# Ross Sisters' "Solid Potato Salad."  Must be seen to be believed.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 30, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750 "2006-05-30T16:33:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/1 "2006-05-30T16:33:40Z")

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[OMFG](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1CITKXovAY).

The mind boggles. If it’s _my_ mind, first it gets right down in the gutter, and _then_ it boggles.

It boggles hard.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/2 "2006-05-30T16:34:51Z")

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Oh, I should mention that it’s a VIDEO LINK that plays immediately, with brassy music. Consider that if you’re at work!

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/3 "2006-05-30T16:46:21Z")

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IIRC, that clip is from _Summer Stock_, an extremely uneven Judy Garland vehicle. Not one I’ve bothered to watch more than once.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/4 "2006-05-30T16:55:15Z")

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> [@lissener](#):
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> IIRC, that clip is from _Summer Stock_, an extremely uneven Judy Garland vehicle.

Nope – [_Broadway Rhythm_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036673/maindetails), which is by all accounts also somewhat uneven.

(Gwan to get it from _Videomatica_, uneven or not. Woot!)

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/5 "2006-05-30T17:03:59Z")

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If my body could do that, I’d never leave home.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/6 "2006-05-30T17:05:00Z")

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Wow. They don’t make 'em like that anymore.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/7 "2006-05-30T17:11:36Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> Nope – [_Broadway Rhythm_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036673/maindetails), which is by all accounts also somewhat uneven.
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> (Gwan to get it from _Videomatica_, uneven or not. Woot!)

Hmm. Unless my memory is completely dripping away, there was something similarly creepy in _Summer Stock_. But some of those “uneven” movies start to run together after awhile. I should watch fewer and better movies . . .

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/8 "2006-05-30T17:13:56Z")

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No, wait; I think I may have seen that clip in one of the _That’s Entertainment_ docs, and the costumes and sets conflated it with \*SS \*for me. Or, retardation is progressive.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/9 "2006-05-30T17:20:22Z")

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Ew.

Ew ew ew ew ew…

I’m so squicked out by Ehlers-Danlos. I know I shouldn’t be, but one of the little girls I used to babysit suffered from it and she was so flexible her shoulder would dislocate if I tugged on her arm even a little bit. Her mother had the stretchy skin kind. So gross.

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/10 "2006-05-30T17:39:43Z")

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Firstly, what kind of kinky fetish site were you looking at when you found this clip? 😉

Secondly, what are the odds any of those women can walk, much less dance, today?

Thirdly, Wow. That bit with the wagon is particularly out there.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/11 "2006-05-30T17:50:39Z")

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I’m sitting here with my mouth open.

[The Ross Sisters](http://members.aol.com/eyetreats/ross.htm): _truly_ “the other white meat.”

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/12 "2006-05-30T17:55:04Z")

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I was a skinny double-jointed kid. And I loved to freakout my school mates with my weird body contorsions. That clip was my payback.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/13 "2006-05-30T20:05:17Z")

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I opened the link, watched about the first quarter of it, and thought, “What’s the big deal, it’s just some ladies dancing”, and closed it. Then I read the rest of the replies, realized I was missing something, and watched the rest.

Oh, my.

I have to wonder about the safety precautions, though… That bit with the hayloft seemed rather dangerous, but I couldn’t see any way a spotter could catch her if she fell, without breaking her neck.

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**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/14 "2006-05-30T20:38:20Z")

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What would be really bizarre is if they popped out of the bathtubs in the California Dreaming video.

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/15 "2006-05-30T21:36:05Z")

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Well, three cheers for the Ross Sisters. I’m staggered not just by their flexibility, but by their incredible leg strength. That bit with the hayloft and the apple? Cripes! Sure, it’s a bit freakshow, but you’ve got to give mad props for the amount of time and effort they must have spent practicing.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/16 "2006-05-30T21:45:07Z")

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Where’d their spines go?

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**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/17 "2006-05-30T21:45:27Z")

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What a strange clip! Thanks for the link, **Larry Mudd**. I emailed the link to my husband, who loves to watch cute girl gymnasts. Hope he doesn’t get any unreasonable expectations about feminine flexibility.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/18 "2006-05-30T22:09:14Z")

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You people act like you’ve never seen Cirque de Soleil. Or the Ed Sullivan Show. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/19 "2006-05-30T22:45:41Z")

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> [@Sal Ammoniac](#):
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> I’m staggered not just by their flexibility, but by their incredible leg strength. That bit with the hayloft and the apple? Cripes!

Exactly my thoughts - actually, I was thinking that with the bit before that, but that part absolutely floored me.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ross-sisters-solid-potato-salad-must-be-seen-to-be-believed/358750/20 "2006-05-30T23:01:30Z")

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That last stunt would make a great porno, with a little tweaking! 😃

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