# Roseanne Part Two? No Thank You

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 24, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120 "2018-03-24T18:03:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/281 "2018-05-30T20:06:00Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> Maybe, but the Ambien makers reply on the side effects.:
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> > While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.

I’m sure the FDA would have forced Sanofi to put that side effect into a [black box warning](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxed_warning).

Sorry, too soon?

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/282 "2018-05-30T21:56:33Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> It’s possible she gets another show but not right away. Don Imus got fired from his radio show for his “nappy headed women” talk and was back on the air less than a year later. He just retired a few months ago.

Roseanne isn’t going to get another show; best case scenario is that seasons 1-9 quietly return to syndication within a year. Not even Fox News is going to take a chance on Ambien’s unwanted spokesbigot. Maybe Breitbart gives her a blog.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/283 "2018-05-30T22:28:34Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> Also, the Ambien made me do it defense might be more believable if the statements were not entirely consistent with many of her other statements in the past.

Ambien is like alcohol - it won’t make you violent, promiscuous, racist etc. but it WILL make it more likely for you to get into a fistfight, have sex you regret the next morning, and spout bigoted drivel on social media. It doesn’t put anything in you not already there, it just makes it easier for what’s already there to leak out.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/284 "2018-05-30T22:34:59Z")

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> [@GreenWyvern](#):
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> She says she thought Valerie Jarrett was Jewish…

“Black” and “Jewish” are not mutually exclusive.

The Executive Director of our local Jewish Federation is Ethiopian. She had a LOT to say about that at today’s luncheon…

Roseanne should just STFU at this point. Really. Just STFU.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/285 "2018-05-30T22:45:25Z")

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I heard someplace, possible the public radio station, that the actors who play her character’s children as well as her real-life children tried to get her to stay off Twitter prior to this happening. She has the same problem with Twitter as Donald Trump. But he can get away with stuff that she can’t.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/286 "2018-05-30T22:51:18Z")

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At one point her adult children managed to take over her social media accounts and changed her password so she couldn’t access them, but obviously that didn’t last.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/287 "2018-05-30T23:26:20Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> At one point her adult children managed to take over her social media accounts and changed her password so she couldn’t access them, but obviously that didn’t last.
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> Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk

Note to Ivanka: Do same. 😃

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/288 "2018-05-31T02:16:20Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> It’s too bad. They were doing decent on the reboot. Contrary to what most people here assumed was happening, it wasn’t remotely a Trump love fest and did a good job at capturing the feel of the first run.

If that’s the case I’m glad I missed the first one. I saw two of the reboot and honestly there was not a single moment that caused me to smile… much less laugh. Awful.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/289 "2018-05-31T02:20:06Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Ask your doctor if blaming your racism on Ambien is right for you.

Do not take Ambien if you are allergic to racism.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/290 "2018-05-31T02:30:08Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Sara Gilbert is the creator and co-executive producer of _The Talk_, CBS’s answer to ABC’s _The View_, so she’ll have a soft landing.

Speaking of **The View** ; I had a _delightful_ :rolleyes: conversation with my mother today where she “they” use the same kind of language about white people on **The View**. Ironically my mother never even liked Roseanne Barr.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/291 "2018-05-31T03:16:41Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> Speaking of **The View** ; I had a _delightful_ :rolleyes: conversation with my mother today where she “they” use the same kind of language about white people on **The View**. Ironically my mother never even liked Roseanne Barr.

They don’t, but the right likes to say so.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/292 "2018-05-31T03:33:47Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Gilbert, Chalke and Metcalfe in particular will be okay. They all had very long runs with successful series. Gilbert and Metcalfe in particular were making HUGE amounts the last couple seasons of the original Roseanne series. I’m sure all three are more or less quite comfortably set for life.
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> The others are going to vary on a sliding scale, but it is new, younger actors that are really going to take it on the chin.

Someone on Twitter proposed that they kill off Roseanne and have Dan take in a boarder played by Jeff Bridges. Then morph the show into a Big Lebowski revival.

Sounded good to me.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/293 "2018-05-31T13:35:45Z")

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They brought Dan back from the dead for this reboot, so why not?

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/294 "2018-05-31T14:26:18Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Ambien is like alcohol - it won’t make you violent, promiscuous, racist etc. but it WILL make it more likely for you to get into a fistfight, have sex you regret the next morning, and spout bigoted drivel on social media. It doesn’t put anything in you not already there, it just makes it easier for what’s already there to leak out.

> [@Bill Cosby](#):
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> I said to a guy, I said, “Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?”, and he said, “Well, it intensifies your personality.” I said, “Yes, but what if you’re an asshole?”

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**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/295 "2018-05-31T15:19:49Z")

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Roseanne is a poster child for the effects of traumatic brain injury.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-part-two-no-thank-you/811120/296 "2018-06-24T19:45:29Z")

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Roseanne is coming back in the fall without Roseanne. Working title is “The Conners”.

> **[‘Roseanne’ Spinoff ‘The Conners’ Picked Up By ABC With No Roseanne Barr...](https://deadline.com/2018/06/roseanne-spinoff-the-conners-abc-no-roseanne-barr-involvement-1202415440/)**
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> It’s official: ABC has given a 10-episode series order to The Conners (working title), a spinoff of Roseanne, for fall 2018. The spinoff will take over the Tuesday 8 PM slot on the ABC schedu…

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