# Roommates new computer is here, but he isn't home yet. Suggestions? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 28, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018 "2003-02-28T00:16:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![skaterboarder87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@skaterboarder87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skaterboarder87)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/21 "2003-02-28T21:11:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChuckForbin \* > \*\*I know how to reformat my hard drive. > How do I reformat my **eyes**? \*\* I tried ripping mine out. ---
**Author:** ![ChuckForbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@ChuckForbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChuckForbin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/22 "2003-02-28T21:42:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by skaterboarder87 \* > \*\*I tried ripping mine out. \*\* Should have though of that - I used a lit cigarette. Can somone please click “submit” for me ? ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/23 "2003-02-28T23:01:09Z")
So what is the tubgirl pic? If someone wants to e-mail the answer it’s in my profile. ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/24 "2003-02-28T23:10:27Z")
Okay, I saw it. Made my boyfriend look at it first :). It’s not _that_ bad, just disgusting. Don’t quite understand why someone would want to do that, but…her choice. :rolleyes: Don’t look at it with a weak stomach, or at work. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/25 "2003-02-28T23:19:34Z")
\ OH MY GOD. I just HAD to go and find out what “tubgirl” was, didn’t i? Jesus H. Christ! Never again. \ ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/26 "2003-02-28T23:29:09Z")
I made the mistake once of trying to find out what goatse was all about, despite being warned against it. I learned my lesson that time. ::imnotgonnalookfortubgirlimnotgonnalookfortubgirlimnotgonnalookfortubgirl:: ---
**Author:** ![da\_pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ba0ec/32.png) [@da\_pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/da_pope)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/27 "2003-02-28T23:37:05Z")
tubgirl is nothing if you’ve seen goatse. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/28 "2003-02-28T23:38:16Z")
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! The tubgirl experience didn’t teach me a lesson, and i had to go look up “goatse.” I don’t think i’m going to be able to eat dinner tonight. ---
**Author:** ![da\_pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ba0ec/32.png) [@da\_pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/da_pope)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/29 "2003-02-28T23:42:16Z")
told ya. ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/30 "2003-02-28T23:50:07Z")
Please, for the love of God, don’t mention g\*\*\*tse!!! ---
**Author:** ![fauxpas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e480ec/32.png) [@fauxpas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fauxpas)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/31 "2003-03-01T02:16:26Z")
someone please explain all of this goatsee and tubgirl! PLEASE! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/32 "2003-03-01T02:23:34Z")
fauxpas - google the terms and you’ll find out. We can’t link to them - it’s not allowed on these Boards, and it’s also cruel and unusual punishment. ---
**Author:** ![fauxpas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e480ec/32.png) [@fauxpas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fauxpas)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/33 "2003-03-01T02:27:28Z")
i have and their all pics that i havent seen…could you atleast describe it? or could you atleast send me an e-mail describing i? (on second thought please don’t…cus then you might send the pic…:() ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018/34 "2003-03-01T05:08:27Z")
Closing thread per request of **Joey G**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roommates-new-computer-is-here-but-he-isnt-home-yet-suggestions/158018.md?page=1)