# Roommates gone for the Weekend: Invite fat chick or teen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059 "2010-03-19T21:05:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/61 "2010-03-19T22:47:50Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You mean back when you were 23? > > I’M KIDDING! Don’t hurt me. 😛 Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/62 "2010-03-19T22:52:34Z")
> [@EmAnJ](#): > > Kudos to you, but man, anyone else get squicked out that he keeps saying ‘teen sex’? I do NOT think of 18 year olds when you say that, more like 14. Gross, gross, gross. I think you get off on the thought of having sex with a ‘teen’. What’s worse is that the further away from 18 I get, the more that 14 and 18 start to look similar. Blech. The good news is, I realize this is mostly a **me** thing and I don’t think **Drinker** is a pedo. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/63 "2010-03-19T22:54:13Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You mean back when you were 23? > > I’M KIDDING! Don’t hurt me. 😛 > [@malkavia](#): > > What’s worse is that the further away from 18 I get, the more that 14 and 18 start to look similar. Blech. > > The good news is, I realize this is mostly a **me** thing and I don’t think **Drinker** is a pedo. Thank you. I am not pedo. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/64 "2010-03-19T22:55:17Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Actually, I believe it _does_ come with a prostate exam; but, while the thermometer is free, the exam’ll _cost ya big-time_. 😛 Maybe I shouldn’t be using Myspace to find chicks after all! Then again, the results of that “Do you groom your pubic hair” poll… ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/65 "2010-03-19T22:55:35Z")
All right, bro, here’s what you do. Get the bitches drunk, 'cause they really appreciate that kind of shit. Especially the 18 year old. She’ll be all, “Ur so cool cos you can buy liquor!” which will totally make her want to put your wang near her mouth. Then she’ll be all, “Hay, you want me to bring over some other teenage hot chix?” then you could, like, bang all of them. So then when you bang the fat chick, make sure you make it clear that you’ve noticed she’s fat. This will ruin her self esteem, and she’ll think you’re the only one who wants to fuck her, which means she’ll be really eager to fuck you. Make sure you’re a prick to all the bitches, though, cos that totally makes them want your junk. Write this shit down, bro. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/66 "2010-03-19T22:58:09Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > All right, bro, here’s what you do. Get the bitches drunk, 'cause they really appreciate that kind of shit. Especially the 18 year old. She’ll be all, “Ur so cool cos you can buy liquor!” which will totally make her want to put your wang near her mouth. Then she’ll be all, “Hay, you want me to bring over some other teenage hot chix?” then you could, like, bang all of them. So then when you bang the fat chick, make sure you make it clear that you’ve noticed she’s fat. This will ruin her self esteem, and she’ll think you’re the only one who wants to fuck her, which means she’ll be really eager to fuck you. > > Make sure you’re a prick to all the bitches, though, cos that totally makes them want your junk. Write this shit down, bro. I don’t think I’m going to get the 18 year old drunk, as this is illegal and I’m a budding young professional who could get pwned by such a charge. As for negging the fat chick, I assure you this is unnecessary. You can’t not notice that she’s fat. > [@Would you respect a guy who eats a dozen banans per day?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/11): > > It’s what we do best. > > Hm, until you know what you’re most comfortable with, you should probably set up two days. One where they’re spread out and one where you just run a train. That way you’ve got some experience. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/67 "2010-03-19T22:58:42Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Make sure you’re a prick to all the bitches, though,… I’m thinking this won’t be a problem. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/68 "2010-03-19T22:59:55Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > The only time I had sex with a fourteen year old was back when it was perfectly legal and acceptable for me to do so. Trip to Southeast Asia last summer? ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/69 "2010-03-19T23:01:07Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > I’m thinking this won’t be a problem. wtf man I’m not a prick. I’m a genuinely nice guy, if a bit coarse. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/70 "2010-03-19T23:02:08Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > Trip to Southeast Asia last summer? Nah. Was fifteen at the time. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/71 "2010-03-19T23:03:30Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > wtf man I’m not a prick. I’m a genuinely nice guy, if a bit coarse. I know the comment was directed at **Champion** and not at me, but I’m a pretty cool guy, I’m nice to the girls and doesn’t afraid of anything. I want casual sex and so do they, I don’t see the problem. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/72 "2010-03-19T23:03:43Z")
Even if your friends don’t find out the shame of putting your wang in a fat girl will forever after stain your soul and fill you with shame and regret till the end of your days. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/73 "2010-03-19T23:03:44Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > Nah. Was fifteen at the time. Impressive, but you shouldn’t be traveling abroad by yourself so young. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059/74 "2010-03-19T23:06:58Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > Even if your friends don’t find out the shame of putting your wang in a fat girl will forever after stain your soul and fill you with shame and regret till the end of your days. This is something that a boring virgin would say. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-gone-for-the-weekend-invite-fat-chick-or-teen/533059.md?page=3)