# Roommates gone for the Weekend: Invite fat chick or teen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059 "2010-03-19T21:05:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/21 "2010-03-19T21:40:42Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > First, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=552660) thread was my favorite, then [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=556137) one was. Well, THIS thread is my new favorite. For now! thanks, friend. This is my very first thread in this place. And I swear this is all true btw. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/22 "2010-03-19T21:41:35Z")
Whatever happens, do make sure you tell us all about it on Monday, ok? (ok) ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/23 "2010-03-19T21:42:16Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I find the same thing is true on the social networking sites that I use. I wouldn’t say I go for the _less conventionally attractive_ but I think it’s fair to say that they aren’t as attractive as the girls I’ve met IRL. Eh. The fat girl is definitely fatter than I’d be comfortable bringing around friends. That said, she gives the best oral I’ve ever had and is super fun in the sack. Also cute about the face. I find myself thinking about her more than some of the hotter girls I’m dating. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/24 "2010-03-19T21:42:34Z")
Yup. Of all the ways to introduce oneself to a message board, bragging about one’s sexual exploits and/or prowess is certainly one of them. Not one that ever turns out well for the newcomer, but still, it is a method. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/25 "2010-03-19T21:43:16Z")
> [@fubbleskag](#): > > Whatever happens, do make sure you tell us all about it on Monday, ok? (ok) Oh I will. I’m enjoying this chat site (even though I don’t care for the overblown threading system–I don’t need smileys or nearly this much color and boxes going on.) ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/26 "2010-03-19T21:44:28Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Yup. Of all the ways to introduce oneself to a message board, bragging about one’s sexual exploits and/or prowess is certainly one of them. Not one that ever turns out well for the newcomer, but still, it is a method. How would you suggest I go about it introducing myself? I intend to remain as anonymous as possible while discussing my sexual exploits. And so far this thread has been pretty entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/27 "2010-03-19T21:47:34Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > Eh. The fat girl is definitely fatter than I’d be comfortable bringing around friends. That said, she gives the best oral I’ve ever had and is super fun in the sack. Also cute about the face. I find myself thinking about her more than some of the hotter girls I’m dating. How cute. :rolleyes: I’ve never finished from oral alone. All the girls’ relative talents are more or less comparable. The only difference is how enthusiastically they go about it. I would say more, but I’d rather not take this thread to dark places. > [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > Oh I will. I’m enjoying this chat site (even though I don’t care for the overblown threading system–I don’t need smileys or nearly this much color and boxes going on.) Be glad there aren’t avatars, you might be overwhelmed. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/28 "2010-03-19T21:47:50Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > How would you suggest I go about it introducing myself? I intend to remain as anonymous as possible while discussing my sexual exploits. > > And so far this thread has been pretty entertaining. I’d suggest NOT talking about your sexual exploits at all, and avoiding phrases like “fat chicks”. But that’s just how I roll. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/29 "2010-03-19T21:49:57Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > How cute. :rolleyes: I’ve never finished from oral alone. All the girls’ relative talents are more or less comparable. The only difference is how enthusiastically they go about it. I would say more, but I’d rather not take this thread to dark places. > > Be glad there aren’t avatars, you might be overwhelmed. This girl can take the whole thing, which I’ve never experienced elsewhere. And quite enthusiastic. Ask again if you want moar dark place details. And if there were animated .gif avatars here I would not be posting. The best forums are clean, fast loading, and have good sub-threading systems (this quoting bullshit is seriously flawed.) ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/30 "2010-03-19T21:51:08Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I’d suggest NOT talking about your sexual exploits at all, and avoiding phrases like “fat chicks”. But that’s just how I roll. Describe your reasoning. Am I going to get banned for talking about slaying fat chicks on a message board called THE STRAIGHT DOPE? You role how you wanna role, bro. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/31 "2010-03-19T21:51:59Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > This girl can take the whole thing, which I’ve never experienced elsewhere. And quite enthusiastic. Ask again if you want moar dark place details. I would divulge details of my own, but I seriously don’t want to poison the waters here. 