# Roommates gone for the Weekend: Invite fat chick or teen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059 "2010-03-19T21:05:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/41 "2010-03-19T22:03:10Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > Thank you boys, I was **just** making a list of things never to do should I find myself single again. > > You two made the top five! You wound me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/42 "2010-03-19T22:03:20Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > “Okay, I’ve got 2 free hours this weekend and I can spend them with a fat chick I’ll totally get to nail or a teenager that I might get to finger. Which do you think is the best bet?” > > “Umm, probably the fat chick.” > > “Awesome. You free for about two hours this weekend?” HA! Don’t ever change you crazy diamond. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/43 "2010-03-19T22:03:31Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > Thank you boys, I was **just** making a list of things never to do should I find myself single again. > > You two made the top five! > > But as for a practical answer to your quandry, maybe poll them? > > “Okay, I’ve got 2 free hours this weekend and I can spend them with a fat chick I’ll totally get to nail or a teenager that I might get to finger. Which do you think is the best bet?” > > “Umm, probably the fat chick.” > > “Awesome. You free for about two hours this weekend?” > > “😕” > > I lol’d. The advantages of the teen are two fold: one, she’s bi so this could lead to a threesome with hot teen FMF action, and two, variety is the spice of life. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/44 "2010-03-19T22:07:11Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You wound me. 😛 If you’d like, I can try to hook you up with one of **Drinker** ’s sloppy seconds who can play nurse. Heck, I’d even be willing to throw in a rectal thermometer at no extra cost! That’s right, who loves ya. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/45 "2010-03-19T22:08:26Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > one is the rational point that, although it sucks, people will look at me negatively if I’m dating a much larger chick. Well yeah, if the people looking are 15. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/46 "2010-03-19T22:10:00Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > If you’d like, I can try to hook you up with one of **Drinker** ’s sloppy seconds who can play nurse. I’m doing well enough on my own, but thanks for the offer! So many kind and generous people on the Dope. :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > Heck, I’d even be willing to throw in a rectal thermometer at no extra cost! Does it come with a prostate exam? 😉 I hear men should get those regularly. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/47 "2010-03-19T22:10:46Z")
> [@AuntiePam](#): > > Well yeah, if the people looking are 15. Pam, I weigh in at about 150. This girl’s probably over 200. We’d be an odd looking couple. I am sure the folks you run with are all incredibly enlightened, but most of the world would look at this as curious at best. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/48 "2010-03-19T22:11:20Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > I’m perfectly ok with their being angry people ITT. If the thread gets deleted or something, then I’m definitely not sticking around on this blog. > > EDIT: also, I know the difference between role and roll, friend. But apparently not the difference between a board and blog… ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/49 "2010-03-19T22:11:52Z")
> [@AuntiePam](#): > > Well yeah, if the people looking are 15. I’ve been with a heavier girl and yes, I was derided by my friends for it. We don’t all have the option to find friends who are as open-minded and understanding as I’m sure yours are. 😛 Edit: > [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > I am sure the folks you run with are all incredibly enlightened, but most of the world would look at this as curious at best. Great minds think alike! ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/50 "2010-03-19T22:13:21Z")
> [@Surly\_Chick](#): > > But apparently not the difference between a board and blog… Didn’t know that humor was unwelcome on this chat server. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/51 "2010-03-19T22:25:26Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Does it come with a prostate exam? 😉 I hear men should get those regularly. You win, I’m squicked out. :smack: > [@](#): > > Great minds think alike! ..And yours do too! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/52 "2010-03-19T22:27:19Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > You win, I’m squicked out. :smack: Victory! > [@](#): > > And yours do too! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![EmAnJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EmAnJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmAnJ)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/53 "2010-03-19T22:34:50Z")
Kudos to you, but man, anyone else get squicked out that he keeps saying ‘teen sex’? I do NOT think of 18 year olds when you say that, more like 14. Gross, gross, gross. I think you get off on the thought of having sex with a ‘teen’. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/54 "2010-03-19T22:38:40Z")
> [@EmAnJ](#): > > Kudos to you, but man, anyone else get squicked out that he keeps saying ‘teen sex’? I do NOT think of 18 year olds when you say that, more like 14. Gross, gross, gross. I think you get off on the thought of having sex with a ‘teen’. He showed he was actually quite opposed to the idea of barely-pubescent sex in **Mitze** ’s thread. Maybe it’s because I’m only 20, or maybe it’s because I’m used to porn marketing (maybe it’s both), but when I read “teen” I thought 18. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/55 "2010-03-19T22:40:15Z")
> [@EmAnJ](#): > > Kudos to you, but man, anyone else get squicked out that he keeps saying ‘teen sex’? I do NOT think of 18 year olds when you say that, more like 14. Gross, gross, gross. I think you get off on the thought of having sex with a ‘teen’. I get squicked right the fuck out that you are thinking of 14 year old pedo sex. The only time I had sex with a fourteen year old was back when it was perfectly legal and acceptable for me to do so. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/56 "2010-03-19T22:42:46Z")
I’ll bet her father wouldn’t have found it acceptable. 😃 But I’d vote the teen. Or both. Or a midget. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/57 "2010-03-19T22:43:57Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > I’ll bet her father wouldn’t have found it acceptable. 😃 > But I’d vote the teen. Or both. Or a midget. It was awkward when her dog dragged a used condom out of the trash… ---
**Author:** ![EmAnJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EmAnJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmAnJ)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/58 "2010-03-19T22:44:36Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > I get squicked right the fuck out that you are thinking of 14 year old pedo sex. > > The only time I had sex with a fourteen year old was back when it was perfectly legal and acceptable for me to do so. You started it! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/59 "2010-03-19T22:44:39Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > I get squicked right the fuck out that you are thinking of 14 year old pedo sex. > > The only time I had sex with a fourteen year old was back when it was perfectly legal and acceptable for me to do so. You mean back when you were 23? I’M KIDDING! Don’t hurt me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/60 "2010-03-19T22:46:50Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Does it come with a prostate exam? 😉 I hear men should get those regularly. Actually, I believe it _does_ come with a prostate exam; but, while the thermometer is free, the exam’ll _cost ya big-time_. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059.md?page=4)