggling will only cause you to inch ever deeper into the well. Maybe there are a lot of big roaches crawling around inside the well for good measure. And they leave you there.

Now, think about that picture for a few minutes, and tell me how you feel.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/18 "2000-08-20T19:42:19Z")

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It’ll be full of corporate tax forms that _must_ be completed.

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/19 "2000-08-20T22:48:58Z")

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Mark Serlin. ARGGGGG!!!

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**Author:** ![EnochF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/779978/32.png) [@EnochF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnochF)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/room-101/29982/20 "2000-08-21T00:04:42Z")

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I’m not going to tell _you_.  
Very clever, Big Brother, but you won’t get me like _that_…

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