😛 > [@](#): > > And if there were animated .gif avatars here I would not be posting. The best forums are clean, fast loading, and have good sub-threading systems (this quoting bullshit is seriously flawed.) You mean like Livejournal? ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/32 "2010-03-19T21:52:01Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > Eh. The fat girl is definitely fatter than I’d be comfortable bringing around friends. That said, she gives the best oral I’ve ever had and is super fun in the sack. Also cute about the face. I find myself thinking about her more than some of the hotter girls I’m dating. Sooo if the chubby chick rocks your world, who gives a shit what your friends think. Especially if she is otherwise a good and reasonably intelligent person. You may be discounting a wonderful possible relationship over a few pounds of padding. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/33 "2010-03-19T21:54:14Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > Describe your reasoning. Am I going to get banned for talking about slaying fat chicks on a message board called THE STRAIGHT DOPE? > > You role how you wanna role, bro. \*roll And no, but soon there will be angry people in this thread, I suspect. > [@drachillix](#): > > Sooo if the chubby chick rocks your world, who gives a shit what your friends think. Especially if she is otherwise a good and reasonably intelligent person. You may be discounting a wonderful possible relationship over a few pounds of padding. He’s already made it clear that he doesn’t **want** a relationship, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/34 "2010-03-19T21:54:43Z")
Gather round, children! It’s time for blow and tell… ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/35 "2010-03-19T21:57:32Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > I’m 28, she’s 18 (you can’t be on OkCupid if under 18, unless lying obviously. I would check this out before sex.) > > I was just thinking the other day that I should try to hook up with some 18 year olds before I get _too_ old \. News flash - you already are. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/36 "2010-03-19T21:58:58Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > Describe your reasoning. Am I going to get banned for talking about slaying fat chicks on a message board called THE STRAIGHT DOPE? > > You role how you wanna role, bro. Oh I strongly suspect you will be banned, but that won’t be the reason. However, within the rules of this particular forum, I think I can state that your conduct as a poster is somewhat less polite than is typical. I’m pretty sure there will be a pit thread in your honor sometime this weekend, and if so, other opinions may be expressed therein. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/37 "2010-03-19T21:58:59Z")
> [@drachillix](#): > > Sooo if the chubby chick rocks your world, who gives a shit what your friends think. Especially if she is otherwise a good and reasonably intelligent person. You may be discounting a wonderful possible relationship over a few pounds of padding. Well, there are a few things to consider: one is the rational point that, although it sucks, people will look at me negatively if I’m dating a much larger chick. second, I’ll feel subjectively uncomfortable with being stared at in public. Rational or not I have to consider this. Third, knowing that I could never really date her, I think it’s better to keep things relatively discreet and allow both of us to date other people (so that she’s actively looking for someone more right for her.) Fourth, I have a girlfriend and thus won’t be entering into any other relationships that go much beyond friends with benefits. (it’s an open relationship btw.) ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/38 "2010-03-19T21:59:25Z")
Thank you boys, I was **just** making a list of things never to do should I find myself single again. You two made the top five! But as for a practical answer to your quandry, maybe poll them? “Okay, I’ve got 2 free hours this weekend and I can spend them with a fat chick I’ll totally get to nail or a teenager that I might get to finger. Which do you think is the best bet?” “Umm, probably the fat chick.” “Awesome. You free for about two hours this weekend?” “😕” > [@Champion](#): > > And I swear this is all true btw. I lol’d. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/39 "2010-03-19T22:00:03Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > \*roll > > And no, but soon there will be angry people in this thread, I suspect. > > He’s already made it clear that he doesn’t **want** a relationship, I think. I’m perfectly ok with their being angry people ITT. If the thread gets deleted or something, then I’m definitely not sticking around on this blog. EDIT: also, I know the difference between role and roll, friend. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/40 "2010-03-19T22:01:35Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Oh I strongly suspect you will be banned, but that won’t be the reason. > > However, within the rules of this particular forum, I think I can state that your conduct as a poster is somewhat less polite than is typical. > > I’m pretty sure there will be a pit thread in your honor sometime this weekend, and if so, other opinions may be expressed therein. Why do you think I’ll be banned? I’m not going to attack anyone (at least not unless it’s in self defense.) I skimmed the rules and I don’t think I’m breaking any of them. I look forward to this pit thread–whatever it is. I’m just here to have fun, friend. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059.md?page=3)