# Rosebud!  Guess the Fictional Character by their Last Words (obvious spoilers)

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**Created:** [May 27, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717 "2008-05-27T02:43:41Z")\
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1. “Write the story, Steve. Tell the truth.” (I just watched this tonight.)

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]

[QUOTE=BrainGluton]  
50?: “What? I don’t know that!”  
[/QUOTE]  
Some call him Tim.  
[/QUOTE]

No, no, no.

Tim was the enchanter that led them as far as the Cave of Caerbannog (where Sir Bors and others are killed by the rabbit.) At the other end of the cave, at the Gorge of Eternal Peril the remaining knights meet the Bridgekeeper, who says this line upon being asked for further clarification to one of his five questions.

THREE questions!

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/103 "2008-05-28T08:22:20Z")

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55.) “From hell’s heart I stab at thee. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”

56.) “It’s been… fun.”

57.) “To be, or not to be.”

58.) “Don’t let it end this way, Captain.”

59.) “Now you pay the price for your lack of vision!”

60.) “Hold on there, Stevie, I’m gonna try something!”

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/104 "2008-05-28T08:26:02Z")

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61.) “Clever girl.”

62.) “Trinity…!”

62.) “Thank you, sonny. You’re a lifesaver!”

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/105 "2008-05-28T08:28:46Z")

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I do carry on, don’t I?

63.) “Admiral, it’s difficult, I–”

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/106 "2008-05-28T08:29:15Z")

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55 is Khan from The Wrath of Khan.

I think 59 is the Emperor from The Return of the Jedi.

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/107 "2008-05-28T08:37:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
Unnamed Romulan captain, _Balance of Terror_, original series  
[/QUOTE]

Bah, the only one I might have guessed too.

I was going to use Khan’s last words, but they’re taken from Moby Dick, so I’m avoiding the confusion over that one by using another ST quote.

1. “Perfect.”
2. “You will.”

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/108 "2008-05-28T08:41:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Khan]  
55.) “From hell’s heart I stab at thee. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”  
[/QUOTE]

I was going to post this one, its Khan’s last line in TWOK, but its also taken from Moby Dick and might be in one of the film adaptations.

[QUOTE=Khan]  
56.) “It’s been… fun.”  
[/QUOTE]

Gawd awful, Captain Kirk’s last line, as he dies from bridge failure.

[QUOTE=Khan]  
57.) “To be, or not to be.”  
[/QUOTE]

General Chang, who doesn’t believe in evasive manoeuvres.

[QUOTE=Khan]  
58.) “Don’t let it end this way, Captain.”  
[/QUOTE]

Chancellor Gorkon, making purple Klingon Blood canon.

[QUOTE=Khan]  
59.) “Now you pay the price for your lack of vision!”  
[/QUOTE]

The Emperor in Star Wars? I thought his last line might have been “And now Young Skywalker, you die”, but as is the case I might be wrong.

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[QUOTE=Pushkin]  
I was going to use Khan’s last words, but they’re taken from Moby Dick, so I’m avoiding the confusion over that one by using another ST quote.

[/QUOTE]

I wish I had remembered that in my previous post. :smack:

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/110 "2008-05-28T08:43:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Khan]  
61.) “Clever girl.”  
[/QUOTE]

The Hunter from Jurassic Park, damned if I remember his name though.

[QUOTE=Khan]  
I do carry on, don’t I?

63.) “Admiral, it’s difficult, I–”  
[/QUOTE]

Captain Terrell? Before the Ceti Eel larvae does a job on him? But I’m sure he referred to Khan as “his highness”.

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/111 "2008-05-28T09:14:50Z")

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Maybe not the last thing he says, but pretty darn close IIRC:

“Nature is lethal but it doesn’t hold a candle to man.”

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/112 "2008-05-28T11:36:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Pushkin]  
The Hunter from Jurassic Park, damned if I remember his name though.  
[/QUOTE]

Ah, you beat me to it. His name was Muldoon. Played by Bob Peck.

[QUOTE=Khan]  
62.) “Trinity…!”  
[/QUOTE]

I’m thinking this must be Neo from the last Matrix movie?

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We seem to have two #55’s…

Is “I’m going…oh…oh” HAL from 2001?

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#66 “Gazpacho Soup!”

#67 “Anything you want.”

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[QUOTE=Aspidistra]  
#66 “Gazpacho Soup!”  
[/quote]

Arnold Judas Rimmer BSc.

> [@](#):
>
> #67 “Anything you want.”

I want my father back.

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rosebud-guess-the-fictional-character-by-their-last-words-obvious-spoilers/450717/116 "2008-05-28T12:18:16Z")

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**46**

Is that the guy from Saving Private Ryan? (you know the one told the story about ignoring his mother because he was too grown up and of course now he calls for her because it is soooooo ironic, or cheep writing, I get them confused)

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Too easy, clearly…

#68 “What will it be, then? How will you do it, my Amadan-Na-Briona?”

#69 “Cullyn”

#70 “Listen to this! ‘Alas, ill rule in Hellas…’” (not strictly a fictional character, I will admit)

#71 “Fly, you fools!” (ok, _that_ one is easy)

#72 “See?”

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I don’t think anyone has answered this one yet:

> [@Baldwin](#):
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> 25: “I will go see my family now.”
> 
> And that’s from a movie currently playing in theatres; I’ll leave somebody else to decide whether to spoiler the answer.

So, I shall:

The guy who helped Robert Downey Jr. build his first suit in Iron Man

> [@Pushkin](#):
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> > [@khan](#):
> >
> > 59.) “Now you pay the price for your lack of vision!”
> 
> The Emperor in Star Wars? I thought his last line might have been “And now Young Skywalker, you die”, but as is the case I might be wrong.

It is actually “And now, young Skywalker, you _will_ die.”

Here’s mine:  
#73. “What’s that smell?”

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[QUOTE=Rachael Rage]  
#73. “What’s that smell?”  
[/QUOTE]

Tyler Durden

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[QUOTE=Aspidistra]

#71 “Fly, you fools!” (ok, _that_ one is easy)  
[/QUOTE]

Gandalf. 🙂

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