# Roseanne (the character) dies of ... OPEN SPOILERS AHEAD

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 18, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-the-character-dies-of-open-spoilers-ahead/821534 "2018-09-18T14:26:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-the-character-dies-of-open-spoilers-ahead/821534/21 "2018-09-20T01:01:00Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I wonder if they will bring Johnny Galecki back? He needs a job. It might bring in some new viewers.

Given how much money he’s made from The Big Bang Theory, he hardly “needs a job.”

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-the-character-dies-of-open-spoilers-ahead/821534/22 "2018-09-20T01:06:06Z")

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Death of a Trump supporter? My first thought was “heart failure brought on from licking an electric fence.”

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-the-character-dies-of-open-spoilers-ahead/821534/23 "2018-09-20T02:13:26Z")

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That’s so…dumb. They had her going in to surgery the next day. Have something come up during surgery. Just one of those things. It makes it sudden and brutal without being just…weird.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-the-character-dies-of-open-spoilers-ahead/821534/24 "2018-09-20T03:17:32Z")

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She dies of a brain aneurism when trying to hit the high note of the Star Spangled Banner at a company picnic softball game.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-the-character-dies-of-open-spoilers-ahead/821534/25 "2018-09-24T19:43:50Z")

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Hit by a T-shirt fired from a cannon at a NASCAR event, which knocks her backwards off the bleachers, and she dies from the fall.

… **Simpsons** did what now?

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-the-character-dies-of-open-spoilers-ahead/821534/26 "2018-09-25T00:01:39Z")

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> [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](#):
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> That’s so…dumb. They had her going in to surgery the next day. Have something come up during surgery. Just one of those things. It makes it sudden and brutal without being just…weird.

I don’t see what’s so weird and dumb about it. They had set up her addiction, she had pills hidden all over the house and freaked out that someone was stealing them. Why is an overdose any odder than dying during a very routine knee surgery? Also, we don’t know what the real plotline is yet. Maybe they’ll combine them: the amount of opiods she took screwed up the anesthesia or something.

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roseanne-the-character-dies-of-open-spoilers-ahead/821534/27 "2018-09-25T02:35:05Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I don’t see what’s so weird and dumb about it. They had set up her addiction, she had pills hidden all over the house and freaked out that someone was stealing them. Why is an overdose any odder than dying during a very routine knee surgery? Also, we don’t know what the real plotline is yet. Maybe they’ll combine them: the amount of opiods she took screwed up the anesthesia or something.

I don’t know. I just feel like, if they’re going to go for an overdose, she’d need to be there for it. Either to establish the increasing severity of the addiction–and her moving to riskier sources–or, at the least, to show her state immediately beforehand.

If they had half a season with the actress, this could work; show the decline. As a “when we return”, it’s, IMHO, sloppy.

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