# Roommates gone for the Weekend: Invite fat chick or teen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059 "2010-03-19T21:05:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/1 "2010-03-19T21:05:13Z")
My roommates are gone for the weekend which means I can have over girls on whom they would normally frown. Should I bring over my fat fuckbuddy or try to wrangle a bi teen? ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/2 "2010-03-19T21:10:07Z")
Why not both? ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/3 "2010-03-19T21:16:02Z")
Well I also have to make time for another girl I’m dating. I’ll try to see both of these two but I’m still trying to successfully wrangle the teen (she’s from OkCupid) ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/4 "2010-03-19T21:16:39Z")
Man, I miss college. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/5 "2010-03-19T21:17:39Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > Man, I miss college. I’m a 28 year old grad student bro. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/6 "2010-03-19T21:18:24Z")
Cool story bro ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/7 "2010-03-19T21:19:07Z")
Wait, how old are you and how old is the teen? After **MitzeKatze** ’s thread, I’m feeling judgmental of people trying to have sex with teens. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/8 "2010-03-19T21:19:14Z")
> [@fluiddruid](#): > > Cool story bro u mad? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/9 "2010-03-19T21:19:20Z")
You are a man among men, **Champion**. I had a similar dilemma, only it was a fat chick and a pregnant chick. _ **I** _ got both. So can you! Edit: Also, yes. **MissMossie** raises a good point. I just assumed 18 when I read the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/10 "2010-03-19T21:20:11Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > I’m a 28 year old grad student bro. Hit that jailbait, brah! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/11 "2010-03-19T21:23:05Z")
> [@MissMossie](#): > > Wait, how old are you and how old is the teen? After **MitzeKatze** ’s thread, I’m feeling judgmental of people trying to have sex with teens. I’m 28, she’s 18 (you can’t be on OkCupid if under 18, unless lying obviously. I would check this out before sex.) I was just thinking the other day that I should try to hook up with some 18 year olds before I get _too_ old and OKC was the only avenue I could think of to meet them. I am aware this is somewhat creepy, but I’m a good dude and not a creepy guy by nature–just sexually experimental. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/12 "2010-03-19T21:24:33Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You are a man among men, **Champion**. I had a similar dilemma, only it was a fat chick and a pregnant chick. _ **I** _ got both. So can you! > > Edit: Also, yes. **MissMossie** raises a good point. I just assumed 18 when I read the OP. Nice. Yeah the fat chick is a lock, the teen is more of a hail mary. Also I need to squeeze in a friend of mine sometime this weekend (probably tonight.) I don’t think I could handle a pregnant chick…that’s just inherently pretty damn sleazy. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/13 "2010-03-19T21:27:11Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > I don’t think I could handle a pregnant chick…that’s just inherently pretty damn sleazy. I guess _ **I’m** _ the man among men. :rolleyes: She felt ugly because she wasn’t able to find anyone she found attractive to do anything with her (on account of her being pregnant). I didn’t actually have penetrative intercourse with her. But it’s a story for the grandkids! ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/14 "2010-03-19T21:30:06Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I guess _ **I’m** _ the man among men. :rolleyes: She felt ugly because she wasn’t able to find anyone she found attractive to do anything with her (on account of her being pregnant). I didn’t actually have penetrative intercourse with her. But it’s a story for the grandkids! Oh well I’d absolutely catch a hummer from a pregnant girl. I’m not sure if I’d have sex with one though; I’m sure I would under the right circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/15 "2010-03-19T21:31:46Z")
OKCupid men _are_ known for their discriminating tastes! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/16 "2010-03-19T21:34:36Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > I’m a 28 year old grad student bro. You’re some sort of novice monk? ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/17 "2010-03-19T21:34:41Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > OKCupid men _are_ known for their discriminating tastes! I have very discriminating tastes regarding whom I date. Not all that discriminating when it comes to sex–at least physically. I still have to click with the girl but I don’t really care all that much what she looks like. Also, hot girls on OKC are pretty much overwhelmed by messages. I pick up hot girls IRL and leave OKC for the less conventionally attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/18 "2010-03-19T21:35:45Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > You’re some sort of novice monk? Nah, my comma key is broken and I sometimes don’t feel like finding one to copy and paste. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/19 "2010-03-19T21:37:32Z")
First, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=552660) thread was my favorite, then [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=556137) one was. Well, THIS thread is my new favorite. For now! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/20 "2010-03-19T21:39:41Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > Also, hot girls on OKC are pretty much overwhelmed by messages. I pick up hot girls IRL and leave OKC for the less conventionally attractive. I find the same thing is true on the social networking sites that I use. I wouldn’t say I go for the _less conventionally attractive_ but I think it’s fair to say that they aren’t as attractive as the girls I’ve met IRL. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059.md?page=2)